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I'm an avid gamer that enjoys everything from tabletop RPGs to the latest FPS and everything in between.

My basic rule;
If I think it's fun, I'll play it.
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These are a few pictures I helped my BFF4EVA, Kurt, take for part of his photography class.
I dare your genitals not to engorge in lust after viewing such lusty material!

Also, Ryu's a pussy and my beard easily overpowers Ken

Figured I'd share these with you all because 1) they're awesome 2) Kurt's pictures are awesome and 3) I'm awesome AND sexy. pfft... you know you want my hadouken all over your face.
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So I was going to actually try and write something up that would express my thanks of being a part of an awesome community and how much fun it's been playing with you all. (Seriously if it wasn't for you cwazy ircfolk i wouldn't even have a live account)

But then real life got in the way and decided I'd have next to no free time.. and then God of War 3 came out, sooo... ^_^'

Since I'll fail horribly at trying to sum this all up I figured I'd let the soothing sounds of Louis Armstrong express my love for you all;

Things sure have changed over the 3 years I've been lurking her, some for the best in my opinion, others not so much (full page flash ads on muh homepawge?! :P) but it's been a load of fun.

Dtoid is that awesome guy you always invite to the party.
Sure they get too drunk too fast and may even say something lewd about your chick's awesome rack but in the end they're the guy that'll convince the cops to leave you alone, they'll hit on 'that chick' and take one for the team, they always bring the primo topshelf shit and make the best damned waffles and bacon in the morning.

I <3 you Dtoid, even if spooning you gives me butthurt. get it? Also, (big) cocks.

2:38 PM on 10.28.2009

I can't think of anything witty to day here so I'll cut to the chase. When me and the wife went to pick up Fairytale Fights we gots an extra free tshirt, see?;

Since I love you all so very, very much I figured I would spread the love by taking a nice long hot shower and then using said shirt to dry my nuts off with and then offer it up to you lucky dtoid members as an oh so glorious prize.
There will also be a secret MYSTERY PRIZE!! included as well.

The contest, if you can call it that, is simple and instructions are as follows:
By the close of Friday post an image in the comments below of anything and I mean ANYTHING that would make me laugh, cry, vomit, etc.
The ONLY, and I mean ONLY requirement is this; it must be something The Gods of Metal look upon with approval

While they are more than pleased with the heart and soul behind Brutal Legend they are, alas, unsatisfied with it's gameplay and as such demand sacrifice!
So sayeth Krahshthulhu, speaker for the Gods!

So yeah, recap funny+metalish theme=free tshirt AND A MYSTERY PRRRRIIIIIZE! (seriously, totally worth your half assed efforts since it's something you can put in yer xbawcks or pstripplez)

10:54 AM on 06.17.2009

Edit: there's no real point to this blog now thanks to that fucker BattyAndroit . Stealin' muh ideaz! I keed, I keed. He's put up a real quality entry for this kickass contest.
To be perfectly blunt I'm glad it's going to somebody that had an account BEFORE Collette had posted the contest.
Here's the rest of the post :P

So I woke up a few weeks ago and after brushing the taste of whiskey out of my mouth and changing into whatever clothes I stumbled upon I did what I usually do in the mornings; microwave myself a quick snack, check my email/rss feeds, and then meander my way through what's been goin' on in the land of the rising robot.
I stumbled across the contest that Colette had posted and thought to myself;

Holy crap! lookit that schweet computer, I bet if I put on some crazy shit and glue some brass tacks to my little sister's swimming goggles I could win that! I need to make an account and post up some shit of me FAST!

Actually that's not what I thought, that's just me being an unfunny dick right there. What I DID think was, what would Mr.Destructoid look like with a steampunkish makeover. A few sketches and some pondering later I decided that regardless of who won the only thing keeping me from making something was laziness so with the wife and kiddo away visiting her family I decided to break out the hookers and blow ... I mean the toolbox.

Anyways, this is what I came up with. The pictures are shit because the only camera I had at my disposal was my friend's iPhone. (you should all check out his music btw, it's super awesome)

The overall style I was going for was going for would be if the Rocketeer lived in the 1900s and had a vagina that was ravaged by the unholy mechanizations that is Mr.Destructoid. What would their cursed offspring look like? Would he fight crime and wonder why his dad spent all that alimony cash on sweet fedoras and liqueur instead of putting food on the table?

The detail of the paint doesn't come out at all (the wife took the camera with her up visitng family -_-)
The green you see is actually a combination of gold, two different coppers, and a green color dry brushed on to make it look like tarnished brass.

The jacket is actually a coat put together for my casual Halloween costume.

The idea was a sort of steampunk mad scientist. I blame Dr.Horrible for the inspiration.

The coat is actually quite nice. It has a high, mandarin styled collar and buckles at the cuffs and in the back for cinching. The lining is a maroon colored satin

Well that's that. I tip my hat to BattyAndroit, his entry is top notch but I'd be lying if I wasn't a bit envious, havin' a rugrat limits the amount of time you can use sharp objects and spray paint, haha.

Speaking of which; My Kid is Cute(tm)
He's off to his first job interview.

I find myself entertaining daydreams akin to plots found in some of our favorite games, movies or books.
Some part of me, buried beneath the layers of adulthood, wishes that some cataclysmic event would yank me from the comforts of my daily routine.
Don't construe this longing for adventure as a sign of dissatisfaction, in fact the opposite is quite true. At this point in my life even amidst the challenges of being a new father I've never been happier and yet I find my thoughts drifting..

I feel as if the years spent within the macrocosm of comics, gaming and music have left me with this aspiration to become something more in ways that are limited within this world.

I spend too much time indulging these reveries and suddenly I can feel this uneasy tingling in my chest.
On cloudy days it feels like I can fly.
I want to sunder the gods and topple mountains. I want to explode and watch the world burn.
I want to get lost in a story, I want to fight bloodied against hordes of formless evils, I want to save the day.
I want to believe in magic.

Also, my kid is amazingly awesome and more cool than any of us could ever hope to be, I mean look at this badass rockin' them shades!!!
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In what Iím sure will be only one of many, many horrible Valentineís Day related posts I offer to you a quick list of video game characters that have made my fire flower moist with the dew of gender confusion.
These are listed in no particular arrangement other than the order in which these deviants drifted into my thoughts as I stared listlessly out the window towards some unforeseen horizon where Zangief frolics and spins just for me.. *Le Sigh*

This Bishonen-bitch made his unforgettable debut in MGS2:Sons of Liberty gripping his gonads and cart wheeling his way into my dreams. Thereís just something about the way he uses his sword..

This half-vamp vixen has it all; style, sex appeal, a brooding, dark attitude to match his equally dramatic past and hair that would make Fabio weep with joy if his sight wasnít blinded with blood and duck feathers. Seriously what are the chances of hitting a fucking bird while riding a rollercoaster?
Women want to be him and men want to rip off that exquisitely tailored jacked and supple leather pants.

Overly expressive eyes with that come hither grin all tucked under that tasty, purple jesterís cap. Seriously, who hasnít thought of jumping behind Nights and grabbing a hold of those things like they were reins and riding this androgynous stallion off into sunset?
More like NiGHTS into WET-Dreams, Ďmirite?

Okay this one is a bit obvious but aside from the oddities like Buck Angel, how many other people were able to make the post op look so confusingly good?

Junk tucked in the Trunk, need I say more? Poison is curvy queen thatís got nice lady lumps in almost all the right places..

Quina Quen
Who else spent those long hours leveling up wondering if youíd ever see if there was a muffin to go with that hat? Seriously with a tongue that makes Gene Simmons feel inadequate itís hard to imagine thisÖthing dateless on a Saturday night.

Yup, I had to include everybodyís favorite underage jailbait. I like to think that in a nightclub somewhere on the streets of rage, amidst flashing lights and the repetitive pounding of bass the tranny-torch was passed on to this saucy little nun.