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At the moment after just spending £1,800 on a new Water Cooled gaming rig that I built for and tested myself, building took almost a day and testing and stabalizing over 5 days, after all that, ALL THAT! i've got an urge to play my 360 and completely ignore my new PC.

So at the moment i'm playing:

Assassin's Creed

and that's it :)

Games I will get around to playing on my PC, that I have bought also, consist of:

Unreal Tournament 3
Kane and Lynch: Dead Men
Crysis
Gears of War
Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
Timeshift
Bioshock
Jericho

and that's about it,
i'll keep you in the know on how good I reckon they are when I complete AC and actually get around to playing them.
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Yes, Indeed she is Swedish, She'd have to be. Right?

Earlier on this year, a 75 year old dinosaur, by the name of Sigbritt Lothberg decides her porn downloads are not going as fast as they used to be, Talk Talk just aren't cutting it for this ole lass, so she decides to step it up a notch!

With a speed of up to 40 Gigabits-per-seconds, her fiber optic connection isn't letting her down one bit, and is officially the fastest residential uplink in the entire world!

So you're thinking right "Hmmm, I wonder how long it would take this fossil to download and entire movie and to her home computer, from start to finish averaging on about 4GB"
She can download an entire movie in under 2 seconds flat, and that this is no frikkin' joke,
her son Peter help set up her connection, using an aparant new modular technique that allows the sending of data between 2 routers up to 1240 Miles apart with no, get this, no transponders at all in between.

her son claims "We wanted to show that that there are no limitations to Internet speed"

Peter Lothberg, self proclaimed networking expert, said he wanted to demonstrate the new technology while providing a network connection for his mother.

"It's a brand new Internet connection, and she didn't even have a computer before this!"

But after this he seems a little dissapointed since she's not using it to it's potential, since she only uses her new computer to read web-based newspapers.

But we all know this is a lie, Miss Stone Age 23,000 BC is grinding up against her computer desk releaving herself to some revealing Britney Spears upskirt shots.

You get 'em girl!



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Old story is old.
This story is older than her.
This story will never get old until someones gets a quicker connection than that beast and you know it!
This woman is completely immoroal. She is defying the principles of network neutrality! Just as different sites must not be given more bandwith, so must not different consumers! I say, legally, she should be forced to have the same connection speed as the slowest dial-up out there.
Once again the Swedes are here to pwn...This is why dominate in Counter-strike...a
Link?
I don't get why she needs faster internet. If anything she needs a special device that makes the large crowds disappear at Shoney's during 'Senior Citizen Buffet' time.
that's.... cool. i'd love some of that fastness.
it just reminds me that we will never see anything this fast ever.
Itemforty, you're cynical.

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