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LMAO! That was an.... interesting... review! :)
I haven't played the single player campaign yet, but am enjoying the multiplayer - though they really need to fix the party system and PS3 freezing issues. The game would be MUCH more fun if I could actually manage to get in a game with my husband or with friends.
I haven't played the single player campaign yet, but am enjoying the multiplayer - though they really need to fix the party system and PS3 freezing issues. The game would be MUCH more fun if I could actually manage to get in a game with my husband or with friends.
Fucking hilarious. I sat on the shitter whilst reading this blog and I swear the laughter helped me with the little bit of constipation I was suffering from.
Also
"Graphics: pshhh, good enough to keep me interested, but not once in this game did I see someone who had a third nipple. That should be required in every game as an easter egg or at least a sub character....."
I can be that character. Having been blessed with a third nipple and ostracised from all communities I've ever been in I must say that your attitude to the superflously nippled is indeed refreshing.
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"Graphics: pshhh, good enough to keep me interested, but not once in this game did I see someone who had a third nipple. That should be required in every game as an easter egg or at least a sub character....."
I can be that character. Having been blessed with a third nipple and ostracised from all communities I've ever been in I must say that your attitude to the superflously nippled is indeed refreshing.
@blakewell
Holy shit totally rad. I had this dream I had a 3rd nipple once and I was pullin chicks like Charles Barkley pulled down rebounds. I bow before your awesomeness and congrats on a successful bathroom safari :)
Holy shit totally rad. I had this dream I had a 3rd nipple once and I was pullin chicks like Charles Barkley pulled down rebounds. I bow before your awesomeness and congrats on a successful bathroom safari :)
@johnny luchador
Even your reply is hilarious. You're my new best friend. If you were my child and you spilt raspberry cheesecake on my luxurious cream suede sofa I wouldnt hit you, hell, I wouldn't even be mad. That's how highly I regard you.
If this review doesn't get on the front page a pretty blonde will die by my hands.
Even your reply is hilarious. You're my new best friend. If you were my child and you spilt raspberry cheesecake on my luxurious cream suede sofa I wouldnt hit you, hell, I wouldn't even be mad. That's how highly I regard you.
If this review doesn't get on the front page a pretty blonde will die by my hands.
Man, I wish you would have played it because the cool thing about your last reviews was the insight and satire.
Not that I'm knocking this, because for what it is this is great! I was hoping for more, and that is seriously meant to be a compliment.
Not that I'm knocking this, because for what it is this is great! I was hoping for more, and that is seriously meant to be a compliment.
I've never read this review but I've seen pictures and videos of it so really this is what I think it would be like to read it.
But I <3 the Johnny
But I <3 the Johnny
Thank you all for your kind words, I will say this, I'm going to do videos for these reviews as well, I actually went to go rent this...but the video store was like, we don't like north korea, and they gave me kinectimals instead.
@Johnny What have you done?! You do know that purchasing Kinectimals goes directly into funding Gaddafi's mercenary and coffee budget?!
Is it bad that I want a Homeward Bound game now? Homeward Bound: Across the Homefront. You try to get back home in the middle of the war. Total canon.
