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Hey I'm Koopa, I'm 21 and i live eat and breathe video games.
I'm in the 2nd year of Uni studying Record Production.
I work in retail and it's the best job i've ever had.

Top 10 Favorite Games:

1: Fable the lost chapters
2: Bioshock
3: No More Heroes
4: Portal
5: Animal Crossing DS
6: Lost Odyssey
7: Rock Band
8: Call of Duty 4
9: Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland
10: Goldeneye N64

Games I can't wait to play:
Fable 2

What I own:
PS3
Wii
360
Dreamcast
NES (kinda broken :()
DS
Macbook =]

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It doesnt take much to piss me off, but im a loveable guy. My aim in life is to own every console from each Gen. so for the current gen im set.
I love to take life easy and play video games.

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Microsoft's Plan for World Domination
Koopa13 \| 6:51 AM on 09.21.2007	12 comments

Ok so imagine this, bare in mind this is only just my thoughts and im not conspiring against MS here.

But say around 11:59pm sep 23rd MS release a nice now compulsary update for everyones 360s. What ppl dont know is that the update will kill ur 360, red rings globally.
Now imagine how many halo fans are waiting to get their mits on halo 3 24hrs later.
How many of those fans will realise that there is no way in hell MS would be able to fix all those 360 in months let alone weeks.
So how many ppl with think fuck it im gonna go buy a new 360 just for halo.
If this ever happened do u know how much money MS could make. However if it ever did happen there would be alot of questions and man would they be fucked in the long run.

Morale of the story is, watch out for any updates 24hrs before halo 3. You never know what might happen

also, if it does happen, you heard it here first.

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11 comments | showing # 1 to 11

BlindsideDork

Wow...no.

First off there will be an update. Isn't there always an update for new games you put in your system?

Second off...M$ may be greedy and what have you but they aren't STUPID. If they did this (or more) and over a million 360's die from this, some sort of review will come up and I just want to say it is against the law?

But I know if I saw over 1 million 360's die in one day from an update, I would take my 360 back and go buy a PS3MO cause man screw it, been through four in three months. This is just BS. FORUMS!

Oh yeah...

NO ONE PLAYS THE HALOZ!

Toneman

Yeah, I'm pretty sure everyone would just storm MS world headquarters.

Neonie

That wouldent dominate the world. It would just piss an extrodinate number of people off.

World domination is more along the lines of hypnotizing people with halo 3 and forceing them to play hours on end without stop and sit in multiplayer matches where their sexuality and gameplay skills are questioned by 13 year old boys and /b/tards.(I had one of those in skate the other day, leave me alone). All while eating hot pocket's that burn your tounge and makeing you forget to study for that oh so important exam comeing up.

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OH SHIT, MABEY MICROSOFT IS TAKEING OVER THE WORLD!

AngelsDontBurn

I'm gonna lawl at the people that are begging for teh new Halos and they can't have it. That's what they get for thinking it's the best game in the world! :O

BlindsideDork

PS: Failure for a heartagram in your banner...

Wait, unless you are a chick. Then it is ok, but still a failure cause girls who like that are no good.

Aaron Mxy Yost

Well, it's more plausible than most of the 9/11 conspiracy theories out there.

ShawnKelfonne

Microsoft Business Exec A: "ZOMG GUYZ! LET'S BRAKE TEH XBOXORZ SO THEY HAVE TO BUY NEW ONES TO PLAY TEH HALOEZ! ROFLOFLOFLOFLOFLOFL!"

Microsoft Business Exec B:"Yes, Paging Eileen. Come on, Eileen, someone let Jimmy out of his cage again."

Neonie

@ Swankelfonne

Lawl. Funniest thing yet today.

BlindsideDork

Come on Eileen,
I swear (well he means) At this moment you mean everything,
With you in that dress my thoughts I confess verge on dirty
Ah come on Eileen!

Eschatos

Now that's just stupid. Halo 3 is nice, but not worth buying a brand new Xbox, and MS isn't that stupid to try it.

Koopa13

its just a theory, ffs u dont think i know its illegal for this shit. Basically all i was saying is, it would be funny. Id lol, but seen as i dont have a tv at the mo, i wont be play teh halos on wednesday.
:( im a saaaaaaaad panda.

As regards to the heartagram, well thats just your opinion, and no im not a chick.

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