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6:05 PM on 08.26.2013

Pax Avatar: Adopt Me Please n shit rad.

UPDATE: Here is a VIDEO PLEAING to ADOPT ME, I hope you guys enjoy it. Hi, I'm Johnny Luchador, Destructoids resident Luchador and's son of Jon Carnage and Rick Fuller. I'm not going to PAX. Why am I not going to P...   read

3:02 PM on 07.30.2013

TO San Francisco...with Johnny Luchador. A Picture Journey

I went to San Fransisco the other day. You may be asking, "why did you go to such a place?" Honestly, I have no clue, I just wanted to run around like an idiot, and I accomplished this. For a full catalog of the adventure you...   read

9:45 PM on 05.23.2013

Lucha's Thoughts: Xbox One/Ps4

Greetings shitbirds, So all I've heard this week is, XBOX One, Xbox One, no Games, yadda yadda, It looks like a VCR, omg, I don't like TV, PS4 is better, PS4 gets my money, bitch bitch bitch. So Papa Lucha decided to educate ...   read

10:35 PM on 05.02.2013

Contest: Internets Next Top Streamer, Boglin King Edition

Hi, I'm Johnny Luchador, Host of the Super Fantastic Video Game Rad Show: Get THere! I've been a caster on for like god, since the beginning. I was forged from the Mysterious Jon Carnages' gooch. Never the less, I've...   read

3:56 PM on 04.01.2013

Merican Dream

Dtoid makin dat wheel barrels of money son. Twerk on wit y0 crazy selves.   read

2:04 PM on 04.01.2013

Review: GTA V

I got my hands on a copy of GTA V from my friend of a friend of a friends dad who works at Rockstar. So as your favorite Luchador, I decided to review it for you guys. This game follows the mishaps and adventures of three b...   read

10:06 PM on 03.13.2013

Review: Arma III from the Heart of a Luchador

To start, this is all Spencer Hayes' Fault. He was all like," y0 lucha,when you gonna do another review?" and I was like, "shit son, I've been busy twerkin dem mean streets of East Compton KY, but shit since you're so badly...   read

7:02 PM on 06.29.2012

Dtoid Live on WWE Smackdown Son. Ooo Wee

Hey Peeps, Johnny Luchador of here. So I had the opportunity to head to WWE Smackdown in Evansville on Syfy. To live up to the previous invasion by community member Suff0cat back in 2008, I made it a goal that at on...   read

9:41 AM on 01.06.2012

review: Katawa Shoujo..its not Gojo and my hands are still dirty

So you may be wondering, just where the hell has Johnny Luchador been? Where have the posts vanished off to? Well I've been busy being a Grown Ass Man, busy Streaming on the Destructoid Twitch channel, and well, wrestling sma...   read

10:23 PM on 08.29.2011


35,397,784 views that is all.   read

5:25 PM on 05.16.2011

Don't Steal My Ideas..okay you can but just give me a few dollars

As creative as an imagination as I've had for years, I always tend to say, I'm so gonna do this, but then I get side tracked and end up not doing something and then some jackass goes and does what I said I was gonna do before...   read

10:38 AM on 05.04.2011

The Anatomy of A Jar of Pickles: Written by Johnny Best Selling Author x 4

A little different than a normal Johnny Luchador Lunch Time Review Special for $4.99, but since its been a dry week for "stellar" games to review, we're gonna change things up a little bit. Today I review those who Judge a Ga...   read

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