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Hello, I'm Knives but a lot of my friends will usually call me Knivy. All I should have to say is that I live in the happiest place on earth (Tijuana!), but that's not all I'm gonna say.

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Dtoid Cancun: "Everything Is Possible" Button Is A Lie
Knivy | 3:30 AM on 04.07.2008 39 comments


Back from Cancun!!

I have a lot of pictures and a couple of vids, but this one took foreeeeeever to upload and stupid life outside of paradise has homework and three presentations for different classes during the week, so don't know how much I'll be able to post before next weekend.

Anyway, this happened during the last day when we were leaving Fronz in the hotel next to ours before we went to the airport.

Aerox was reading from the menu/brochure and he saw that the phone had an "order anything , everything is possible" button, so someone came up with the idea of trying to order a lobster milkshake and Tazar, being the amazing man that he is, stepped up to do it without laughing (seriously how the hell did you do that?)



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sleepingagain's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 03:43
sleepingagain
lol, sadness
Conrad Zimmerman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 03:43
Conrad Zimmerman
That is excellent. I want a lobster milkshake.
charliesuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 03:44
charliesuh
FUCK THEM! THEY ARE LIARS!
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 03:45
wardrox
I want one now!
MatCD's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 03:52
MatCD
I'll get right on that
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 04:03
Samit Sarkar
You guys should sue them for false advertising.
charliesuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 04:32
charliesuh
oh btw.. THATS MY FOOT ON THE RIGHT!
I'm internet famous now! Go fap to it... NOW!
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 04:40
vexed alex
That's bullshit. How difficult is it to drop a lobster tail on top of a milkshake?

Those guys make my people look bad. I'd do it if I worked there!

:(
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 04:45
Knivy
@Charlie

*fap*fap*fap*fap*
razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 05:03
razerangel
Haha thats awesome can't wait for the rest of the vids!
Resonance's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 06:04
Resonance
Fantastic
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 06:17
Wexx
EVERYTHING IS NOT POSSIBLE! :(
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 06:33
Brian Szabelski
I drink your milkshake.
Nessie's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 06:44
Nessie
LOL im surprised they denied it!! seriously how hard is that??

lobster does not bring the boys to the yard?
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 06:44
Butmac
hahahaha Tazar you son of a bitch! I love you...
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 07:11
Snaileb
They spit in everything you ordered after that. :p

welcome back
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 07:24
GuitarAtomik
FALSE ADVERTISING!!
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 07:24
Kryptinite
LOL...damn

I think I threw up a little.
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 07:32
Velt
LOL... i cant stop laughing.

you should have just tell them to make a chocolate milkshake and put a lobster in it... alive.
power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 07:42
power-glove
Actually, you would be surprised at some of the thing that they put into milkshakes these days.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 08:11
tazarthayoot
@Velt

I did suggest that. They even called back because they were so confused what the hell I was ordering. Sadly, no lobster milkshake.
superflossy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 08:20
superflossy
"They even called back because they were so confused what the hell I was ordering."

Haha, wtf? What's so confusing about a lobster milkshake? Just put the fucking lobster in the fucking milkshake, bitches!
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 08:21
Cowzilla3
Boooo! Lobster sticks to milkshake!
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 08:23
Teta
Booo that hotel resort, booo them hard.
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 09:08
Hitogoroshi
OMG THE LIES!
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 10:55
MechaMonkey
Damn Mexicans, can't even make a good Lobstershake.
Jesse Cortez's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 10:59
Jesse Cortez
Awesome!!! For "everything is possible", not being able to put a lobster tail in a milkshake is pretty pathetic. I could have understood them not being able to give you Cambodian breast milk or something...

But how hard is it to put a lobster tail in a milkshake??
PrinceofCannedPeaches's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 11:15
PrinceofCannedPeaches
"Everything is NOT possible!"
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 11:44
Chad Concelmo
Best weekend ever.

Wow. :)
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 12:30
BlindsideDork
Who's room was that?!
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 12:48
Topher Cantler
Figures.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 14:17
Sharpless
You want a lobster milkshake? I can get you a lobster milkshake, believe me. There are ways, dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a lobster milkshake by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with pincers. These fucking amateurs...
Dyson's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 15:08
Dyson
SO FUCKING EPIC.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/08/2008 00:34
Niero
lol awesome

that was Fronz's room at the ME Cancun next door for the last night as our original hotel got full on Sunday
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/08/2008 04:08
Fronz
Hahaha, I can't believe they called you back. Man that place was kickass. An awesome end to an awesome weekend.

@Niero: ty ty ty ty ty ty ty <3
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/08/2008 12:13
Bob Muir
Damn you, false advertising!
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