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Games Time Has Lost Completely
Kpax | 9:49 AM on 05.14.2009 18 comments


I was reading Rev. Anthony's "Games Time Forgot" and it got me thinking. The games he writes about may have been forgotten by time, but they haven't been lost completely. Somebody remembers them - if they didn't, Anthony wouldn't be writing about them. But what about those games that have disappeared altogether? Has there ever been a game that you remember playing years ago, the name of which you have long since forgotten, that no matter how hard you search you are unable to find even a single record of it ever having existed?

Almost ten years ago, back when my computer was still running Windows 2000, my dad brought home a CD of hundreds of old freeware and shareware games from the Apogee and Accolade era. They weren't all that old at the time. Let me tell you, this collection had everything. It had Crystal Caves, Epic Pinball, Duke Nukem I and II, and a bunch of shitty DOS-based card games. It had Jill of the Jungle, Spear of Destiny, Raptor: Call of the Shadows, Secret Agent, Balloon Challenge, and a number of the Commander Keen games. There were games enough to last me a lifetime.



One of the games that captivated me the most was a top-down 2D space game, similar to Star Hammer. I hesitate to call it a space shooter because while it did include all the elements of a space shooter, it was much more than that. The game was set in an vast 2D universe. In order to keep track of where you were, the universe utilized the Cartesian coordinate system with the sun at the center of your solar system set as the origin. The player could fly around to different planets and take jobs from their inhabitants. Often the jobs would entail finding a ship or another planet within a certain range of coordinates and then negotiating with or destroying them before returning to the planet that originally gave you the job to get your reward. I distinctly remember that the universe was so vast, in fact, that flying to one of the coordinates I was supposed to go to took me at least an hour in real time, not including my stops at many of the planets I came across on the way there. The last mission I can remember had me flying across to the other side of the galaxy to find some kind of warp cloud or wormhole that sent me to a new part of the universe and marked the end of the shareware portion of the game.



One day I came home from school to find that my dad had "upgraded" our computer to Windows ME and that none of the games on the CD worked anymore. After that, I put the CD away somewhere and forgot all about it. Gradually, the name of that game that I had once enjoyed so much faded from my memory. A couple of years ago something made me remember the experience, and I began my search to find the game once again. Try as I might, however, scouring the internets high and low has proved fruitless. It's almost as if the game never existed. There's not one screenshot from it that I can find on the internet. That's all it would take - I'm sure of it. A single screenshot and I would know that I'd found it. Until then, my search must continue. In the words of Tim Allen, "NEVER GIVE UP! NEVER SURRENDER!"







Sorry if I tend to ramble. This is my first c-blog, so if I'm doing it wrong, I'd appreciate it if you'd let me know so I can avoid doing it wrong next time.



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Zippyduda's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 10:03
Zippyduda
That balloon game looks crazy as FUCK.

As for Commander Keen I got the DOS after FIVE years of trying to remember its name, thanks to some lovely soul on Youtube who said the name for no apparent reason.

I think I have played the game you are talking about. But it was a loooooong time ago, seriously if I remember, I will let you know.

Also as for your first blog, good job. I don't see anything wrong with it anyway but I've only made two blogs so :P
t0pc0w's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 10:39
t0pc0w
Unless I'm mistaken, the game you're looking for is Solar Winds.

I played the shit out of that game when I was 5. Epic made that game waaaaaaaay back in the day.
Kpax's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 10:42
Kpax
@T0PC0W

Jesus Christ, you may be right!
t0pc0w's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 10:47
t0pc0w
My favorite part was using the "hyperspeed". It just speed up the game, so you moved quicker lol. Still had to spend hours going from A to B though.
sickNasty's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 10:57
sickNasty
Wow that last image brought back memories. I played all these games as a kid. Apogee was the shit.
t0pc0w's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 10:58
t0pc0w
@KPAX

If Solar Winds is correct, I expect a full play through and subsequent blog review post.
Kpax's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 11:01
Kpax
@T0PC0W

Yep, it's right! I guess I know what my second blog will be about.
Andrew Kauz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 11:09
Andrew Kauz
There are dozens of old shareware games that I played back in the day that I've completely forgotten. Some of them were awesome, too, and I really wish I could remember what they were called or, really, even what they were about. But the Apogee stuff you mentioned: that stuff was awesome. And who could forget Jazz Jackrabbit? Raptor was great too.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 13:24
Chris Carter
this is a BADASS blog series man. I like the idea of talking about games that no one fucking remembers at all. In fact, I used to play a really old text RPG (think actual characters, not "text") and I can't remember the damn name.

It was in the 80s....it was DOS, and your character was a couple of brackets. It had some color, and you could move around and dodge other numbers like 8s. It was a top down dungeon crawler...

You just made me weep. Now I'll never get to play that game again! If you continue to have links to these games that people forgot, I will follow this series very, very closely. Friended!
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 14:06
shipero
@Magnalon

You mean Rouge?
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 15:03
Chris Carter
..................................................

You just made my year.
KyleGamgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 15:33
KyleGamgee
I love this place, Destructoid. It's amazing what we all find here.
Lurfadur's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 17:51
Lurfadur
+1 for Hey Arnold! character as your avatar.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 20:31
fetusmilk
[img]http://www.shikadi.net/wiki/keen/images/6/6c/Vorticon.png[/img}VORTICONS RULE!
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 20:32
fetusmilk

vorticons rule
Kpax's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 23:54
Kpax
@Magnalon

You ever play the game ZZT? That game was SUCH BULLSHIT.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 00:55
Chris Carter
OMG KPAX
Holy shit! That's the other similar game I was quasi-referring to. I got both at the same time when I was like 4 or 5 years old. Wow...this is the best blog ever.

Keep blogging with your amazing Hey Arnold avatar.

TOPSAUCE THIS SHIT NOW, OR MOVE IT FOOTBALL HEAD!
draycott's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 04:18
draycott
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG!!!

I'm at work and I'm teary eyed right now!
HAHAHAHA!!!
This is amazing!!!

ROUGE!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!
That shit is so OLD!
God dammit good times...

KPAX my good sir/maam...
Friended and you best keep blogging...
You're doing a mighty fine job fitting in thus far...
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