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12:06 PM on 04.29.2008

Happy Birthday,Graduation and Departure from D-Toid

Ok before I get to the meat of this blog.. I need to know the name of this song, Ron had posted it on his blog and I can't find it for shit...

The movie is pineapple express which was a preview for Harold & Kumar 2 ( which I thought was super lame) The song appears around 1:30 if any one knows it hit me up with the name and title..


Now for the super lame part of the blog.:I am leaving D-toid for that journey down the aisle towards my college diploma. YAY!!!

Since using college was the only way for me to blog and talk bout games, but anyway

I just wanted to say thanks guys/gals for making my experience here on D-toid really a fucking blast...

I'm not big on writing a Wall o Text blog about how awesome D-toid is, so I just wanted to say Peace out Robots...

Also, cocks   read

7:10 AM on 04.24.2008

Hey is this true?

Ok around 8 P.M yesterday I ran across the rumor that some key people left Retro studios. I read it on Sufer girl blog so i really didn't believe it that much.. PLus the wording on the blog was worded really weird...

I was hoping someone else might have found something on it before I would post it.. If this is true this sucks...

Today I typed in the rumor and IGN and Kotaku had something posted... But I tend to go with my own people...

Any way I was curious how true this is?


7:25 AM on 04.23.2008

Geometry wars +Forsaken+Extreme G= Hot shit!!!

It seems High Voltage is taking a real shine to the Wii and I fucking like it... I might have
never known they made Billy and Mandy adventures, but they seem to be pulling a THQ and
aiming for the "Hardcore" in a major way.

I have this feeling when Wii ware comes out it is going to be 1000x better then actually
Nintendo third party games.

This game that is coming out for the Wii is called Gyrostarr.. The video really doesn't explain
what the goal of the game is, but the music alone makes me want to break out glow stick, X
pills and some Unicorn love humping...


Any way what do you guys think of the game...   read

9:30 AM on 04.18.2008

A real FPS for the Wii?

High Voltage is making a real First Person shooter for the Wii that is going to be entirely
new. I think this might be a start of something really good and probably much needed. This
game looks to be putting some work for graphics whores. According to the article the
controls are supposed to mimc that of Metroid prime 3 and MOH2.

This game gives me a little bit more faith that devs know the hardcore crowd is wanting
more then Nintendo products. Even though i am not a fan of shooters this one might be

Copy and Olive Garden below:

It's called The Conduit and it takes place during present day. Washington D.C. finds itself
the epicenter of an extraterrestrial attack and it's up to gamers, as the secret service's
Agent Ford, to discover the truth hidden behind the invasion. To do that, he'll need a variety
of guns and the skills to use them. High Voltage calls The Conduit a straightforward first-
person shooter in the style of Halo, Medal of Honor Heroes 2 or Resistance: Fall of Man
basically, fast, run-and-gun battles and stylized weapons. The Conduit also features
advanced enemy artificial intelligence enabling "human-like behavior" and a special device
called the All Seeing Eye (or ASE), which, according to the studio, allows players to "reveal
concealed objects and enemies, providing a deeper level of puzzle-solving."   read

10:16 AM on 04.10.2008

Its ALIVE!!! bout time

Thank god, this game might see some damn daylight. I hope this is the game Reggie was talking about during the Gametrailer interview that hardcare gamers are wanting.
Anyone want to take bets if Disaster is going to be a hit or miss.

source:   read

8:09 AM on 04.03.2008

Gaming guilty pleasure: Fighting Games

I love me some fighitn games there is something about being able to straight dominate on a fighting game. Games like Street Fighter 1& 2, Killer Instinct 1&2, Mortal Kombat 1-3 and Eternal Champions I would fucking own your soul. Probably not so much now, but I still have a strong love for those games. That's why I am excited as a nun doing her first gangbang about the new street fighter comming out..

The games listed only scratch the surface of one game I truly loved..

I loved this game growing up every one I knew hated this game, but I thought it was fucking great.. what fighting game do you know would let you just press up three times to do a finishing move. I find pressing up three times a whole lot better then the endless cardinal directions that Fatal Fury used for fireballs.

I really don't have much to say about this game. For some reason i really want it to become a download. I want to get all my old friends back together and yell "stop puching me in my Ballz, Asshole" Ahh I miss being twelve again...

Check it out below....

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10:36 AM on 03.23.2008

Tha Forumz Hates me..

For now at least.. I am trying to send PM's to people to let them know that I added them to brawl.

It keeps telling me that I can't post message back to back at this time. I've waited a while and still get the same message..

So here are the people I am trying to get a hold of..

The Incredible Edible Egg
BLindside Dork
Brandon Undead
Eletro lemon

I don't know how else to get a hold of these people.. because the forum won't let me post...
If you wanted added just leave a comment here..

Also, fuck friend codes   read

11:55 PM on 03.19.2008

I haz mah Wii Back!!!

Finally.. I got my fucking WII back after after going fucking insane without shit to do on Spring break..

I can only put so much money on strippers to feed their kids ..

Any who I put my brawl number in the forums and here in my blog...

Side note:

This is for the people who said I was Bullshit about destructoid being on Tv in my last Blog..   read

7:39 PM on 03.17.2008

Destructoid- A Multiple choice question on NBC Game show

Hey as you may or may not know I work for NBC affilatte in Indiana. Any who I am watching my Dad is better then your Dad checking to make sure Commerical that are paid for run on air..

As the Dads line up for a multiple choice questions to gain extra points. One of the questions was voltron is part of this Cartoon show.

A. Auqa teen hunger Force

B. Voltron

C. I forget what this one was


I nearly shit my pants!!!!

Neiro You have now began to take over TELEVISION!!!!

Any one on central, West or Mountain time check it out... if you want to see it

OK i got to get back to work!!!!   read

1:36 PM on 03.09.2008

Ron" The Prophet" Workmen is Right!!!

I too have suffered the fate of the New Character disc error!!!! Just like it is written in Workmen scroll all those things happen to me. Now i have to wait about a week before I get my wii back.. Yea I got a lauch wii also...

But the shit that pisses me off the most is all my other shit works!!! angry face!!!

Ron Workmen = The mother fucking Truth!!!   read

10:39 AM on 02.29.2008

Look at my Matlockery please!!

I was racking my brain trying to figure out this pay and play that Nintendo is doing..

I remember reading about the Maple Story here on destructoid...

How popular is this game I never heard of it ..

Any way I know MMO's are popular among people who don't play games..I think it's another
attempt by Nintendo to grab more casuals... In my opinion casuals don't know about the fuck
ups Nintendo is doing with its online, but we do...

I think the non hardcore Wow player might just think that Nintendo is catering to them. They
might just see the brand name of Nintendo and the MMO game they're promoting.

Any thoughts on Nintendo trying to enter the MMO market?   read

7:18 AM on 02.15.2008

THQ Cereal Bizness about Deadly Creatures with VID

I would have laughed at you if you told me THQ was about making a serious game with a plot.

When viewing the comments some people had the same ideas.. "THQ don't make cereal
games bitch!" "THQ Iz fo da Kidz"

Well now there is a vid and from the looks of it... THQ is aiming for the grown folks, This
spider action looks to be real with action based survive horror type of feel to it... Peep the vid
and tell me what you think...

I think THQ might have a winner on its hand

[embed]70403:8040[/embed]   read

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