The audio is kinda quiet, and the video is a long one, about ten minutes, but none of that matters because this guy ACTUALLY LIKES DEAD RISING: CHOP TILL YOU DROP MORE THAN I DO! Amazing. I never thought I'd see the day.

I have to tell you guys, it's been a really weird experience to be the only person in game journalism who seems to think that Dead Rising: Chop Till You Drop is "good". Sure, most of the people who still bash the game haven't even played it, but it still mystifies me that a game that to me is so obviously fun is still so generally despised.

Just imagine if everyone you talked to suddenly hated pizza, even people that had never even eaten it before. More so, imagine if those same people started to treat you like you were weird for liking pizza; that liking sauce, cheese and bread together suddenly meant you had bad taste in food or something.

Wouldn't it make you think that maybe they're right, that pizza actually does taste bad, and there is just something wrong with your taste buds that tells you otherwise; or worse, that you had some sort of weird, subconscious bias towards pizza, and that if you were really honest with yourself, you'd find that you hate pizza just like everyone else?

I've had my moments like that. Even though I've been buried in new games for review, I've still checked in with Dead Rising: Chop Till You Drop every few days, just to see if maybe I suffered some sort of temporary insanity for the week that I played it every day for review.

Every time I check in with it, I have to force myself to stop playing. It's really fun, just like RE4:Wii, but with worse graphics, but more types of enemies, weapons and attacks to make up for it.

Anyway, has anyone here even played the game yet? If not, let me challenge you all now. Anyone here who plays DR:CTYD from beginning to end and writes a blog about their experience will get a box of cookies and rock, sent via express mail.

I've already gotten tons of emails saying that my review was the best one the game has gotten, and that's great. I really appreciate that. Sadly, these are emails from people I've never met, so for all I know, they are even crazier than me. If you like cookies and rocks, and you're not crazier than me, it would be really nice if you helped me reality test on this situation.

And while your at it, could you play LittleBigPlanet and let me know if the run of the mill level design, crappy controls, and lack of enemies and power-ups also left you feeling a little flat? That would be cool.

Thanks in advance.