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The menace that is Video Games strikes once again: Ecstacy pills found in GTA IV (shortblog)
Justice | 4:31 PM on 04.08.2009 16 comments




I had to rub my eyes to check if I was actually seeing this title on my RSS feed. Yes that's right according to this article the pills were found under the front cover of the game. According to the Thornhills, who are the unfortunate victims in this case, when they phoned up Gamestation whom they had purchased their game from, Gamestation told them to flush the drugs down the toilet. The father was reported to have said,"What made me feel the most distraught was the fact we let our 12-year-old play the game. Inside the instruction booklet was a ball of Shrinkwrap, or Clingfilm. I thought it was just a ball of clingfilm, but then I realised there were tablets inside. I instantly felt sick."

Will video games ever leave our women and children alone?

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UK Dtoiders get hands-on with Bionic Commando at Capcom
Justice | 1:00 PM on 04.08.2009 11 comments


Yesterday me, Pheonix Blood, Anus McPhanus and McSnow went back to Capcom Europe to try out the upcoming Bionic Commando game. Since McSnow didn’t really like the game and Anus did it seems like he said that the game may divide people. I’m going to explain how I felt about it, and how the rest of the day turned out.

After being led to the same room as before, the three other Dtoiders and I sat at our screens, with 4 other people (including a guy who flew from Norway to try the game out!).





As soon as we walked in we notice a T-Shirt on each of our chairs. We were told they were for us! The shirt is pictured above! Then we were talking about Dtoid and Chiara, the Senior Online Marketing & Community Manager told us that she had something for us Dtoiders! We were all given a cool holographic Resi 5 poster, except for Anus, since he already won the game from them!



The playthrough:

From pushing start on the controller, we were placed into the tutorial, which teaches you the basics of the game as well as a few of the moves. To grapple objects (and people!) the L-trigger is used. At first I (as well as a few others) experienced difficulty timing our swings. I was releasing my grapple at the height of the swing, meaning that I was flying vertically into the air, rather than horizontally and vertically as I wanted to To successfully swing forward, we were taught when to release the grapple, which is at the 45 degree angle from the centre point (if you know what I mean). When you get the swinging down though, you’ll be gliding through the air with ease like… a hang glider… that grapples and stuff.

The tutorial also taught us how to hook objects and pull ourselves towards them, as well as combat moves such as the “zip-kick” (I think that’s the name) which is where you grapple someone and reel yourself in kicking your opponent in the process. This was easy to execute on the stationary “enemy”, having to simply hover my reticule over the enemy, press the L-trigger to grapple them, and then push A (X on the PS3 controller) to reel myself in. I would soon find out that things would not be so simple in multiplayer.

Other than that, we also learnt about other moves, such as the ability to uppercut objects into the air, then jump and hit them into enemies (the object locks on apparently) and being able to grapple objects and throw them into enemies (the object also locks on in this case). I was sad to learn that these features are not available in multiplayer however.

Upon completion of the tutorial, all 8 players linked up via system link to play some multi-player. Here we got a chance to test out our skills that we picked up in the tutorial.


*Anus looking very relaxed…*

The first map was a grassy area with roads and a motorway, that all looked as though the land had hit by an earthquake. Armed with a simple pistol I made my way through the level, zip-kicking my foes while having fun swinging around and getting shot at. Then I found my first weapon, a machine gun. Simple but effective I pursued my enemies until I suddenly dropped dead.

I was confused, until I realised what had happened. I had been sniped. I decided it was time to take action and avenge myself (if that’s possible). I picked up the sniper rifle and began sniping. It seems that it doesn’t matter where on a person you shoot, it just takes one shot to end someone.

Here I should probably note that there’s no form of radar, but names hover above opponents and weapons can be picked up simply by waling over them. They also seem to respawn quickly, with me guarding the sniper rifle spot, while waiting to it to respawn so that I could have more ammo. Also when falling from a height, if you hammer the Y button you land heavily, and you perform “death from above” on those within a small radius of where you land.

The game continued, and I got a fair share of kills until I was taken out by a player with a rocket launcher. I was annoyed to have been killed, but damn it was cool seeing my ragdoll of a corpse fly across the level. The same thing happens when you zip-kick someone!

After a few deathmatch games we played two rounds of Team Deathmatch, of course it was Team Dtoid VS the rest of the players. They took the first round, after what was a very close match. There were points in the game where everybody was within a 50 metre radius, just scrapping it out trying to get rid of each other, it was pretty exciting if I do say so myself.

Team Dtoid took the next round, this was set on a level based on the first level from Re-Armed, with the typical yellow building, the red walk-ways and even the water!
(note: If you fall in the water you’re given like 3 seconds to grapple onto something or face certain doom) It was a nice tribute, and Team Dtoid mainly stuck together taking on our opponents as a fully functional team, like Charlies Angels, except even hotter!

We then played a game of Capture the Flag, set on a level called the Rumble in the Ravine I think. Basically it was like a canyon, with paths, water and a lot of rock. We didn’t function too well here, but after the opposing team got a point we managed to come back and end the game with a draw. At one point it was McSnow holding the opponents flag (since the opponent had our flag and you can’t score if your flag isn’t back at your base) and I just taking on everyone who came to reclaim their flag. I felt pretty badass to be honest.

Following this people seemed to show interest in the single player, so I and others went into that mode. I won’t talk about the story, but I will say that there’s some collectibles that take the form of icons from the NES game (I think) in each level which is pretty cool.

After a while playing the single player, we were told there was only time for one more game. We decided to return to Team Deathmatch, since it was currently a draw with each team having won one round. This time the level chose was called “Train Station” and it’s all played inside. Team Dtoid managed to pull through the fire and give the other team quite the ass-whooping (we won by around 10 kills).



Seeing that we won overall, we were each given another T-shirt, which I have to say I like a lot, mainly because of the placement of the CAPCOM logo on the back!



Capcom also gave us free pizza and drinks and McSnow and Anus won socks because they won the deathmatch matches!


*Also socks! (Yes I’m sorry for that horrific pun.)*

My overall thoughts on the game:

I enjoyed playing the game, the multiplayer was fun, and the swinging mechanic added a new idea to the gameplay. Aiming was sometimes hardly, especially when trying to grapple people, since they're always moving but I sort of liked that factor, since it made things more difficult. Granted, it often resulted in me grappling to the floor and reeling myself in at a high speed to the floor when all I wanted to do was grapple someone and zip-kick them, but I suppose practice can make almost perfect.

The gameplay isn’t very difficult from a lot of other games when you remove the idea of the grappling arm. It’s still your typical run and gun game, and those looking something innovative and fresh may not find that here. I personally liked the gameplay for what it was, though I’ve disagreed with the general consensus before, for example I thought Assassin’s Creed was a really good and enjoyable game. . In a sense I can see the game getting boring after a while, but a lot of good games do, doesn’t make them any less of a good game (well not in my book). I’d call this a try before you buy purchase.

Bonus note: In the training level we played with the “Classic RAD Spencer” costume, which was pretty nostalgic, you unlock it in Bionic Commando rearmed, which is a nice little bonus for owners of the game.


What we did after:



After our playthrough we headed to a Japanese restaurant/bar with two Phoenix’s mates and Jack where we ate as well as all had a good laugh and chatted about random things from cosplay to the history of Dtoid. After McSnow, Pheonix and her pals left, Me, Anus and Jack returned to Trocodero where we played sum vidya gayms. At the Street Fighter 4 arcade booth, there was some guy who was ripping people apart as Akuma. Jack and Anus had goes, but I was too fearful, since although I’m pretty good with a pad I’ve never played Street Fighter on a stick.



From there, we decided to take leave since the setting sun was getting ready to shine on the other half of the world.

I’d like to thank Hamza, Destructoid, Chiara & Capcom for the opportunity and the swag. I’d also like to thank Anus, and he knows why! Finally I’d like to thank my dog, Tamoto, we made it; I knew we could do it!

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10 (+4) Things You Probably Didn't Know About Justice
Justice | 9:04 AM on 02.01.2009 22 comments




At first I was struggling to find 10 but suddenly I had more than 10!

1. My username is not taken from the French Band. In fact, when I first joined here, I signed up as “Poetic Justice”, but when the cblogs first came, when people with spaces in their name wrote blogs, they couldn’t be viewed without taking the space out of the URL so I asked Niero to change my name to Justice. Hence why I’m still Poetic Justice on the forums. Here’s two of my old avatars:




2. I still own my NES which was my first console as well my SNES, N64, GameCube, GameBoy Colour and GameBoy Advance. Actually I still have the zapper for the NES too as well as the first game I ever got, Super Mario Bros/Duck Hunt in one cartridge. That was an amazing Christmas and I think I got the NES when I was 3.


3. I love drawing and like EX35 am also a flash animator. Ever since I was a kid I’ve been in love with drawing and at age 15 my mate introduced me to Macromedia Flash (now Adobe Flash of course), and I’ve been in love with it since.

I’ve done a few Destructoid related things, including a background based on the all your base meme viewable on the previous link and here, a Dragonball Z type drawing, a random piece and a random animation of the smoking robot walking.

Even a Mario Kart DS logo:


Some random shoop about Chad:


Recently my skills have improved and I’ve done more serious things for my assignments at uni, such as an artefact teaching kids about sexual health (including a guest spot by PaRappa the Rapper here, an artefact about the awesomeness of Japan (including playable Koto) here and an artefact mixing the lives of Max Ernst, a dada artist and Dr Frankenstein from the book here.


π. Hopefully this week I've be starting a weekly blog about great Flash games because I love them so much. Ever since Sheir's Sunday Sidequests stopped there hasn't really been anything similar.


3.5. I also have a deep passion for music. I play piano, recorder, drums and beatbox (with a harmonica sometimes!). I'm also learning bass guitar. I also produce music using Logic Pro when I get a chance and enjoy music of all genres as long as it has a good beat. The first game soundtrack I bought was the Street Fighter 3 soundtrack, but before that I got the Yoshi's Story and Smash Bros. Melee soundtracks for free from Nintendo Official Magazine.


4. I’ve never smoked anything in my life and first drank alcohol in May 2008 at age 19. First it was because of religion but as I grew up I felt both were unnecessary, especially smoking because it harms straight away. I drink every now and then (The Ghost and AnusMcPhanus have seen the only time I got drunk haha!) but it’s not something I feel compelled to do.


5. Destructoid has been awesome to me. I’ve won a lot of stuff here including 800MP from Koopa13 and Rainbow Six Vegas 2 and a RSV2 shirt + faceplate from McSnow:



A Civilisation Revolution faceplate, poster signed by Sid Meier plus the money to buy the game!





Some E3 swag including iPod speakers, stickers, a Tatuaje baseball cap and a 2K belt buckle:









Heck Destructoid has even given me the chance to go to gaming events I would have no change of getting into if I wasn’t part of Dtoid.


6. My favourite game of all time is Ocarina of Time. I’m also pretty sure it’s the only game has ever made me cry, and that was at the ending. I remember going to Poland and bringing my game and memory/rumble pack with me so I could finish. WHAT a game. Seriously, the memories are just too much.


7. I’ve been to quite a few countries, including:
• Scotland
• Wales
• France
• U.S.A. (Florida)
• Canada
• Australia
• Japan
• Poland
• Trinidad & Tobago

There’s still a whole bunch of places that I haven’t been that I want to see though including:
• Italy (Venice is particular)
• New York
• South America (Guyana in particular)
• Africa

My favourite place that I’ve been to abroad is most definitely Japan. I turned 13 there and a few months before I went I got into DragonBall Z and anime so going there definitely made me excited. However, not only did I fall in love with the anime aspect when I went there, I fell in love with the culture, having stayed in mountain areas, cities and people’s homes I was just taken away with the awesomeness of Japan.


8. When I was a kid, I wanted to be an astronomer. I know it’s not the typical policeman or fireman, but dammit I love the sky and the stars that dwell within it. I don’t know what it is, but something about the stars fascinates me, every time I’m coming back from a club at 2AM or I’m just out in the early morning I always look up and just gaze are their beauty for a minute or two.


9. In Year 5 (when I was 10) I played Romeo in the school production of Romeo & Juliet. I signed up to play Mercutio but the guy playing Romeo was messing around so they booted him out and asked me to play Romeo. I was so nervous playing Romeo on the first night when each song came on that I was meant to sing, I skipped the first line and sang from the second line.


10. Additional facts you may not know:

-1. I wholeheartedly think that Super Mario Galaxy is one of the greatest Mario games ever, placing number 1 on my list with Super Mario World and Super Mario 64. Super Mario 3 is slightly behind those three.

-2. I’m saving my virginity till marriage, or at least trying to. Like drinking and smoking, it was originally because of religion, but as I grew up it became a personal choice. Random to have on here but since I’m talking about myself (which I hardly do) I figured I’d go all out.

-3. I’m sort of a closed book and I enjoy learning about people. Rather than talk about myself I’d much rather listen to other people talk and learn about them. I don’t know why, but learning why people do certain things that they do and things about people is just fascinating to me.

-4. I’m mixed race, and my heritage actually derives from more than 5 countries, including England, Guyana, Holland, Trinidad & Tobago, Scotland and way far up China and Israel!

0. I love this website and the community. 4SRS. Before this website I used to frequent Kotaku and Joystiq often, but after Kotaku linked to here and I signed up, this has been my main gaming site and is probably my main site in general. I refresh the main page a few times every day just to see what new blogs and cblogs there are.

The community here is so awesome, and the fact that the community has so many areas like the forums, the cblogs and IRC where everyone is welcome, because we’re all still part of the main tree Destructoid is great.

Meeting up with fellow members is always a great time, even at crappy events like the Play.com event last year, meeting fellow Dtoiders made the event awesome. My Destructoid new years resolution is to definitely be more active. Also thanks for the idea SilverDragon, I’m enjoying reading 10 things about everyone! If you haven’t blogged about 10 things do it now!


Baby Justice is happy!

I <3 U DTOID.

:D

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Hiphop + Video Games = Good!
Justice | 6:25 AM on 01.12.2009 6 comments


So Burglarize showed you a video by DJ I Dee that was had a half decent track and a gaming related video. Well here's a song I much prefer by him that is still gaming related.

It's a mix of two of his tracks one called Swollen Dome which samples Common and Krs-One, and the other called 1991which samples a piece of music from F-Zero, off his Solitude EP.



Some of the art in the video reminds me of Paul Robertson's work.

Here's the making of video if anyone's interested (Not really SFW).

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For Burnout Paradise fans: A brand new look at the cars coming this summer
Justice | 1:58 PM on 01.09.2009 9 comments


The new Crash TV podcast is out, and the team look at the new cars coming this summer so I'll let the video do the talking. Anyone else going to pay for this content?


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Americans Tyra Has Invaded Your Shores, Resistance Is Futile
Justice | 2:41 PM on 01.06.2009 9 comments




Tyra Banks the plasticy plastic wrapped whore has infected your soon to be president!


Also, at those who are after her heart (like Kryptinite) all is not as it seems my friends:




Choose your fighter!

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