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Johan Djeen
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Invest in Zombie Estate 2

It's a tough time to find good investment opportunities, and that applies to the video game market as well. For every Bioshock Infinite there are ten steamy loads of Colonial Marines. Worry not, I have an solid investment o...

 


An Unnoticed Uprising

The XBLIG marketplace is easily ignored. There are a lot of games so bad that they can make you feel like you wasted a dollar, and unless you are looking for Minecraft clones it can be hard to sort out the worthwhile games (t...

 


About Johan Djeenone of us since 3:47 PM on 05.07.2012

I have a masters in cichlid psychology
platinum sapphire frame gold plated degree
with a bachelors in comparative pornography

My extra-ordaniary abilities include (but are not limited to):
more heads than a neurologist
more arms than terrorists
more thumbs than a Gonzo fist
more anuses than the House of Representatives

I excel most in the art of failure my charms are a drunken sailor and the odor about the same
I'm professionally mediocre a low income power broker and I'm all outa spare change

I huff lapis-lazuli from paper bags it centers my chakra and keeps the flies at bay
 

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