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If you want Metal Wolf Chaos over here, but don't want this, you are a hypocrite and a fool (shortblog)
Josh Tolentino | 1:52 PM on 09.16.2009 15 comments


As posted on Japanator.



Because sure as hell I know you don't want Metal Wolf Chaos for its quality gameplay. Trust me on that, I've played it. You want it for THIS:



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Deathofthedead's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 15:29
Deathofthedead
But I do want Metal Wolf Chaos for its quality gameplay! I played a demo a long time ago and it was like Otogi with shoulder-mounted gun racks (translation: AWESOME).
That said, the anime looks okay.
Handy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 15:54
Handy
I've never been more confused by or envious of the Japanese.
ikiryou's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 16:25
ikiryou
Release date, please? o_0
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 16:29
Monodi
HOLY SHIT SUPER SENTRY
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 16:29
Dan CiTi
This game is a perfect representation of the USA.
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 16:39
Shin Oni
WANT....GAME.

even if it's just to lulz at the silly american movie lines.
TheCleaningGuy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 17:36
TheCleaningGuy
I see no mechs in "My Girlfriend is the President"
You are a liar!
But the game looks rather humorous for a visual novel.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 18:18
Puppy Licks
I'm travelling to the States next year for a bit, if it is not exactly like this I am getting right back on that fucking plane and going home.
Josh Tolentino's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 18:39
Josh Tolentino
@thecleaningguy

There are! Didn't you see that Star Trek bridge ripoff! That counts!
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 19:36
Red TheHaze Veron
beware, we posted about MWC on Japanator a while back.
MatCD's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 19:42
MatCD
AMERICA, F*CK YEAH!!!
Josh Tolentino's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 19:48
Josh Tolentino
@redzie

Noted.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 21:00
Chris Carter
I'll take both.
Phalanxxx's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 07:25
Phalanxxx
so... based loosely on Obama's first week in power?
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