The Sandvich is the Heavy's first unlockable. It tastes as good as it looks and heals 120 health.
Like in real life, the decision to eat a Sandvich must not be taken lightly; The Heavy is completely vulnerable during the four second eating process, and his loud, happy sounds of vigorous chewing will draw enemies like tiny ant cowards to a picnic. OF DEATH.
On the bright side, the Heavy's Sandvich supply is unlimited, so his only real concern is being caught short while enjoying this delicious edible device. The Sandvich is a great tool for a Heavy defending an area, as it gives him the ability to replenish health between enemy waves without having to abandon his post.
Similarly, an offensive Heavy without a Medic can step back from the front line and grab a quick snack before resuming his rampage. Beware, however: the Heavy must set aside his shotgun to take the Sandvich, and enemy Snipers are much more dangerous for a Heavy wielding only a minigun.
Update: They also have this neat wallpaper of the sandvich schematics. Damn that's a tasty schematic. I love saying schematic. While I don't quite know how to pronounce it.
Update 2: HOLY CRAP MY TF2 IS UPDATING RIGHT NOW! I HOPE THIS IS IT!
This is the worst update yet: "Fixed players getting stuck in a bad animation state when class switching while spinning the minigun" No more Civilian Heavies :(
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There are ninjas in my video!
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You don't fight a ninja because of a woman.
Too much trouble.
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Anyway I'm updating way too slow so I'll probably have to play it once i get back from my classes.
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