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Hey Kotaku, where's the Destructoid love bb?
Kif \| 4:34 PM on 07.18.2007	22 comments

See something missing from this picture? Yeah, me too. A certain red and green robot, that's what's fucking missing. After April Fools, you'd expect Dtoid to get some love. But no, people still think this place is made of fail apparently. Oh well, we'll be having fun kicking ass on Bomberman while other people make comments and point out the shortcomings of companies that are doing far better than them. Peace out, bitches.

Not so hot sauce: Kotaku, obviously

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20 comments | showing # 1 to 20

BluDesign

Joystiq and GGL ain't listed either. I guess they just ignore any place that had Summa's stink all over it.

BluFire

Meh. At least they left out Joystiq too.

BahamutZero

SHHHHH we don't want anyone knowing about dtoid. itll be filled with trolls faster than you can spell D-I-G-G

Kif

Dtoid is made of trolls already. Digglets are just pissing into an ocean of piss heh.

But yeah, at least Joystiq isn't there. Win some, lose some I guess.

taumpytears

Yeah lets keep this place a secret we don't need the mtv crowd here

Rockvillian

Who wants to be listed in the same group as Time "U R PERSON OF TEH YEAR LOL" Magazine anyways?

Kif

@Rockvillian: Who wants to be beat out on a gaming website by Time Magazine? That's kinda depressing really.

Ambulance-Y

for real, we don't need the newsweek, time, entertainment weekly and mtv peoples up in here. we don't carry enough paris, anna nicole, insert other celeb name here, american idol news to cater to their needs.

Ambulance-Y

nor do we need gamespot/gamefaq peoples. we are game fans not system fanboys here at destructoid

alienaub

The collage is actually mde up of all the media organizations voting in the Best of E3 awards.

Reading is fundamental

Niero

Can we make one of those with all of the soup in a can companies? I think it might make a prettier picture

Ambulance-Y

also the media hates indie anything. destructoid wont be considered good or worth nothing till we are whored out and there are just as many ads as there are articles.

Kif

I see...

Oh fuck it, I made an arse out of myself on the internet again. Just like any other day. Lul it up guys, and I want in on this soup can collage Niero. I'm sure we can get more than Kotaku's pic.

Arcanum

Yeah, it's showing the places voting in the best of E3 awards. Evidently Destructoid wasn't part of it. Good thing to, seeing as we can't read...

linuxguy

if kotaku listened to Dtoid nintendo would win on everything even the graphics

JonDarkwood

Good god did you read the article at all? Kotaku had nothing to do with that decision. They were selected.

Learn to read, dumbshit.

Artadius

Simmer down son!

Nick Chester

linuxguy:

You apparently didn't listen to the latest Podtoid, where I ripped Nintendo a new a-hole.

BluDesign

I always forgot how important TIME and USA Today were to the game industry.

zizzy

Kotaku didn't pick those companies pictured, they were picked by someone else. If you want to be added talk to the people behind the Game Critics Awards instead of taking it out on Kotaku because you're jealous they got something you didn't.

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