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Wii releases for Q1-2: A Loser is You!
Klytus \| 5:11 PM on 01.16.2008	15 comments

Wii games
Jan. 7: Kidz Sports Ice Hockey from Destineer
Jan. 8: Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law from Capcom
Jan. 15: Samurai Warriors: Katana from Koei
Jan. 15: Furu Furu Park from Majesco Entertainment
Jan. 21: Endless Ocean from Nintendo
Jan. 22: One Piece: Unlimited Adventure from Namco Bandai
Jan. 29: Bomberman Land from Hudson
January: No More Heroes from Ubisoft
January: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Hard Evidence from Ubisoft
Feb. 8: Kawasaki Jet Ski from Destineer
Feb. 11: Go Diego Go: Safari Rescue from 2K Play
Feb. 12: WWII Aces from Destineer
Feb. 12: Dream Pinball 3D from SouthPeak Games
Feb. 18: MX vs. ATV Untamed from THQ
Feb. 25: Agatha Christie And Then There Were None from DreamCatcher Games
Feb. 26: Baroque from Atlus USA
Feb. 26: The Masked Queen and the Tower of Mirrors from Square Enix
Feb. 27: Kidz Sports Soccer from Destineer
Feb. 27: London Taxi: Rush Hour from Destineer
February: Garfield Gets Real from DSI Games
February: Yamaha Supercross from DSI Games
February: Karaoke Revolution Presents: American Idol Encore from Konami
February: Brothers in Arms: Road to Hill 30 from Ubisoft
February: Balloon Pop from UFO Interactive Games
March 3: Destroy All Humans: Big Willy Unleashed from THQ
March 9: Super Smash Bros. Brawl from Nintendo
March 10: Worms: A Space Oddity from THQ
March 25: Okami from Capcom
March 25: Opoona from Koei
March: MiniCopter: Adventure Flight from Aksys Games
March: Alone in the Dark from Atari
March: Ninja Reflex from Electronic Arts
March: Obscure: The Aftermath from Ignition Entertainment
March: Target: Terror from Konami
March: Nitro Bike from Ubisoft
March: Emergency Heroes from Ubisoft
March: Heavenly Guardian from UFO Interactive Games
March: Rebel Raiders from XS Games
April 15: Castle of Shikigami III from Aksys Games
April: Pro Evolution Soccer from Konami
April: Wild Earth: African Safari from Majesco Entertainment
April: The Monkey King: The Legend Begins from UFO Interactive Games
April: Super Pick Ups from XS Games
May 6: Speed Racer from Warner Bros. Games
May 13: The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian from Disney Interactive Studios
May: BlastWorks: Build, Trade, Destroy from Majesco Entertainment
May: King of Fighters: The Orochi Saga from SNK Playmore
May: THE DOG Island from Ubisoft
June 8: Wonderworld Amusement Park from Majesco Entertainment
June: Catch of the Day from Electronic Arts
June: Ford Racing Off Road from Empire Interactive
June: Cooking Mama Cook Off 2 from Majesco Entertainment
June: Rygar: The Battle of Argus from Tecmo, Inc.
June: DeBlob from THQ
June: Wall-E from THQ
Spring: Mario Kart Wii (with Wii Wheel) from Nintendo
Spring: Major League Baseball 2K8 from 2K Sports
Spring: Don King Presents: Prizefighter from 2K Sports
Spring: Top Spin 3 from 2K Sports
Spring: Kung Fu Panda from Activision
Spring: LEGO: Indiana Jones from LucasArts
Summer: Deca Sports from Hudson
Summer: Star Wars: The Force Unleashed from LucasArts
Summer: Active Life: Outdoor Challenge from Namco Bandai
Q2: Wii Fit from Nintendo

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14 comments | showing # 1 to 14

13thDragon

Holy shit your banner scared the hell outta me!

mix

Sweeet, must have taken you quite some time to type that allll out...

EternalDeathSlayer

the banner scared the fuck out of me!

But also, this is your first post? Fail.

Why not pick a few really bad ones, and then give us your take on them, maybe put a few pics in of said games.

This is pretty much a copy pasta of some website's list, probably Wired.com

All the work put into typing this out, since you can't just copy pasta it, and it still fails for lack of actual content.

Lightthrower

April 15: Castle of Shikigami III from Aksys Games
April: Pro Evolution Soccer from Konami
April: Wild Earth: African Safari from Majesco Entertainment
April: The Monkey King: The Legend Begins from UFO Interactive Games
April: Super Pick Ups from XS Games

To those who still thought the Wii was not a casual gamer console, think again.

EternalDeathSlayer

See, lightthrower has the right idea! You should have picked a few of those and blogged about it, although more than one sentence would be nice. And what's wrong with Pro Evolution Soccer, lightthrower? It's the best soccer game there is on the other systems.

s0lesurviv0r

Who is that in your banner??

Klytus

@solrsurvivor
the lovely Princess Aura aka Ornella Muti

Clint

Notice the developer behind all the good games on the list is the same company, Nintendo.

Black Aspen

So I saw Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law at EB yesterday... for $49 (Canadian)... I really expected it to be a budget title. One that I actually WOULD have considered, but there's no way for that price. I'm sure it'll come down though.

Knivy

It does have an Atlus title in there, there might be hope!

Dynamic Sheep

No More Heroes from Ubisoft?

Ubisoft, really? I thought this was being done by grasshopper studios..

AgentMOO

The one thing that stands out in that list is CSI. CSI: Hard Evidence totally sounds like a porno.

Cowzilla3

copy pasting makes me sad but the list doesn't depress me totally.

Shawnzzy

these are US release dates? i didnt know barquoe was next month

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