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There were at least two Dtoid rooms going last night, this is a recap of the one with GuitarAtomik, BahamutZero, Heretic, Itemforty, Hoygeit, Lifehacker J, and some other people that Iím forgetting.
-Having a grenade explode behind you while jumping off of a two story building is fucking awesome.
-We somehow got the tires from a car (in the level Crash) to float in the air.
-Heretic is a bastard that loves using last stand. People on our team even made a proclamation when they killed him. If he ever tells you that this is his last match, for the love of God, do not believe him.
-GuitarAtomik is really, really good at this game. If you like winning, youíll want him on your team.
-When you hear the words, ďletís do dis,Ē your teammates must repeat the phrase in the correct accent.
-To the random dude that stayed with our team for most of the night, your laugh is absolutely insane.