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Damn you, Jeff Gerstmann! And you too, Star Trek Online!
Josh Tolentino | 5:45 PM on 01.22.2010 21 comments

Damn you, Jeff Gerstmann! And you too, Star Trek Online! photo


Surely you wonder why I wish the wrath of a thousand suns upon Mr. Gerstmann. I first direct you to this piece. It's short, read it through. If you like, you may also visit Giant Bomb's "Set Phasers to Fun" video series.

Now, thanks to that, I'm having to consider it seriously, myself. I wish you hadn't made me think about it, Jeff.

Oh Jesus Christ. Right now I'm looking at a list of upcoming releases, separating them into buy/rent/wait-for-Steam-sale columns. Checking my bills and seeing if my budget is in order. This sort of crap is why the terms "disposable income" and "impulse purchasing" were invented. Or should I say, full impulse purchasing?!

Anything else I write here about the process of talking myself out of it will be pointless, merely a copy-paste of Jeff's writeup.

It's weird that I'd never have considered this option for any other game, not on my own or without considerable pressure. That is how thoroughly the appeal of Star Trekhas compromised my judgment. To really go into why that is would read like more pale justification.

I've got nine days to decide. In the meantime I'll continue to play the beta, almost hoping it will somehow stop trying to appeal me. I'll put up this list of things with the potential to dissuade me from making this insane decision:

1. Doing my taxes
2. Checking on my health insurance
3. Final Fantasy XIV
4. Taking a deep breath.

Also, have these pictures of someone personifying the ships from the new movie.





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randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 17:54
randombullseye
Damn you all to hell!

Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 18:02
Char Aznable
I've been thoroughly enjoying the video series on Giant Bomb (including the quickest "pullin' a Brad" to date).

I've never watched Star Trek and have played about an hour of MMO games total in my life, yet I'm finding this game oddly intriguing. The space combat looks kinda neat, in particular. Meh, probably won't ever try it out, though.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 18:07
Kraid




The horror.....


GODDAMNIT JIM I'M A DOCTOR NOT AN OTAKU!
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 18:41
randombullseye
If CharAznable was playing I would play.

Of course we would be Klingon's who only speak french.
Handy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 18:43
Handy
From a marketing perspective that is a very clever idea.

Now I don’t know a lot about MMOs, how long people play them or how often, but isn’t it only a good deal if you play it a certain amount of time until you know you’re saving more money than you would with a monthly fee? And even then would you be playing it because you wanted to or because you would be trying to get your moneys worth out of it?
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 19:16
Kraid
I'm a huuuuuge Star Trek fan but there is one thing preventing me from playing the game. It's an MMO. I wasted probably way too much time on World of Warcraft 3 years ago to be bothered getting back into an online experience. Plus , I don't feel like the game is worthy enough to be played religiously...

Rather than doing an MMO they should've done a western RPG-shooter hybrid ... waiiit...
A New Challenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 19:47
A New Challenger
I wonder if the people who bought lifetime subs to Hellgate: London are going to be able to continue playing for no or little extra money when it gets revived.
P-Dude's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 19:50
P-Dude
Throwing this out there: Lifetime subs are "while supplies last." They only shell out a certain amount, and Champions online hit that cap before it came out. Something to think about!
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 19:58
Chris Carter
Don't do it yet. Wait for FFIV and compare.
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 19:59
bluexy
Star Trek Online is the definition of mediocre. Due to the value of the brand the development team was extremely restricted in the breadth of their design. Thus, you're not going to find anything new and exiting. The Trek lore is enough for an instant purchase, if you're a Trek fan of course. Consider though the costs of a lifetime subscription... the total of 20 normal months, 14.99. Do you really think you'll be playing a very uninspiring MMO for 20 months, even with Trek lore?
TewDee's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 19:59
TewDee
What the fuck @ those pictures.
LazyEyelids's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 04:29
LazyEyelids
Go for Final Fantasy XIV, first dead body.
The Silent Protagonist's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 05:16
The Silent Protagonist
I'm gonna wait to see how FFXIV and DCU Online pan out before jumping on-board with another MMORPG. As for The Old Republic, there's so much of them patting themselves on the back for *story* you just know its going to be extremely shallow on endgame content. I mean, what happens when we finish the story... it better not be "wait for more story to be added."

No one will stick with it if they don't have event content and PVP.

I like what I've been hearing about some of Star Trek, but I think they should have had the first two years of content laid out at least, rather than rely so much on user feedback in its first year. This is just because it takes time to adapt and balance MMOs to the needs of the players.

In the meantime, my Star Trek-style gaming fix will be Infinite Space from Nude Maker/Platinum Games. I do have to admit its nice to see two games of this theme and setting in one year and both of them be fairly good, though.
TheCleaningGuy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 10:07
TheCleaningGuy
Klingon, Klingon, PLEEEASE!
Chibi_Zero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 12:54
Chibi_Zero
"Now, thanks to that, I'm having to consider it seriously, myself. I wish you hadn't made me think about it, Jeff. "

Same here. My current PC can't handle the game(Waiting on my laptop to ship that can) so I have only be watching the Giantbomb videos. But I'm seriously thinking about getting the lifetime subscription for the same reasons Jeff did.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 14:00
Monodi
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Justin Villasenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2010 10:37
Justin Villasenor
I've sorta enjoyed the beta, but I doubt I'd go for a lifetime subscription.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2010 12:18
DaedHead8
Even though I technically didn't lose any money on the Hellgate London Lifetime Subscription, I still felt burned when the servers shut down. I doubt I'd ever buy another Lifetime sub again, which is a shame because monthly fees don't appeal to me at all.
Midgetsnowman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2010 09:32
Midgetsnowman
@Bluexy: dont kid yourself. Even if they hadnt been restricted, Cryptic hasnt made a non-mediocre game since City of Heroes.
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