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New Yakuza 3 Screens. Also FFFFFFUUUUUUU
Josh Tolentino | 2:41 PM on 01.26.2009 18 comments




Now that the Sega COO has warned that that sequelization may be a coping mechanism with the recession, does that mean we're getting the sequel to Yakuza 2, which I will now post screenshots of? What happens if it's a sequel that sells roughly as much as new IP, but is still awesome?

You know what's the right answer? MARKETING. Sega is spending too much fricking time marketing terrible, horrible, rotting pieces of hedgehog feces and not enough time advertising their best games. Valkyria Chronicles, Yakuza 3, Empire: Total War, Sakura Taisen, and all kinds of excellent properties are passing through the ether without but a whimper, while Sonic makes the kinds of headlines that torpedo peoples' faith in the former monolith.

REDEEM YOURSELVES, SEGA, USE YOUR MARKETING FOR GOOD, NOT STUPID.

And now screenshots:

IT HAS GOLF


IT HAS HOSTESSES



IT HAS KICKING. EVERYONE THINKS THAT ALL J-GAMES ARE ABOUT PRETTY BOYS WITH ANGST. THIS THING RIGHT HERE IS THE COUNTER ARGUMENT. A HUGE GUY WITH EPIC SIDEBURNS AND A LEISURE SUIT STRAIGHT KICKING HOODIE PUNKS. WHAT THE FUCK SEGA GIVE US THIS GAME ALREADY.



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garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 14:50
garison
I NEEEEEED THIS GAME!
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 14:51
Mr Wrighty 987
i look forward to playing this game in 2015 when it comes out in EU
ParaParaKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 15:00
ParaParaKing
I will import the jp version.

With the immense amount of translation to be done in this game, chances for a translated version are pretty slim, but even if Sega loses money bringing it over, they should do it either way.
Josh Tolentino's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 15:03
Josh Tolentino
They managed to translate Yakuza 2 and even kept it in all-subs. So they CAN do some good things, but what we want for them is to CONTINUE doing good things.
DonHonk's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 15:37
DonHonk
SHIT I WANT THISS
whiteskwirl's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 15:38
whiteskwirl
Yeah, I think I might have to get this game when I'm over there this March, even though I can't read Japanese. It just looks too good.
Trev's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 15:44
Trev
I was pretty ambivalent to the whole thing, but the sideburns and kicking have won me over.
Vigor's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 15:46
Vigor
Game looks amazing. But my hopes are low, seeing as how long it took them just to subtitle yakuza 2 and bring it to the states.
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 17:03
Dale North
best post on the page today
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 17:16
GuitarAtomik
yeeeeeaaahh. I want this
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 17:50
Black Nexus
Never played a Yakuza game.Guess i'll give this one a try,if it ever comes out.
seigfreid's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 18:05
seigfreid
I CAME but shit I dont have a ps3...
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 18:52
Samit Sarkar
So...why aren't they releasing this game in NA again?
Josh Tolentino's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 19:12
Josh Tolentino
The technical answer is "no plans at this time", but the real answer is this:

SEGA: "We marketed Yakuza 1 a lot but used bottom-of-the-barrel localization, so now everyone thinks it's crap. This soured everyone to Yakuza 2, which came out properly translated but two years late and only gave each Gamestop ONE FUCKING COPY. Now that Yakuza 3 is coming out and looks amazing, we're wondering if anyone will actually buy a sequel two installments in, even when Yakuza 2 had such lengthy (optional) flashback sequences that made the issue moot. GOD, we should have at least put up that awesome poster for Valkyria Chronicles! Hey, wanna buy Sonic and the Black Knight?"
TheCleaningGuy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 20:01
TheCleaningGuy
Unangbangkay:
Ryu ga Gotoku is currently my favorite Sega franchise (goddammit, release Virtual-On 5!), and it's a real shame that Sega is so slow on localizing these games. Hell, I'd be happy if they skipped over Kenzan to bring this to the states. Perhaps, if I annoy the hell out of them at PAX this year, they'll localize it quickly.
In my opinion, Sega has made some of the best games of the last few years, It's just a shame that their amazing stuff is swallowed by pounds upon pounds of Sonic.
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 21:18
Mushman
God, I hope this comes out in the EU, if not, fuck it I'm getting the jap version, I'm going to learn japanese soon anyway.


Also, yes it does look amazing.
SalParadise's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 22:51
SalParadise
Paraparaking,

I'll be importing the Japanese version as well. If you need any help with the Japanese, etc let me know.

PSN: SAL-PARADISE-

I went thru Kenzan without too much trouble since I know enough Japanese, so this shouldn't be too tricky. Looks like an awesome game.
ikiryou's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 00:23
ikiryou
I skipped the first one due to the English dub...can't imagine Michael Madsen's "Are you going to bark all day little doggie.." line coming out of Kazuma's mouth. Yakuza 2 might be coming home with me soon, even if I have to get it off of Amazon.com. They're got Japanese + Korean dialogue inside and I like the originality.

I don't think 3's going to make it across the sea to us, and I've all but stopped learning new Japanese phrases let alone hiragana, so importing won't work for me. I'd *love* it if it did though, because it just looks gorgeous.

I'm so not touching Sonic and the Black Knight. Haven't touched a Sonic since the Genesis version of Sonic 2.
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