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10:06 PM on 03.13.2013

Review: Arma III from the Heart of a Luchador

To start, this is all Spencer Hayes' Fault. He was all like," y0 lucha,when you gonna do another review?" and I was like, "shit son, I've been busy twerkin dem mean streets of East Compton KY, but shit since you're so badly...   read

7:02 PM on 06.29.2012

Dtoid Live on WWE Smackdown Son. Ooo Wee

Hey Peeps, Johnny Luchador of here. So I had the opportunity to head to WWE Smackdown in Evansville on Syfy. To live up to the previous invasion by community member Suff0cat back in 2008, I made it a goal that at on...   read

9:41 AM on 01.06.2012

review: Katawa Shoujo..its not Gojo and my hands are still dirty

So you may be wondering, just where the hell has Johnny Luchador been? Where have the posts vanished off to? Well I've been busy being a Grown Ass Man, busy Streaming on the Destructoid Twitch channel, and well, wrestling sma...   read

10:23 PM on 08.29.2011


35,397,784 views that is all.   read

5:25 PM on 05.16.2011

Don't Steal My Ideas..okay you can but just give me a few dollars

As creative as an imagination as I've had for years, I always tend to say, I'm so gonna do this, but then I get side tracked and end up not doing something and then some jackass goes and does what I said I was gonna do before...   read

10:38 AM on 05.04.2011

The Anatomy of A Jar of Pickles: Written by Johnny Best Selling Author x 4

A little different than a normal Johnny Luchador Lunch Time Review Special for $4.99, but since its been a dry week for "stellar" games to review, we're gonna change things up a little bit. Today I review those who Judge a Ga...   read

8:03 AM on 04.19.2011

Review: Mortal Kombat, Test your Might Edition

As soon as I got my hands on this, the amazingly bad theme song from Mortal Kombat the movie began playing in my head. It brought back memories of my youth when I'd be drug to Walmart with my mother, as I would break free as ...   read

3:12 PM on 04.15.2011

Review: Yoostar 2, the game that doesn't let you be creative

As once a person who was in the spotlight on stages across the US, after being off the music circuit for over a year, you miss the "performance" more than anything. It's an addiction like no other. So for some odd Reason, I d...   read

10:05 PM on 04.07.2011

Review: Deadly Towers, the game that no Towers were Harmed in the making

Maybe I'm out of the loop, but I didn't really see anything worth playing and reviewing this week that was of our current Generation. At first I dug around my collection of Tiger Hand Held games. After hours of trying to get ...   read

6:38 PM on 03.29.2011

Review: WWE All Stars, Tony Schiavone edition

I have to say, before you play this game you need to do this step by step procedure 1) go rent The Self Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior and view it 2) Eat your Vitamins, say your prayers, stay in school, don't do drugs (a...   read

7:20 PM on 03.22.2011

Review: Crysis 2 "the Syfy Channel Original Movie game"

Hi my name is Crysis, I was this PC game that you had to spend like a bagillion Chuck E Cheese tokens, to get enough tickets to buy a PC to run it. But then the gods of Showbiz Pizza decided to give the middle man a break a...   read

11:45 AM on 03.17.2011

Review : Homefront the Awesome Review yeah.

So I just got done with my adventure with Homefront not to be confused with Homeward Bound: The incredible Journey, which I thought this was what this game was based off of, but there were no dogs or cats trying to find their...   read

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