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11:05 AM on 03.24.2013

LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN

NO, WE'RE NOT GOING TO DO THIS AGAIN.

WE POUR OUT HEART OUT IN WELCOMING OURSELVES, AND THIS WHAT WE GET.

A FAILBLOG.

WELL, WE'VE FAILED ALL OUR LIVES.

AND THE ONE SUCCESS WE GET, YOU TAKE IT AWAY FROM US.

THIS IS OUR LIVES.

OUR DREAMS.

CRUSHED BY MONSTERS LIKE YOU.

THIS IS NOT THE TOP TEN GAMES OF PAX EAST!

THIS IS REALITY.

I'm nervous. I've been a nervous boy for most of my life, having to be strapped to the chair to eat dinner. The fear is always what's consumed me. I just don't know how to handle it.

DON'T FORCE US INTO A CORNER.

THE LAST TIME THAT HAPPENED, I SHIT MYSELF.

CAN YOU THE SHIT, DESTRUCTOID?



CAN YOU HANDLE OUR BROWN LOVE?


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