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11:30 PM on 05.18.2010




Okay, so I went to the juice store about an hour ago and they were out of “Lots Of Pulp” Tropicana Orange Juice, so I had to get “Some Pulp” orange juice instead. I mean, even the “Lots of Pulp” doesn’t really have enough pulp in it, but it’s as good as I’m going to get. And I know that, so I was expecting “Some Pulp” to definitely not have enough pulp for me. But I just drank a glass, and all I have to say is WHAT THE CRAP IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? You guys actually drink this junk? This stuff is little more than dirty water. As far as I’m concerned, it doesn’t have the right to call itself a beverage! Beverages are supposed to be delicious and refreshing - but drinking this sewage is ACTIVELY STRESSING ME OUT. Now I understand how Europeans feel when they try drinking American beer.

You know, I think what I really want is just to eat an actual orange without the inconvenience of having to peel it and chew it and watch out for the seeds. Why can’t I just pour a whole orange out into a glass and drink it? It doesn’t seem all that difficult. Surely the technology for this must exist somewhere.
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Could you not grab a blender or an axe and make your own orange puree? Okay, maybe not you personally, but someone? If I set up a stand and sold fruit mush, could a profit be had?
I never liked pulp.
@Beyamor I would buy all of your product for sure.

@VGFreak1225 YOU ARE THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING AMERICA
Get a vitamiser and make your own. Such a venture requires a small amount of capital, but I daresay it would minimise the rage.

As it stands, your fate is in the hands of the vendors. You should liberate yourself from the callous, profit driven clutches of 'big juice' and go underground, man.

And hey, maybe one day, you'll be vitamising your oranges, and in the corner of your eye, there'll be a pineapple. Now bear with me, but putting a bit of pineapple in your juice will open up a world of possibilities.

Now, I know all you conservative 'one fruit per fruit juice' people out there (fruit juice monogamists) are probably disgusted right now, but in this day and age, its about time more people opened their mind and realised that by breaking free of dated juice mores it the way of the future.

Peace.
You may be on to something there!

And I DO love pineapple...
Lots of Pulp gives me gas.
As much pulp as possible for me. I think Tropicana Grovestand is the way to go, but it's kinda expensive.
Pulp is an amazing band. Check them out.
I'm also anti-pulp.
I wish they'd open a Juice Store near me.
Okay, it wasn't really a "Juice Store", but it is the store where I buy my juice, and pretty much nothing else ever.

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