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Quick Blog- Wii Fit Plus impressions, videogame dreams, and 2010
Jonathan Holmes | 8:38 PM on 10.07.2009 20 comments




So, Wii Fot Plus is better than I thought it would be. Of the top of my head I can think of about five times that the game has already blown my mind-

1) Using a Mii of my real life cat to attack a giant robotic mole

2) Getting crushed by a giant log while on a obstacle course located many miles above the earth

3) Entering a Wind Waker-esque cave while in-cased in a bubble, then being lit on fire

4) Having the balance board recognize how hard I was "flapping my wings" in the chicken-suit flight game, despite the fact that I didn't wasn't holding a controller in either hand

5) Being attacked by a Mii of Kevin Bacon dressed in snowman armor

Wii Fit Plus does a lot to embarrass other developers and their half ass attempts at balance board development. Really, a lot of these games are fantastic, as good if not better than those found in Wii Sports Resort. The biking in particular is notably better, as the same activity was actually in Resort. It's much more fun in Wii Fit Plus.

Will Wii Fit Plus change the minds of people who have already decided that they hate the game and everything it stands for? Well, if they are excited at all for Natal, then yeah, it just might. I really hope that 360 developers play Wii Fit Plus, particularly the obstacle course, bicycle, segway, skateboard, snowball fight, and chicken suit games. A lot of the other games are fun too, but those five feel particularly innovative. They take full-body motion controlled gaming into all three dimensions, something I'm not sure I've experienced since Prop-Cycle. This isn't just leaning left and right to bounce a soccer ball off your head, this is exploring a 3D space without using a controller at all.

Seriously, the chicken flight game is totally insane. I still can't believe it works.

That said, if the game were even ten dollars more, I'm not sure if I'd recommend it. For the most part, this is just Wii Fit again, except with 15 new games, 6 new exercises, a calorie counter, some custom options for personalized work outs, and the ability to make Miis of your pets.

I'm not going to lie though, making a Mii of your pet then sicking it on giant bastard moles is pretty satisfying.



I've been having a lot of awesome videogame dreams lately. The first I plan to try and recap is a reoccurring Resident Evil 6 dream.

The game takes place in a future where zombie outbreaks are semi-noraml, though they aren't OK. They're a global threat and everyone is terrified. Suicide "zom-bombers" are showing up in crowded places, on the private jets of public officials, etc, and biting down on G virus tooth caps, becoming zombies, and scaring the fuck out of the planet.

There are drugs to treat the virus now, but they are in high demand, and no one knows how well they will work, of if the batch they got was real or bogus. This makes every situation the player is in a potential death trap; death from zombie, or death from fear-driven, homicidal humans.

The protagonist of the game is a US Agent that's been promised retirement in a zombie-free underground camp if he takes out a terrorist cell in the Middle East. The game starts with him having a crowd of angry, terrified people bust into his apartment, searching for G virus repressing drugs. You can try to kill them, but if you do, they'll likely over take you, take your gun, and kill you.

Instead, you have to try and squeeze by them, get to the Embassy and regroup. In my dream there were like, 50-100 people all crowded together in the halls, yelling, crying, screaming, some trying to stick together, some completely "every man for himself".

As you're squeezing through them, you hear screaming. People start to try and push past you more aggressively, trampling those in around you, knocking you around in a what is effectively a giant human blob.In the chaos, you notice someone right next to you is grabbing onto another person in the crowd, and blood cascading into the air from their embrace.

No camera move is made to draw attention to this, no musical cue suddenly hits to signify it's importance. It's just a zombie eating a guy, right next to you, and you're stuck there. You can try to push through the crowd, but for all you know, some of them are zombies too, and or have just been bitten and soon will be zombies. You can draw your gun, but that will draw attention to you, and the crowd may try to steal it, kill you, etc.

In my dream, I quietly killed it with the knife by grabbing it from behind and severing the head from the body. Then I had to decide if I should kill the newly infected guy that the zombie had just been chewing on, help him, or just try to get the hell out of there.

Then I woke up.

I don't know if the game sounds as fun as it was in my dream, but trust me, the way I dreamt it, it was a lot of fun. I hope that with RE6, Capcom tries something totally crazy like this. To bring back zombies, and put them in the general public instead of in a sealed off mansion or a police station, could be an incredible time; something that could only be done with the 360/PS3.



I've been thinking about 2010 a lot lately. I'm really excited for a lot of the games still to come this year, but overall, 2010 is where my heart is.

Sin and Punishment 2, Dead Rising 2, Sakura Wars Wii, Super Street Fighter IV, No More Heroes 2, Tatsunoko Vs Capcom:UAS, Metroid: Other M, Super Mario Galaxy 2, and Super Meat Boy all have me totally jazzed.

Is it just me, or does it seem like 2010 is a totally different looking year than 2009? So much super! It's shocking to see the pre-fix come back with such a vengeance.

Actually I feel like there a lot of other games coming out in 2010 that I care about, but I'm suddenly blanking on them. Maybe they are the same games you're excited about.

What game of 2010 do you give a crap about?



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garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 21:59
garison
Super Mario Galaxy looks amazing. And Nonokuni also got pushed back.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 22:04
CelicaCrazed
I'm definitely getting Wii Fit Plus at some point of another. I don't really need it but I did enjoy the first one and put it to use. It actually helped a recurring knee problem I had, along with other "non-video game" stuff, which was a little unexpected.
dTunes's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 22:07
dTunes
Early 2010 I'm most excited for these three titles:

Cave Story remake
La-Mulana remake
Super Meat Boy

It's gonna be a fun 2010.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 22:13
Jonathan Holmes
@ Dtunes- I'm thinking that Cave Story is coming out this year. Actually, it's supposed to be this month.

Not as sure about La-Mulana, but I thought that had a chance for this year as well.

@ Celia- If you're playing the game for fitness reasons, Wii Fit Plus has some good new stuff. It tried to keep track of how many calories you burnt on every exercise, which is a good motivator.

Just riding around in the bike game for a couple minutes burns quite a few calories, and you don't really notice that you're exercising because the game is so fun. That goes double for the skaeboarding.

@ Garrison- Personally, I wasn't expecting for Nonokuni to come out in the states until 2011.

I hope I'm wrong though!
Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 22:38
Diverse
Damn me for forgetting to log out of the dTunes account..

@JHolmes: Really? I remember hearing that they are getting early 2010 release dates. And I really doubt Cave Story Wii is coming out this month, I remember when they promised an April release date.
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 22:54
Mushman
GoW 3, White Knight chronicles,Star ocean international, dead rising 2, and if it is ever released in the west, the PS3 version of Tales of Vesperia.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 06:01
Jonathan Holmes
@ mkshitanui- Oh crap, how could I forget about Okamiden? That's a total win.

@ Diverse- Yeah, I heard all that was holding it up was translation, and that October was the estimated time of release.

I played it at E3 months ago and it seemed pretty much done at that point.

@ Mushman- That's God of War 3, right? GoW could also be Gears of War, at least, in some circles.
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 07:46
Rifter01
Pikmin 3! I would hope someone knows something more concrete on when it will be out.. We can't wait!



Can't... Freaking.. Wait! O.O
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 08:54
Takeshi
Atelier Rorona. I love the Atelier series. That and pretty much what Mushman said GoW being God of War.
Sean Carey's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 13:45
Sean Carey
Most excited for next year so far :

3. Dead Rising 2
2. Red Dead Redpemption
1. Heavy Rain
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 14:47
Excel-2011
2010 better be nothing short of a renaissance with all those titles listed.
Matthew Razak's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 15:13
Matthew Razak
I gotta get me some Wii Fit Plus. Our lack of playing Wii online together makes me sad Mr. Holmes.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 15:44
EternalDeathSlayer
I figure RE6 will still play like RE5 and RE4, based on the sales of RE5. Sure, the reviews were probably lower than Capcom expected, but the sales were great.

I can see them doing at least one more game in this style.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 15:45
EternalDeathSlayer
Oh and yeah, I'm most excited about God of War 3 in 2010, and I guess you could include Epic Mickey also. Also, SMG2.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 18:54
Jonathan Holmes
@ EDS- I don't know, Capcom did say that they thought that RE needed a new direction after RE5.

Then again, the game doesn't even have a producer, which makes speculation even less possible. No matter what Capcom plans for RE6 now, it could totally change once they hire someone to helm the game.

@ Cowzilla- Yeah, what can I say? I don't play any games online, Wii or otherwise. Other than the occasional random matches in Brawl and the Conduit, my Wii only goes online to download games and send stupid Wii Speak messages to people.

@ The-Excel- WOAH! New avatar!

@ Rifter01- That fake boxart just gave me a mini-bone.
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 20:49
grafkhun
Sin & Punishment 2, oh god, I cannot wait any longer. Seriously, if I were to just get one game next year it would be that. Also, interesting dream, although it's not silly and ridiculous enough to be RE, maybe a whole new zombie series?
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 22:14
GohanGVO
2010:

Fragile.

- From what I have seen of the Japanese version, the combat looks really boring. However, the exploration aspect and post-end of the world setting has me extremely intrigued.

The Sky Crawlers.

- I want to shoot things while in a plane and moving my hands like I am piloting one.

Bayonetta

- King Kamiya offers the world his queen in order to reclaim his throne.

Final Fantasy XIII

- The FFX folks are behind this, I believe. Awesome.

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Also, I want to play that type of zombie game. The parallels between zombies and humans ACTING like zombies is intensely intriguing.

Watch it be made for the iPhone or something. :|
Lionel Medina's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2010 20:17
Lionel Medina
I've used my Nintendo Wii Console on and off for several years and I'm hooked on the Wii Fit. I haven't gotten the Wii Fit Plus yet, but I plan to in the next few months. One thing I noticed when I went browsed by the gaming area at the local mall was this new product, the Push-up bar for the Wii Fit Balance board. Is this required/needed for the Wii Fit Plus or is it something additional or for another fitness game/program?
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