And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those meddling kids!

This contest was great fun. I had a feeling that I'd not overcome Thornnn but I had fun trying. I hope I entered the Destructoid community with a splash. Also, my digital Christmas cards were amazing this year. Congrats to Thornnn and all the other runner ups. I can't wait to see the mystery prizes.

Looks like it's back the drawing board for the next contest. You guys haven't heard the last of me.


Thankfully, I had a contingency gaming plan in case my giant snow phalli did not appease the Destructoid overlords.




Sure, you may not be able to build towers of exploding barrels but you can name a ship the "Stout Trout" and ravage the Spanish Main. There's never been a better time to give your retro games some love. They don't get older, just more venerable.

Let the proud tradition of building snow penises continue next year.



Ride the lightning man!

P.S. Maine holds the world record for the largest snowman ever. Maybe it's time to start thinking really big.

http://www.sundayriveron-line.com/AngusSnowman_1.htm