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Born in the Alps and raised by a group of wild elk, KnuxSonic migrated to America in the late 1980's with only a swatch watch and his VHS copies of Saved by the Bell.

He began gaming soon hereafter while living in the basement of Funcoland, the one out by the mall (you know, the mall where the Greasers hung out? That one.) Sonic the Hedgehog changed his life. He realized that while he himself had no talent, he could write long paragraphs about nothing, literally! To this day, KnuxSonic still plays entire seasons of MLB 2K7 without remorse.
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G4 is about to rape me in the anus
KnuxSonic | 10:48 PM on 04.02.2008 21 comments


Those of you that don't know (i.e. all of you), I run a tiny backwoods G4 fansite that basically houses clips and info on G4 shows of yore.

Okay, so, I just got an email from an executive at G4 who wants to "have a conversation" with me in a few weeks over the phone.

While the email seems pretty nice, I'm pretty sure they're about to butt rape me here, guyz, but maybe I'm wrong. It's not from their legal department but maybe they're going to be nice and just ask before they send in the lawyers. I'm imagining them flying me to LA for lunch, then in the middle of desert, punching me in the face and telling me to take down their content. Then they leave and leave me with the bill and no ride home.

Or maybe I'm going to BE THE NEXT HOST OF THE PRICE IS RIGHT!

YES THAT'S IT! FUCK YOU DREW CAREY!

-KnuxSonic



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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 23:00
MrSadistic
Say goodbye to your butt cherry!
Jaren Face's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 23:01
Jaren Face
...but hey, at least you get some lunch.
by-tor2112's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 23:03
by-tor2112
Thats the last blog post your ever gonna make...
Its over man
JDUB X's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 23:08
JDUB X
sounds painful
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 23:21
Samit Sarkar
You’ll never see the light of day again.

Also, I laugh at Reaprar’s BBCode failures.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 23:22
ArrestedDeveloper
If they wanted to sue you they would have just sent a threatening letter, so that leaves actual anal rape instead of litigious anal rape.
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 23:22
VWGTI
@ Samit

Please don't laugh at mah Reapie-poo!
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 23:27
Aaron Mxy Yost
God, a retarded chimp would be better as the host of Price is Right than Drew Carey. Maybe they want to make you a delicious cake and totally not kill you with nerve gas.
Jerkbutt47's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 23:37
Jerkbutt47
ummm,delicious cake...
oh and too bad dude.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 23:52
Brian Szabelski
Get a lawyer. Now.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 00:08
TrailerParkJesus
It's been nice knowing you.
Upgrayedd's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 00:16
Upgrayedd
They will leave your asshole in ruins.
KnuxSonic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 00:34
KnuxSonic
Just got this message from Scot Rubin:

"Well that's weird because Reiber wouldn't call you about taking down the
site, that would only be done by someone in legal maybe someone in the
internet group."
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 01:21
bottled dark
Anal destruction ho!
sevink's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 03:14
sevink
analdestruction.com I look forward to watching you lose your anal virginity (only applies if your a girl k thx)
KnuxSonic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 03:17
KnuxSonic
lul not a gurl rofflepwnt?
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 12:17
blehman
Could be worse. Could be about to rape your nose.
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 02:13
Aziel13
you gonna get raped
in the butt
hard
no lube
with a rusty bat with nail protuding from the sides
that have aids
and herpes
and rat poo
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