Those of you that don't know (i.e. all of you), I run a tiny backwoods G4 fansite that basically houses clips and info on G4 shows of yore.
Okay, so, I just got an email from an executive at G4 who wants to "have a conversation" with me in a few weeks over the phone.
While the email seems pretty nice, I'm pretty sure they're about to butt rape me here, guyz, but maybe I'm wrong. It's not from their legal department but maybe they're going to be nice and just ask before they send in the lawyers. I'm imagining them flying me to LA for lunch, then in the middle of desert, punching me in the face and telling me to take down their content. Then they leave and leave me with the bill and no ride home.
Or maybe I'm going to BE THE NEXT HOST OF THE PRICE IS RIGHT!
God, a retarded chimp would be better as the host of Price is Right than Drew Carey. Maybe they want to make you a delicious cake and totally not kill you with nerve gas.
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site, that would only be done by someone in legal maybe someone in the
internet group."
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Born in the Alps and raised by a group of wild elk, KnuxSonic migrated to America in the late 1980's with only a swatch watch and his VHS copies of Saved by the Bell.
He began gaming soon hereafter while living in the basement of Funcoland, the one out by the mall (you know, the mall where the Greasers hung out? That one.) Sonic the Hedgehog changed his life. He realized that while he himself had no talent, he could write long paragraphs about nothing, literally! To this day, KnuxSonic still plays entire seasons of MLB 2K7 without remorse.
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Say goodbye to your butt cherry!
...but hey, at least you get some lunch.
Thats the last blog post your ever gonna make...
Its over man
sounds painful
You’ll never see the light of day again.
Also, I laugh at Reaprar’s BBCode failures.
If they wanted to sue you they would have just sent a threatening letter, so that leaves actual anal rape instead of litigious anal rape.
@ Samit
Please don't laugh at mah Reapie-poo!
God, a retarded chimp would be better as the host of Price is Right than Drew Carey. Maybe they want to make you a delicious cake and totally not kill you with nerve gas.
ummm,delicious cake...
oh and too bad dude.
Get a lawyer. Now.
It's been nice knowing you.
They will leave your asshole in ruins.
Just got this message from Scot Rubin:
"Well that's weird because Reiber wouldn't call you about taking down the
site, that would only be done by someone in legal maybe someone in the
internet group."
Anal destruction ho!
analdestruction.com I look forward to watching you lose your anal virginity (only applies if your a girl k thx)
lul not a gurl rofflepwnt?
Could be worse. Could be about to rape your nose.
you gonna get raped
in the butt
hard
no lube
with a rusty bat with nail protuding from the sides
that have aids
and herpes
and rat poo