Final Fantasy X-2 a game that has probably pissed me off for the longest period of time out of everything else I have played. So I thought I just rip it a new one as a form of therapy.So first off let me just tell you that this game is the sequal to Final Fantasy X a game that I have seen mixed reaction to. Now the question is did it need a sequeal? No but it did and I hate Square for it.

To start this let us meet our main sluts I mean heroines... no fuck it they are just a bunch of sluts.



First Yuna who was tranformed from the nice White Mage to a somehow more suggestive looking version of Lara Croft. Seriously how did that work?



Next Riku the most inapropriatly dressed Thief ever. Honestly who thought that a bikini top, thong, and short-shorts was a good idea? By the way pervos she's 15. Yes it seems Square has an evil plan to turn every part of the male population into pedophiles.



Finally is the S&M Warrior of the group Paine. She is the only party member that wasn't in the first game. Also she is boring so I can't say much else.

Now on to the story. It seems like a year after Final Fantasy X Riku asks Yuna to join her Charlies Angles ripoff the Gullwings and it seems Tidus might be alive. That is really it for a long time. Sure there are these sphere things that play videos and give you job classes. Plus some really stupid antagonists that I won't even mention.

Then finally you something of note happens. What happens is two religions Yevan and New Yevan and how do our heros prevent it? By having Yuna sing a piece of shit pop song. No really a freaking holy war is stopped by a shitty pop song. Seriously go find the writers of this game and kill them slowly.

Yet finally you learn of the villian of this game I guess.



Why hello Tidus when did you turn evil? Really it is actually supposed to be someone else even though he looks like, fights like, and has the same voice actor as Tidus.

So what is his evil plan to take over the world? Using an evil fucking piano. Yes an evil doomsday causing piano. Honestly Square no giant mech of doom? How bout a super evil demon summon? Mabye just a meteor again? No you idiots give us a godamn evil fucking piano.

So you defeat him, he goes to Other World I guess, and then there is a secret ending where Tidus comes back for now reason at all.

Okay now that I've gone over the story what about the gameplay. Well the combat and job system is very much like many past games. I feel it was a step back from the last game. Mainly in how this game has such a more bland leveling system in comparison. Then there are the god awful minigames. Seriously there is a coin minigame, a dancing minigame, and a minigame where you give another women a massage. These might actually be worse than Blitzball.

So to finish Final Fantasy is a sexist, annoying, boring, and waste of time for any RPG fan. The only reason anyone would play this game is if they were unaware like me or are too stupid to realize that there is something called porn on the internet that can be found for free.

1/10