Welcome to Friendship

This is a brief answer to your problems.

We are chaos.

We are destruction.

Fuck the Poor.

Try not to ream your child more than the appropriate daily amount.

Everyone will party.

My dong is amazing.

Pay homage to my dong.

You can not escape the wrath.

If the kid screams, he isn't ready for the manhood.

Burn the children.

Burn your wife.

Burn your cat.

Burn the car.

I love you, I love you, I do.

Welcome the real gods.

The ones with honor.

The ones with veracity.

The ones with huge dongs.

Welcome to our friendship.

The almond glaze is almost too succulent.

Try not to be impoverished.

We are extremely deleterious.

No, I am not a thesaurus.

Fuck the Pope, my god is the sky-king deity, known only as: Brass Motherfucker.

We make videos:

http://www.youtube.com/user/JoshandCharlish?feature=mhee

We also make music:

http://joshandcharlish.bandcamp.com/

AND WE HAVE FUCKING WRITTEN WORDS YOU FUCKS:

https://twitter.com/JoshandCharlish

We love you, Destructoid.

Welcome, once again, to our friendship.