When I miss putting the trash out for pickup in the mornings i'll stash it on the back "porch" and take it to the dumpster in the evening when I get back.
Well for a few nights the wife has claimed that "there's something out there!" hiding under the grill cover perhaps.
I told her it's probably a cat.
No... no, it's NOT.
The little bastard is ballsy too, just making noise and turning the lights on wont scare his ass off. He just looked up at us like "Whatchyoo gon' doo, crackah?!"
Under the advisement of
Cataract I WAS going to spray it with water in order to avoid rabid face raping since hitting it will evidently prove futile. Though, before I could act the wife had sprayed it with Windex.
If he comes back I think I'll try to tame him..
Also, my kid is cute.
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lol
okay the kid, too.
;)
Were you ever an editor for Kotaku?
I swear.
No seriously, cute kid.
Lol old school Kotaku reference...
I miss when Kotaku didn't suck as bad as it does now.