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Its JohnnyV Baby! Destructoid's resident angry guy. "Wherever Johnny is is the angriest place on the planet." - Analoge And I take that as a compliment.

I host and run 321GoCast, Destructoid's one and only podcast about fuck shit nothing.

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Systems Owned: DS Lite, GCN, GBA, GBA SP, GBC, N64, PS2, Xbox, Xbox 360
Favorite types of games: FPS, RPG, Action-Adventure, Puzzle
Favorite single player game: Mass Effect
Favorite multi player game: Rock Band
Dislikes: crappy music, fanboys, Mac lovers, sand.

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An Inquiry (FOP)
JohnnyViral \| 8:51 AM on 09.04.2009	9 comments

Good morn to you my fellow FOPs. It is day one of the Penny Aracade Expo, and we the FOPs are here to create a most unvexing surrounding for those of us not attending. I am Lord Johnathan of Huffton and I have an inquiry for you myfellows.

Some of you may know that I have the vexing task of sharing a dwelling with one of our most infamous of community members, Sir Necros of Terminus. Now Sir Terminus has the largest amount of unused, untouched and unplayed most expensive pre-order or special edition games of video.

I have taken the liberty of creating a list so that you my fellow FOPs should help me decide which of these I should play and subsequently defeat before my flat mate returns on Tuesday. This list however is quite short due to the time constraint, I want to be sure I can defeat the games within this end of the week.

Maximus of Payne
MIrrors Edge
Bionic Commando
God of War 2
Blaz Blue

I appreciate the help my fellow FOPs. Good day to you. I bid you farewell for now.

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8 comments | showing # 1 to 8

SnakeDude4Life

On a related note:

It's funny but I remember going to Wal-Mart one day to see if they had the video playing in the games department and there was this lady with her baby.

It was pretty late at night so I'm sure she wasn't really worried about dressing up as she was wearing a very loose fitting dress and no bra. Well she was playing with her baby by throwing holding him up and putting him down.

Well one of the times she put him down he ended up kicking down her dress on one side and a very beautiful breast popped out. I only saw it for a split second but it was more than enough. This lady was very hot and must have been about 25 or so. I think her accent was French.

I got a stiff one at Wal-Mart that day. Say what you want but any straight guy would have had one too.

She was with her husband who was looking at balls of all things.

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Krow

Quite.

Naim Master

MAG Beta

Avalon

Good morrow to you Lord Johnathan, it is I, Earl Cecil Fornsworth, I am inquiring as to whether you will also be attempting to defeat sir Terminus' special edition copy of Dead Space?

That is, of course, if you manage to defeat the others within the given time constraints .

Joanna Mueller

Herzogin von Durckheim-Bassenheim here, my good sir it is obvious that you should take all the games and a selection of your finest tableware and conduct a jolly tea party with them. Photographs should then be posted for all to share in the joy. This will affix a smile to your face while you partake in Sir Terminus' God of War 2 game video. Go forth and FOP well, the Herzogin demands it so.

MechaMonkey

My dear Lord of Huffton,

Whilst I cannot offer any sound advice on your gaming selection, I can surely urge you to choose one that will allow you to participate in Fopday Night Fights later this eve.

Fondest regards,

The Baron Bartholomew Blatherhedge

ryu89

I would whole heartedly implore you experience the maximius of payne series. It is quite a delight to fire projectile weapons in a slow dodging manuever over and over.

Verily, Constable Humphrey Chamberlain.

JohnnyViral

Ah Earl Fornsworth I would partake in the Dead Space, but you see I have already defeated my own copy of that game.

My dear Baron I do apologize for not participating FOPNightFights as I was with my lady friend tonight.

Constable and Herzogin I shall take your advice to heart, and thank you for.

Greatly humbled by your support,
Lord Johnathan of Huffton

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