I love videogames, but I don't really like videogames that wish they were action movies. Exceptions to this rule include the Resident Evil series, No More Heroes...and that's about it. So Metal Gear Solid, Gears of War, God of War, and Call of Duty: World at War can all kiss my half-black ass.

Well, that's not all true. I do like the story of Metal Gear Solid a lot, but the gameplay is freaking awful. I've actually bought every game in the series, but had to force my ex-roommate to play them for me so I could see how the plot turns out. So I guess Konami won that round.

Games I do like include Castle Crashers, Smash Bros, Bionic Commando, and just about every old-school 2D platformer ever made (except Kieth Courage in Alpha Zones *shudders*). As you can see from the end of this video from E3 08, Mega Man 9 was pretty much the most painfully awesome game I ever played.

I also like making sprites, like the ones for Dtoid's Mega Man Maker. Hopefully I'll get to make more down the line. If I have the time, and if I like you, I could even make you an avatar from those types of sprites. Drop me a PM if you're interested.

My dream game would be a 2D fighter that looks like Street Fighter III, plays like River City Ransom, and features Travis Touchdown, the dude from MadWorld, Bonk, and Buckaroo Banzai all kicking ass and eating Merv Burgers.

You hear that world? Make that game happen, and don't come back until you do.