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I GOT A CHRISTMAS CARD
Thanks to Dtoid TEHMORROW. He sent me a Christmas card. I still can't believe it! I was so God damned touched that he bothered to send me something. Pics attached.
If he had sent me his address, I would have sent him something in return. If you're reading this TEHMORROW, PM me so I can get your address and mail you some crap. BEHIND THE SCENES OF THE DESTRUCTOID SHOW AWARDS SHOW Did you see The Destructoid Show Awards Show 2010 part 1? If you didn't here it is. Checking out the first couple of awards will give the proper context for this next bit. See the Kratos acceptance speech? That was me! Weird, right? I barely recognized me myself. It was never the plan for me to be Kratos. We shot the awards show the morning of the day that I had to start my cross country drive from San Fransisco to Boston. The idea was that a Dtoid staff member (who shall remain nameless) was to do Kratos's acceptance speech, and send the video to Revision3 while I was on the road. Well, when I got back to Massachusetts, I found out that the Dtoid staff member in question was having technical difficulties, so they couldn't get their video done in time. Revision3 needed a Kratos acceptance speech in a few hours. I was freaking out. With no other recourse, I decided to try to do it myself, because I couldn't expect anyone else to snap to it, not on that short of notice. To make matters worse, I had left my hair clippers in San Fransisco, so I had to shave my head with hair clippers that aren't meant for clipping hair from your... head. It took a while, and it was fairly painful. To save time, I didn't even shave my whole head. See if you can see the hair in this picture.
Anyway, after shaving my head as much as I could, I dug up as much make-up as I could find from under the sink (where I keep my make-up),and then tried to think of something to say.In case you couldn't tell, I didn't come up with much, but hopefully it still turned out OK. I really hope Kratos wins something again this year, and that they let me take another crack at the speech. I know I could do better next time! Also, I had to do the old man dog shadow puppet speech at the last minute as well. Here's the unedited version. I have no idea what I was going for on that one. CONSTRUCTOID IS COMING So, we've got two episodes of Contrustoid in the can. Like with Sunday's with Sagat (the weekly series I was doing for a while), time constraints were an issue in terms of production. I just didn't have the time to put as much into these as I wanted. Deadlines for reviews and previews are breathing down my neck. It would have been irresponsible for me to abandon those responsibilities for this experimental little show we've been working on. That said, I know that there are a few parts of the show that are definitely awesome (at least to me). Also, Constructoid doesn't have the technical issues that Sunday's with Sagat suffered from, at least, not so far. No Green screen mishaps, no bad sound, etc. Just now, I found a few seconds in one episode where an animation was missing, but I'll probably be able to get that fixed before it gets posted. Speaking of that, it's still not determined if Constructoid will be a segment on the Dtoid show, it's own thing, or both. Either way, I'd really watched it whenever it appears, and telling me what you think of it. Like everything I do, I do it solely to interact with you guys; my chosen videogame community. And I hope you're watching the Dtoid show! It's reached new heights of late. I can't wait to visit the set in San Fransisco, if not just to watch Max and Tara do their thing. I probably wont be able to get down there until summer, but that's OK. It give me something to look forward to. I FOUND MY BOGLIN Awesome, right?
Also, is "cool story bro" still a thing that internet people are doing all the time? If so, I imagine a few of you will be commencing with that in the comments below.
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Time to make the donuts.
*consults IMDB*
Holy shit! You were on BBC Breakfast too?!
That Limbo dog cracks me up. Don't ever change baby!
Also, you misspelled "constructoid" as "contrustoid." Just saying.
Also, Cool story, bro.
Clearly the annual Christmas gorging was no match for your Herculean metabolism!
Second off, where did you find that Boglin? I have been hunting for one for many moons now. It's up there with Earthbound and a prosthetic limb on my list of Golden Fleece thrift store finds.
Thirdly, your Kratos reminds me of some kind of Liquid Sky cocaine demon version of Kratos. I love it.
Seriously though, that Boglin. Ack. Love it.
I'll have to take more detailed pictures of him and the box he came in. It has quite a bit of awesome stuff adorning it.
@ Handy- Thanks you for saying that! Maybe Kratos will show up on Constructoid. I'd like to do more live action Kratos acting, but I'm not sure if I'm up for shaving my head all the time.
@ rexwolf- That was for Dexter.
Also, T3HM0RR0W is the bomb! He sent me a Christmas card and two Dtoid shirts over the holidays (thank you blog coming soon!), and all I had to do was have phone sex with him a few dozen times! SOLD!
I'm a little puzzled though... how come all the travel? Why did you leave the show? What are you going to be doing now? (and I kinda liked some of the Sundays with Sagat episodes!)
... yes, I'm nosy!
@Marshall Andrew Lancaster Reginald Dixon: Your boglin infuses me with jasmine and jealousy.
Sadly, I never owned one as a kid. They creeped me out. Instead, I owned The Wuzzles. Bumblelion was my favourite.
Jeeesus, no wonder I'm camp as tits nowadays.
That sucks.
The good news is, I'm going to just go ahead and post the first episode of Constructoid in about an hour. At least, I think that's good news...