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I have a masters in cichlid psychology
platinum sapphire frame gold plated degree
with a bachelors in comparative pornography

My extra-ordaniary abilities include (but are not limited to):
more heads than a neurologist
more arms than terrorists
more thumbs than a Gonzo fist
more anuses than the House of Representatives

I excel most in the art of failure my charms are a drunken sailor and the odor about the same
I'm professionally mediocre a low income power broker and I'm all outa spare change

I huff lapis-lazuli from paper bags it centers my chakra and keeps the flies at bay
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Johan Djeen
3:35 PM on 04.17.2013
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