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The world is ending (Again): Apple applies for gaming trademark
Kif | 5:25 AM on 02.11.2008 11 comments


Is the world ready for the smugness of Apple fanboys to get their own console? Might as
well
just give a kid some dynamite, since the result would be the same. Apple have filed a
trademark for:

hand-held units for playing electronic games; hand-held units for playing video games;
stand alone video game machines; electronic games other than those adapted for use with
television receivers only; LCD game machines; electronic educational game machines;
toys, namely battery-powered computer games.

The rumours have been around for too long, but I still think it's too late for them to get in
this game. Nintendo have the market down for the casual gamers in both handheld and
home, so what exactly do Apple think they are going to do? Add an "i" to whatever they are
making and pray to Xenu it sells?

Source: Trademork

P.S. The world already ended when RED decided to break the boundaries of science and put
Missingno. in the Elite Four HoF. Apparently he thought it would be a good idiº¿v«or
(英語: / v ɨ ˈ信用ɒ秒ɨ ræpt ɚ / ;意味の'スウィフト泥棒' )は
獣脚類恐竜が 在dromaeosaurid属の
83から70までミリアンペア(百万年
前)の には、白亜紀の後の部分です。種の種類は、対
mongoliensis 、種の認 は、今日 けで、他にもかかわらず、過去に
り当てられてきた
。この種の化石が発見されたと外側の両方でモンゴル
アジアにおける
インナーです。hhhhhhhhhhh



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Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2008 05:37
Skribble
XD @ Missingno reference

<3
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2008 06:09
Skribble
Coincidently the Mongolian episode of south park was just on
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2008 06:52
Justice
OH SHIZNIT ITS HAPPENING!
Robert Janelle's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2008 07:51
Robert Janelle
Didn't they try this before and fall on their ass?

Oh right, that was pre-iFanboy. Now they can do no wrong. Even a laptop I can break over my knee with no optical drive can sell for $1800....

*shudder*
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2008 09:04
king3vbo
So wait... did you divide by zero at the end of your blog, old bean? hee hee

Yah if Apple releases it, it will sell... Ifanbois FTL
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2008 10:13
EternalDeathSlayer
I fucking hate Apple.

Steve Jobs is so damn smug, he thinks he's going to beat out Windows one day. Not gonna happen. Windows is still superior.
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2008 11:19
ceark
it's gonna be expensive, look nice, and suck alot.
h3lios's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2008 14:26
h3lios
i'm with ceark. Not to mention you'd sell your left nut to get one, and then 6-12 months down the line, a newer one with better tech will be out for the same or lower price.
angusm's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2008 01:27
angusm
If they make one it'll be hella 'spensive.
But you never know, it'd be interesting to see what they'd do.
My prediction: it'll come in white!
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2008 20:00
Dan CiTi
How about they just smack the bottom part of a black DS lite on an iPhone.

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