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From a gamer's community to another I bring a plea of help. Gaxonline.com has been an active gamer's community for a few years now, much like Dtoid but not as successful. It all started thaks to Gary Gannon, co-host of the now seemingly podfaded MOG podcast along with Ryan Verniere, and it offers the most common tools like blogging utilities (more user friendly than the Dtoid ones imho), a main news page with highlights from the most important gamer blogs out there, a chat window, forum, buddy system and what you'd except to find.

But since Mog podfaded it seems to be falling appart and with the releases of the various MMO expansions it seems to be dieing slowly. So I call out to you famed bloggers and all those that just wish to be heard to lend us a hand and help reactivate gaxonline.com even if it's just by reposting your blogs there or simply leaving your comments on the current blogs. You really have nothing to loose, it's ad free and you'll be able to access a greater audience. Plus your blog will remain on the main page longer since we don't have such an avalanche of posts as in Dtoid at the moment.

So give us a hand and come checkout gaxonline.com. You'll access a bigger audience and maybe make some friends in the process. Our doors are always open to newcomers!

I lol'd. Better yet I rofl'd!

One day later and we're back with another LOTRO based blog, almost a diary now. Today we're going to be dwelling in a day full of cooking and unimaginable levels of stupidity.

So yesterday we left Joco sleeping confortably sleeping in his new house and dreaming of a picnic table full of food and a keg full of beer. Little did I know it was soon to become a nightmare. I didn't get to play much today since I had an appointment with the doctor, but I've covered more distance today than I did in the last 2 days (physical distance that is). They day started off pretty simple though, I left my home and went off to start crafting my picnic table. I checked the pies I needed and I noticed I needed a tier 4 skill one, so I had to complete my crafting quest. So I get on my pony and travel to Buckland. I chat to a little hobbit and I get my tier 4 skill level, he also gives me another quest to gain access to the superior oven. I accept it but decide to skip it for now since I basically need to run around the shire cooking stuff for people in every single inn. I check my list, see I don't need the superior oven to cook any pies, and run off back to the crafting area in Michel Delving to make my pies. I make the pies, notice I'm missing some mushrooms so I jump on to my farmer alt, grow a few, send the to Joco, and the pies are done. So I run back home, mix the pies with my picnic table and bench and Voila! I have a picnic table full of food in my front lawn. Pity I can't eat any of the food in the table cause it looks tasty.

After a while of admiring my new furniture I set off on my quest to craft my own Keg of Shire Brew. Here is where I prove what a brainless idiot I am. I had thought of postponing this for a few days since after calculating the price of the new recipees I needed both for myself and my farmer alt the price had risen over 200 silver, but after checking my mail and cashing in my sales from yesterday my wallet was now bulging with 800 silver so I decided to give it a go. First step is getting the hops and barely I need from my farmer, so I mail him 200 silver and switch to my alt. My alt runs to the superior farming fields (he's a master in his craft at lvl 7), buys the necessary recipees which cost around 120 silver and start growing crops. The hops one goes fine, first crop gives me a 2 fine bushels which give me more hops than I needed, so I buy ingredients for 1 field of barely and I start planting.... field one is a dud... I run back for ingredients, second field is a dud... I run back for ingredients, third field is a dud.... long story short I had to plant 6 fields for a miserable fine bushel of winter barley. So I run back to the mail, send one letter with the hops, and another with the barely and remaining 70s I had left. I skip back to Joco and dun dun duuuun... I only get the hops one. What the hell? Who the hell did I send the barely and cash to? I check back with the alt incase I sent it to him out of habit but his is empty. Fuck... I really need to start paying attention. I then realize I might have sent it to Joko (don't know who it is but it's how I normally spell it, changed it for RP reasons), so I write an apologetic letter asking for the contents back, even though I know that if that character exists I can kiss the cash goodbye. So after another 7 crops of barely (not 1, not 3, but yes 7, 13 crops in total to get my barely) I remail the barely typing my name letter by letter this time, and relog back to Joco.

Back in my main's shoes I open the mailbox, grab the barley with relief and run to the crafting area. I buy the ingredients to make the treated hops and mashed barely and press the create button. Nothing happens. I push it again. Nothing happens. And suddenly I notice a small red writing that reads "Requires Superior Oven". Damn, where will I find a superior oven? Well esteldin has superior workbenches and expert vendors so they're bound to have one there. So I grab a swift ride to bree and stop to buy some crafted yew which I needed for the keg. I stop by the crafting area (which is the best place to get resources at low prices) and there's only one guy there... wierd. So I ask "can you make crafted yew?" "Yeah" "How much for 2?" "1g" "you're kidding right?" "No" and he walks off... What the... 1 gold for 2 measly yews? I bet the AH has a better priced yew for sure. So I run off to the AH and buy 8 of them for 25 silver. I send a tell back to the guy and tell him "Just got 8 for 25s you should check your prices better." "I was making a joke" .... Some people are fucking hilarious... (not). After recovering from a hard session of not laughing my ass off I trot down to the stables and grab a swift ride to Esteldin for 35s (pricey as hell if you ask me) and go inside the crafting hall I find the oven, open my craft tab and press the button. Nothing happens, and I notice that the red writing is still there, so I sheepishly look up and see the letters hovering above the oven that state clear as day "OVEN". It's just a regular oven.... I just wasted 36 silver to get to a regular ov... *click* my brain suddenly turns and I remember that I haven't done the quest to access superior ovens yet! What the hell is wrong with me ?!?! And who's the wise guy who snuck into my room last night and gave me a full lobotomy while I slept? Cause that's the only rational explanation I can find for my stupidity today....

Soon enough i find myself running around every tavern in the shire and grabbing all the requests those lazy stupid hobbitses can't cook for themselves. Just before hitting the last pub I get a request for a kinsman who needs help with a couple of lowbie group quests and I figure out that it will do me good to give a helping hand to release that pent up rage that's bubbling and waiting to be released. So after a while and a bunch of orcs and bandits dead later I sit down calmly and start to carefully plan all the stuff I need to cook to avoid further mistakes. All quests considered this is the list I produced:

3 Pork Sausages
2 Vegetable Medleys
2 Salted beef delights
2 Shire rations
4 Marinated chicken cutlets
3 Spiced potatoes
1 Mushroom pie
3 Stuffed Cabbages
1 Spiced Apple pie
3 Complete hobbit breakfasts
2 Blueberry Muffins

Oh god... this is gonna take a while... *sigh* I make a cross reference list with all the ingredients I'll need (won't post it so I won't scare you) but I needed a total of 81 ingredients which included quite a bit of farming. Suddenly I look at the hour and notice it's 9:30. Oh crap the servers go down in half an hour for the Mines of Moria update! Fuck! I stumble for my port to Michel Delving button, run to a mailbox, send him 50s and I jump to my alt. On Jungo (my alt) I grab the cash and run as fast as his little legs will carry him to the fields and starts planting as fast and carefully as I can, double checking the ingredients list as I go, and manage to get all the ingredients I need in just under 20 mins (18 to be exact). I run back to the mail box, post all the ingredients to Joco (double checking I spell it with a C instead of a K every time). And jump back to my main. My heart is pounding like crazy and I have a feeling I'm not gonna make it. I grab everything and start running to the crafting area. As I go up the hill I notice something unnerving with the corner of my eyer. I look above the oven and with big huge letters I read "SUPERIOR OVEN". What?? You gotta be kidding me... I've been cooking for the past hours in a superior oven?? Idiot! Idiot! Id.. NO! No time for feeling stupid! I must bake as fast as the wind! Kung Fu style! I start baking and suddenly my button stops working again... "Requires Camp Fire" ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHH!!!! I finish the stuff I can bake there and start running towards the camp fire in Waymeet. Cook you brainless git! Cook! I check the time... 5 mins left. No time! No time! Last piece of cooking is done, 2 mins left. I start hoping my watch is running slow, I get on my mount and head for the first tavern. My heart is beating like crazy, I know it's stupid and sad but I love it when I get into things like that. Hit the tavern, throw the food at the hobbits face, quest complete, What? No exp? You ungrateful son of a... no time, No time! I run for the second pub and I have 1 min left. Suddenly the watch hits 10 pm... nothing happens... Maybe my watch is running slow WHAM! Big Orange letters appear "We are sorry but we will have to shut down the servers in approximatley 60 mins at 10:00 pm GMT. Servers will be available at 8:00 am GMT". I stop in my tracks in shock. Either I had a heart attack or my heart server just rebooted.... YOU BLARING IDIOT!! It was fucking GMT! You live in GMT+1!! Remember? No... of course you don't. A retarded mule with forks stuck in it's eyes would have a larger reasoning capacity than you. God I felt like a retard...

I resume my pace more calmly after accepting my postion as an ebayer and now recently discovered complete and utter retard, and deliver all my cooked goodies to slefish hobbits who don't deserve them... And after that I go back to the hobbit that started it all in Buckland. I get 1200exp for all my troubles.... pffff stingy little midget. Oh well at least I can use the superior oven now... Yeah the superior oven I thought was in esteldin but actually turned out to be the one I'd been using for the past 2 hours... Idiot... I go back sulking and make the finish touches to my Keg. I make a second one for my neighbour as a thank you gift for the Tundra Bear trophy she gave me yesterday (yes! I confirmed it's a she!) and who coincidentaly celebrated her 10 year wedding anniversary (and she's married to another officer in the guild who I spent all last night calling a she... irony?). So I head to my house with the idea in my head that if it turns out to be a just a stupid barrel in the middle of my room like the icon shows I'm actually going to blow my fucking brains out. In the end we have a happy ending. It's a proper Keg and all, sideways and with a pedestal, and to make things better I can get drunk with it! Yey! So it cheer myself up a bit, I get drunk with it a bit first (I've only managed to reach light headed state so far... I'll have to be more persistant tomorrow) and head off to the furniture shop to get myself a Tree, a dresser, a bookshelf, a sound track for my house, paint for the walls, and a haystack and wheelbarrow for the front lawn. Well the house looks a tad more decent now, I might have to pick up fishing just to hang something on the walls.

The orange letters boom throughout the server announcing we just have 30 mins left, so I port to Bree cause apparently there's a server shutdown party goin on in the statue, and yeah the place was packed! Here's a couple of screenies. First pretty non floaty names:
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And second with floaty names, so you can understand the magnitude better:
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And tomorrow Mines of Moria hits Europe! I have the impression that Game isn't going to deliver (literally) and I'll have to spend the day sending angry emails. I wonder if I'll even get my preorder codes... *sigh*

But all in all... wierd day today, it could have been good if my idiocy hadn't interfered with it. But I got my keg! Bring on the party!

Well I finally cancelled my subscription to W.A.R. And it pains me to do so...The game had so much to offer and yet it delivered poorly in my opinion. Don't get me wrong. The game is incredibly stable, well designed, the classes are very well balanced and it has a lot to offer. Yet I feel the problem is how content is organized and made accessible to the general public, and the absence of a community in the game.

First let's have a look at what the game's main appeal is. The huge open PvP areas, castle and city sieges, which seem to call to massive online battles where you need to cooperate with other guilds to crush the forces of your opposing realm. That's what I payed to see and experience. Yet what do I get? Scenario grinding... Scenarios are good once in a while, since they offer the chance of battling against a balanced foe and don't last too long (god bless the timer). But after a while all you seem to do is scenarios and to top it off the same one, time after time. It gets so tedious. And the sad thing is that a lot of them have great game play mechanics, like the tier 1 scenario of the elves where the control points explode. That is probably one of my favourite ones. But what do scenarios end up doing? They simply negate the possibility of jumping into an RvR zone and finding constant ongoing control battles which would be much more appealing in my opinion.

Another problem is that the game lacks a sense of community. I don't really understand why though, it might be the lack of any official forums, even though the unofficial forums (war alliance for example) seem to act as official hubs. But this is a very serious problem for a game based in team efforts. On one side how can they expect to rally large armies into the RvR zones when all you seem to find are pugs ingame, and very few of them since most people just seem to spend the day grinding scenarios. The problem with a pug based community is that all classes in this game are designed to function in party, their roles are fixed and they need a balanced group around them to actually be able to shine. My main character for example in the game was a tank, and doing pug scenarios was incredibly frustrating. I found myself praying to actually land a group where the healer wasn't trying to act as a DPS class, since without a healer covering my back all I did was act as very quick meat shield till I got nuked a couple of times by an RDPS class. The only way of getting out of this situation was to find a well organized guild that did premades often, and you could say goodbye to that option if you weren't in the 31-40 lvl zone. The only viable pug class I found were actually the ranged DPS classes, as you could just sit in the back and nuke everything that moved, trying to gain as much exp and rep as possible. Not even healers were a viable class, as most classes were just too involved in trying to farm their own personal kills, so no one would think about looking back and defending the classes that kept you alive, hence the healers would end up going DPS and just healing themselves. This also reflects how deeply the "rock paper scissor" system is embedded into the archetype system. Classes are just too unflexible, even with the mastery system and even though each class has a different mechanic, it all falls down in the end in a "war of the archetype", each archetype would have it's main nemesis which you would have to steer clear of while you hunted down the archetype you were built to counter.

The PvE would also be hindered by this lack of community as even the party friendly PQ areas would be found barren most of the time. This could also be due to the fact of people favoring the alternative of grinding the easily marked solo quests. At first I really enjoyed the fact that you could basically solo any quest that didn't involve a PQ, but now I realize the flaw of the system. On one hand I think that having quests that make you stop in your tracks and start looking for other people around you to play with as a team would in the end enhance the game's community, at the cost of some time of maybe waiting around for a group. But once the group is made you'd have a chance to interact with other people, play your role in a team, and make connections. And the other side of the coin would be the easily marked quests. Again I was a fan of this system back in beta since you didn't have to think where you needed to move next as it was clearly stated in your map. But in the end this makes questing feel even more monotonous and hinders the exploration aspect of the game. Having such a large number of tome unlocks linked to exploration doesn't seem to have the desired motivational effects, and the game the way it's designed actually makes you choose between questing and moving or actually moving away from your designated objective areas just to find an unlock.

The loot system also seems to be broken and this affects the economy of the game, which still is non existant. Gear is just too easy to find in this game, and I found myself just slapping on any random gear I would find and moving on, not giving what stats I wanted a thought even, and if my gear was starting to get sloppy and I didn't get any through drops I wouldn't worry as I would always get a piece as a reward from a quest every 2 or 3 levels. Plus the epics and sets didn't offer that much a boost compared to the regular gear so I never found myself compelled to go to my nearest Auction House and see what they had to offer. And the crafting systems are just not worth the effort you put into them. Trying to maintain the best balance possible amongst classes, all the craft system has to offer are a set of small buffs which don't offer much of a difference overall. And if you also add that the filters in the AH for crafting materials have still not been implemented, the fact of leveling up your skill is not a gratifying experience enough to actually spend time with them, and they don't offer a significant bonus enough for them to be profitable. Anyways the only thing you need cash for in this game is for your mount (who's price is easy enough achieved just through regular leveling) and maybe to hold a keep for your guild, which doesn't seem to offer a big enough bonus to be worth the expense.

It hurts and stings me to admit that W.A.R is just not a great game, but it has loads of potential. It looks great and if you look at the big picture it seems like an awesome game that can take over the MMO market as there are not any mmos out there which blend PvP and PvE in endgame so skillfuly, yet the difference is in the small details which need a lot more polishing in this game for it to be worth my while.I trust mythic will be able to turn the tables in the upcoming months and I do not doubt I will return to give it another go, but the game "as is" is just not for me.

Ok day 2 of my return to the world of LOTRO. Seems like a nice break from all that "frenchie not first" talk goin on, so heeere we go!

Well day 2 was a bit of a rollercoaster, most of it was on the upside but I found me new nemesis on the server and I thought I wouldn't find it till the third day at least! The day started pretty well, logged in at Esteldin, and went of to fight some hillmen, and I'll admit I got massacred quite a few times cause I just wouldn't take off the dps buff when I got stuck with 3 mobs. But oh well I've always been a tad suicidal when I know I can get healed, even when I'm the one doing the healing... Soon I was called in by a kinsman who wanted to go Troll bashin' and that seemed like a decent thing to do at the time. I ended up having a blast since we partied up with a crazy dwarf who never went out of character and was fucking hilarious. Pity I have such a shitty memory and can't credit his name cause he deserves it man. The funniest part would be when we all went to give in the quests at an elf camp nearby and they just kept on dishing out quests sending us to the same exact place to kill some more trolls, and he would let out a crazy manical laugh. Troll blood was about to be spilled again and he was definately enjoying it. We ended up killing around 120 trolls and then decided to give it a rest. So we all part our ways and I figure it's time for some RP at the prancing pony.

ENTER THE NEMESIS! Ok so I probably made a mountain out of a grain of sand with this but what can I say... the bitch pissed me off. So I enter the prancing pony and find a group of three of the race of men (trying not to say humans here lol) looking at the fire as if it were a TV (seriously why do so many people just stare into the fire in this game?) So I try to pull off the same routine as yesterday and try to score a few free beers since I still can't afford a whole stack, so I go in with my trademark "An ale for a tale" and a female named Carmelita (nice RP name btw) turns round and asks me in the thickest RP accent I've ever read (seriously really REALLY hard to understand, there were so many apostrophes between words I had to read it twice to understand it, can't imitate) "You're that guy that tells funny tales right? Make me laugh and I'll give you some beers". That really bolstered my morale "Wow the word is goin round cool" I thought, so I pulled out my notes and started on the drunken dwarves routine. But what do I get in the end? Half way through the tale they start to fucking snub me with emotes! They start yawning, emoting that they stare into the fire not even caring what the hobbit is saying, more shit. Seriously... how hard is to just SAY that "Hey dude we're not enjoying the tale, get lost." I can take that better than the snob attitude. So I stop the tale and ask "I'm sorry, am I boring you?" and the bitch starts saying to her friends with her slurry incomprehensible accent "Do you think I should pay the little git to shut up?" and they just keep on talking as if I weren't there talking the shit out of me. Man I was seriously pissed off but before I started spewing crap out of all my holes this guy came up said to calm down, he'd enjoyed the tale and he'd give me some ale. We got to talking and did a bit of RP and I managed to calm down. So after a while of surreal RPing with a mute elf that just sat on our table and bought us drinks all nite, I went out and did some auctioning checked my mail and ended up with 450s in my pocket, oh well at least not all was lost. Still I jotted some lines down to never forget my nemesis:

This is the tale of Carmelita the snob,
A burglar by trade that could bore a doorknob,
Some people are born with a tongue sharp and fit,
Yet when her mouth opens less words flow than spit.
Don't get me wrong, she was a burglar extraodinaire!
Steal the room clean of it and end full of hot air!
But her weapon of trade was not the most feared,
for she'd let out a yawn,
at noon or at dawn,
And the cheer would be everywhere cleared.

Aaanyway the rest of the day I spent leveling my jewelry (Artisan unlocked! woohoo!) questing around and even lending a hand to the lower levels in my guild (mainly a sign of good faith for when I need a hand with my book quests hehe), but had a pretty good time all in all. I even caught up with Laird HexDSL's toon (Lairdan), so that's another gaxxer I met ingame. Now it seems that not all of you are a figment of my imagination :P

After a while I decided to give the tavern another go. I went in and to my suprise the place was packed! Well not packed-packed but their were at least 20 people in there and compared to the usual 3-6 you see in there it was a suprise. So I hang my armor, and look around. I spot the guy I was with earlier sitting at a table and I go say hi. He was sitting with an elven female friend of his (why do humans always hook up with elves? so unoriginal... :P) and we started chatting. Then the guy tells her about the tale for an ale thingy and she wants to hear a tale. I was not up for the task of repeating the drunken dwarve routine after the earlier fiasco so I decide to try something new: Improv! So I ask her what kind of tale would she like to hear, and she says something about a Prince... Oh dear... and she wants pumpkins in it. So I started making silly rhymes and ended up telling the tale of Morton the Prince from Frogmorton, who was a smelly guy who taked care of pigs and a pumpkin patch and his parents (the kings) who lived in a castle were disgraced by him. So they go to an evil witch for a cure, they get a black bottle that don't know what it does, they chuck it at the kid in the palace and it turned into a bog, hence the birth of the frogmoore. The prince died happy and the king became crazy ole slappy. (All this much longer and rhymed of course) Lairdan even appeared for a spell but couldn't stay for the end. But the important thing is that the formula really worked. Improv was much more fun than writing something prehand and retyping it and it gives place for interaction with the audience. They can ask questions and you just answer in rhymes and adapt the story as you go. Ended up having a blast with it and I might just do improv from now on. After that, more quests!

So in the end it was a pretty decent day, found my new nemesis (REVENGE!!!), discovered the wonders of improv, made 500+ silver (only 500 left for a house!) and I dinged 36 just before I logged. The game's looking up! Who got the cookie this time?