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Hey what's good Robots... I really don't have a Fanboy class. I am too old for that bullshit to have a favorite console... Cough Nintendo Cough.. Anyway I don't own a motherfucking thing beside debt. The only thing i own that is remotely cool is my Wii and my car.. I am a broke ass college student that is finally graduating this year. I am going for News reporting.. I would like to be a host on a cool Gaming Network.. So if Mr. Niero or Mr.Ron "I fuck Sheep while Drinking Paps Blue Ribbon" Workman want to venture out to televison give me a call.. I am black so I know you guys can dig free labor...

I am really diggin the 360 alot more... So I might have to do some nude modeling for art students to get one...

I don't know how hardcore I am when it comes to gaming. I have a terrible habit of playing a game and not beating it all the way.. I just beat Metroid Prime last year and I bought it two years back..

But recently with the Wii. I been beaten games like I do my Meat.. Good shit huh!! The games I own on the Wii are Red Steel, Zelda TP, Harry Potter OOTP, ..

IIght Robots i am out...

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WTF? Moments
Johnny Blaze \| 8:41 AM on 10.03.2007	17 comments

Sorry this is not game related, but i just have a series of shit I would like to rant about..

This is what I like to call what/why the fuck moments that seem to occur and no one questions this bullshit...

Lets begin shall we...

1. WTF is up with all the news station covering Brittney spears losing the rights to her fucking kids. How is this shit even news? Don't most trailer trash I can't support my kids cause of the white man holdin me down, don't they all end up losin their kids ?

2. WTF is target being sued for not making their website for the blind. Sorry for my ignorace showing, but aren't people who are blind they can't see shit?
So remind me how is target the blame for not getting the must have item in store ? http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071003/ts_nm/target_blind_dc

3.WTF was Dr. phil going to have a show about the Jena 6 if all he was going to do was stir the pot and bascially rehash the same thing every one already knew about the case. Still leaving people even more mad and confused?

4. WTF is Uwe Boll still making movies? Better yet who is the fucking dumbass that goes and helps with producing such trash.

5. WTF is up with Failed annoucments Nintendo, Halo DS, G4 and anyone else..Please stop giving me blue balls and come up with the goods.

6. WTF is Hollywood going to produce something real besides the squeals and triples and Horror.. Spiderman, Pirates, Shrek, Bourne Idenity,Evan Almighty, Oceacn Thirteen,Hostel2, Harry Potter, Saw 4 There is tons more..

7.WTF ever happen to the coleminers that were stuck underground? I forgot that is real news?

8.WTF is Caveman an actually show. What the fuck happen to the good days of TV. Remember TGIF the show with the Dinosaurs, Fmaily Matters, Full house, Pefect Strangers? What do you kids watch these days?

9. Speaking of good shows.. WTF happen to my beloved Nickeloden? The Urban kids Disnaey channel.. What happen to Salute your shorts, You can't say that on Television, Double Dare, Nick Arcade, Hey Dude, Clarrisa Explains it All, Doug, Animorphs, Are you afraid of the dark, Wild and crazy kids, Mr, Wizard, Danger Mouse, Inspector gadget, Today's special? Piss on this new Nick shit..

10.WTF do people at my job ask me to connect them to certain people. Then in the same breathe say the number they want connected too? I thought my job was to connect you to people?

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15 comments | showing # 1 to 15

BigPopaGamer

Preach it brotha!

Johnny Blaze

Care to explain Wii sucks?

SLiFE

Testify!

bloodylip

1) Yes.
2) The ADA like to be assholes about everything. So they sue because screenreaders (tools to help the blind hear websites) don't work with Target's site.
3) Dr. Phil is an asshole.
4) German tax loophole.
5) Don't build it up, you won't get blueballs.
6) Clever things make people feel stupid, and unexpected things make them feel scared ... TV audiences don't want anything original. They wanna see the same thing they've seen a thousand times before.
7) They called off the search after a rescue team got caved in and a few of the members of the rescue team died.
8) TGIF was not good TV. The "good days of TV" are an imagination. Unless you refer to the "good days of TV" as 1980-1994 (give or take) Nickolodeon or late '90s Cartoon Network (or Boomerang).
9) That's a damn good question.
10) The people you work with are retarded.

Any more questions to answer?

dgenerate

I never really liked the shows you listed =/
I have only seen the pilot for cavemen, which I thought was kind of funny. I was hoping it would make it through at least a season, but didn't think it would fly with the mainstream. My favorite shows include Arrested Development, Weeds, Heroes, The Office

If you're confused about all that shit, try reading Fark.com. More ridiculous shit happens on a daily basis than you would imagine.

Johnny Blaze

I'll make this a weekly thing bloody lip just for you... I have alot more just didn't want to put them all out.. I wanted to test the waters first.

Johnny Blaze

@dgenerate I was meaning shows from the mid 80's to early 90's that at one time was trying to cater to kids on friday nights.. That is why i posed the question what do they watch now that was on par with what TGIF was doing back in the late 80's

bloodylip

Also, you forgot to mention Pete & Pete in #9. And I can't let a P&P mention go without mentioning that I met little Pete at Six Flags Great Adventure in the early '90s.

Johnny Blaze

Holy Shit, I have failed my nickeloden alma mater Pete & Pete

Tino

As for #6, the movies aren't completely and totally filled with sequels, thats just whats advertised. If you look at whats playing theres usually some good new stuff in there.

Grindhouse was pretty incredible, as was 1408. Not to jump on the bandwagon, but Superbad and Knocked up were both damn funny.

Theres that Kevin Bacon movie in theaters right now, I hear that was GREAT as well. But then again, it's Kevin freakin Bacon. I think it was called "Death Sentence."

Drbad asH

You need your own editorial "Grinds your Gears"

Genki-JAM

8) Cavemen has potential but probably won't reach it. Also, there are still a few good sitcoms on TV. It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia is great. And I hear The Office is good (haven't been able to a lot of time with that show yet, but it looks good). Umm.. actually, I think that's about it... yeah..... But hey, who needs sitcoms when you have kickass drama shows like Heroes and Prison Break?

9) Nick has Avatar. Period.

Rockvillian

Welcome to sanitized, protected, bumper laned, retard helmeted, tube fed, we-got-hit-by-2-planes-once-and-afraid-it-will-happen-every-day America!

Don't let it get you down though, we're not ALL idiots.

bloodylip

I'll help you find some good TV shows. Here is what I watch: The Office, My Name is Earl (mainly the first season), Heroes, first season of Lost, 30 Rock, Scrubs, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Mythbusters, Man vs. Wild, Cash Cab, How It's Made, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, Robot Chicken, and Lucy Daughter of the Devil.

Thursdays are the highlight of my week. Three hours of awesome TV (Earl, Office, 30 Rock, Scrubs, Always Sunny) and free gambling at the casino.

Snaileb

Number 9 brings a tear to my eye.

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