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As one of the oldest members of Dtoid, (I'm already over the big 4-0) I've been gaming since the Atari 2600 was a brand new item, and thousands of my teenage hours were dedicated to gaming on the Commodore 64 and messing around with the new 300-baud modems. (That's .00003 of a megabit per second, for those of you who only know broadband.)

I'm proud to say that I'm a member of the first-generation of gamers, and I still use my PC and each of the three current-gen consoles regularly -- and not for "casual" games. Bring on the hard-core FPS and 3PS! I want to shoot something!

So, I give a big PHUCK YOU!!! to anyone who thinks that video games are for kids! As far as I'm concerned, they haven't been for kids for over 20 years.

GAME ON!
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Grow up, fanboys!
John B | 10:04 AM on 11.14.2008 24 comments


Adam Sessler says it all.



Sadly, this kind of rampant fanboyism is in full bloom on Dtoid. Whether it's the narrow-minded hatred of the Wii or the mindless masturbatory ramblings of how awesome {enter console here} is, the stupidity and arrogance of the console fanboys, whether for or against a particular console, are palpable.

Enough. Grow up. Or to put it in terms that everyone should understand: STFUAJPG.



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CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2008 10:26
CelicaCrazed
So...become a fanman??

Haha but yeah seriously, it's got to die.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2008 10:29
Char Aznable
Adam Sessler eats babies.
John B's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2008 10:30
John B
There is no such thing as a fanman or fanwoman because that would imply that someone has grown up. Growing up is incompatible with acting like a gaming box is somehow the second coming of Christ and those who don't believe are heathens.
Pyroph's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2008 10:37
Pyroph
Wii baby games have nothing to do with being a fanboy.
John B's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2008 10:48
John B
Baby games?

- No More Heroes (and upcoming sequel)
- Okami
- Tiger Woods
- Zack and Wiki
- Rock Band (and sequel with DLC)
- Guitar Hero (and sequel with DLC)
- Manhunt
- Fatal Frame (upcoming)

.. just to name a few.

Yeah, those are all meant for kids and dissing any console with terms like "baby games" has nothing to do with fanboyism. Ri-i-i-i-i-ight.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2008 10:54
garison
I saw this a few days ago when the podcast came out.

I don't necessarily agree with the fact that there are tonnes of fanboys on Dtoid rambling non stop about their love for a specific console. To me, most of the people on toid seem really mature about their love for video games, and like and dislike different things about the big three.

Except for John B. :P
Primo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2008 10:57
Primo
Madworld is a baby game :P
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2008 11:03
blehman
John B wii fanboy CONFIRMED.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2008 11:10
Char Aznable
Being a fan man is apparently a pretty lonely existence:



Also, this
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2008 11:18
Y0j1mb0
People actually listen to that drunk Sessler?
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2008 11:29
Gameboi
But..but..but... I <3 my PS3!
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2008 11:30
Tubatic
@J1mb0

Look, he drinks . . .
John B's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2008 12:05
John B
How can I be a Wii fanboy when I'm been playing my PS3 more than my Wii and my PC even more than my PS3? I just get sick and tired of seeing it get bashed for no valid reason other than PS3/XB360 fanboyism.

Comfirmation FAIL.
John B's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2008 12:08
John B
@Gameboi:

So do I, but that doesn't make it better or worse than other consoles, which is what Sessler was on about. I simply makes it our preference.

It's the whole VHS/Beta, Commodore/Atari/PC, Blu-ray/HDDVD, "less filling/tastes great" stupidity all over again - only with more childishness. And it gets old quickly.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2008 12:14
blehman
John B takes things on the internet too serious CONFIRMED.
Pyroph's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2008 12:45
Pyroph
I never said all Wii games are like that. It's just the direction that Nintendo has been going, and people are concerned about it.
BulletTrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2008 13:08
BulletTrain
Hah people are gonna spout off their opinions about everything, no matter how much you don't want them to.

I don't even believe in "fanboys". Fanboy-ism is just another manifestation of douche-baggery. Its just people being a douche in a very specific way.

And no matter how much you decry them or call for change, a douche will always be a douche; So its not even worth bothering about. If it upsets or offends you, just don't read that website anymore. Simple.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2008 13:09
blehman
Ok, first off, where you got "narrow minded hatred of the Wii" off that video, god only knows. Apparently this was written with the intention of starting some flames, which, since I'm bored, I'll happily throw some kindling.

Most people here who dispise the Wii do so with good reason. You listed what, eight games? That's literally the extent of games I want to play on it. Not those games specifically, but you get the point. This far into it's life cycle that is a ridiculously low number. Hell, the only reason I've played my Wii lately is the (glorious) re-emergence of point and click adventure games.

Also, the only time I ever see this "hatred" of the wii, it's usually on posts concerning some new peripheral that, while maybe an uneducated gamer will get it and have fun, someone like me will scoff at. Twenty dollars for a golf club attachment? Nintendo has earned itself the right to be ridiculed and shamed IMHO. Why should they care though? Their machines print money!

This rampant fanboyism really only ruins things if you let it. I learned long ago to judge based on my own opinions and realities and not to feed the trolls. Chances are you won't be able to sway someone with your indepth choice of games and reasons if they're just thinking of a response while you're talking.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2008 14:54
MaxVest
Adam Sessler can't understand why people who are serious about games want to "win" what they perceive to be another aspect of competition? Poor guy.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2008 18:23
EternalDeathSlayer
I'm with Blehman here. When did hating on the Wii become the topic of discussion here? It honestly does sound like we've got ourselves a Wii fanboy, although I'm choosing to believe you have better intentions than that. As for us all hating on the Wii because we're 360/PS3 fanboys, that's simply not the case. I bought a Wii day one and was excited as hell for what was supposed to revolutionize gaming. The problem is, that never happened. Now I've got a GameCube on steroids that sits and collects dust under my TV.

While it does have many good games and a few gems like Mario Galaxy, the console has simply not lived up to it's potential. And Nintendo isn't helping matters, as this is the first Christmas in my entire life I have no Nintendo games I want.

That's just sad....
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2008 18:51
pedrovay2003
@John B

There are no plans to bring Fatal Frame here as of yet, actually. Unfortunate.
bustaballs's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 10:35
bustaballs
I don't mean to comment in an old blog but I have to reply to this just to get it out of my system.

"You listed what, eight games? That's literally the extent of games I want to play on it."

This person obviously has no clue about the Wii library nor does he care to. He is just hating to be hating or he is an extremely picky gamer which throws him out of the league of being hardcore.
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