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10 Reasons to Hate Necros
JohnnyViral | 11:03 AM on 08.20.2009 8 comments


TIme to jump on the band wagon.


10) He is a hippie. Enough said.

9) He is a lightweight. He gets drunk real fast, which may be a plus for us since we can then screw with him and light him on a fire. But as a man he should at least be able to be a better drinker.

8) He hasnt played Bioshock, Dead Space, Fallout 3, etc. etc. etc. The list goes on and on and on.

7) His Hair. If you could call it that, its more like a hairy metroid latched on to his head since birth.

6) He says he a community man, but really have any of you seen him post recently? Nope. nothing but Failcast and each month hes lazier about the completed games list.

5) He knows more about Pokemon than any grown man should.

4) He is a racist. Hates the Blacks, the Latinos, hates em all really.

3) Hes got more consoles than you can shake a stick at. Hes gt the GBA Micro... seriously Necros... wtf man?

2) His MASSIVE backlog. Yes I said it. He has a HUGE backlog... of games that he has yet to play. I mean most of us have a backlog of games we would like to play, but cant due to one thing or another. But this man has bought Super Special Extra Limited Editions of games and has not touched them. No wonder his games conspired to RRoD his XBOX a while ago.

1) Its Necros. Really there is no better reason to hate him than him being who he is.



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tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2009 11:22
tazarthayoot
You really only need reason no. 1.
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2009 11:25
RAB
man that guy sounds like a jerk
Lemon ALT's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2009 11:33
Lemon ALT
The mortal Necros is no more, he is fire-made flesh, power incarnate, he is the *Dark Necros*!
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2009 18:35
Puppy Licks
But what about Drunkros? He's a cool guy, right?
theredpepperofdoom's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2009 19:06
theredpepperofdoom
Necros has a bigger backlog then king3vbo, puppy licks and RAB combined (I just pulled 3 random community members off the top of my head.)
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2009 00:13
Bob Muir
In my defense, it takes me much longer to get really drunk than it did at PAX last year. In fact, I wish I was still as much of a lightweight, getting fucked up for cheap is better.

Also, suck yourself.
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