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3:13 PM on 08.19.2008

TF2: Meet the Sandvich (UPDATE! HERE IT COMES!)
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The rumors where true.
It works as a portable medikit for the heavy.
Hope this stuff is available today!

From the Team Fortress Heavy site:

The Sandvich is the Heavy's first unlockable. It tastes as good as it looks and heals 120 health.
Like in real life, the decision to eat a Sandvich must not be taken lightly; The Heavy is completely vulnerable during the four second eating process, and his loud, happy sounds of vigorous chewing will draw enemies like tiny ant cowards to a picnic. OF DEATH.
On the bright side, the Heavy's Sandvich supply is unlimited, so his only real concern is being caught short while enjoying this delicious edible device. The Sandvich is a great tool for a Heavy defending an area, as it gives him the ability to replenish health between enemy waves without having to abandon his post.
Similarly, an offensive Heavy without a Medic can step back from the front line and grab a quick snack before resuming his rampage. Beware, however: the Heavy must set aside his shotgun to take the Sandvich, and enemy Snipers are much more dangerous for a Heavy wielding only a minigun.



Update: They also have this neat wallpaper of the sandvich schematics. Damn that's a tasty schematic. I love saying schematic. While I don't quite know how to pronounce it.

Update 2:
HOLY CRAP MY TF2 IS UPDATING RIGHT NOW!
I HOPE THIS IS IT!



HHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG

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MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
hi 2 u 2
KamikazeTutor's Destructoid Blog
But I has videoz :(
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
yah it's epic, but it makes me want a sandwich now
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask's Destructoid Blog
Huh, the unlimited sandviches changhes a lot. Might be a viable alternative to the shotty now.
KamikazeTutor's Destructoid Blog
HOLY POOP!
There are ninjas in my video!

MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
I'm more interested in his "Geisha friend".
KamikazeTutor's Destructoid Blog
It says it's his.
You don't fight a ninja because of a woman.
Too much trouble.
DonHonk's Destructoid Blog
THIS IS SO EPIC.
Dexter345's Destructoid Blog
I want this on the 360.
commish's Destructoid Blog
That sandvich is made of so much win, Hurray for PCs!
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask's Destructoid Blog
This is the worst update yet: "Fixed players getting stuck in a bad animation state when class switching while spinning the minigun" No more Civilian Heavies :(
Knives's Destructoid Blog
Poor Pig :(

Anyway I'm updating way too slow so I'll probably have to play it once i get back from my classes.
Vengeful Penor's Destructoid Blog
This is great. Looks like I am not doing summer reading.


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