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1:45 PM on 04.05.2008

MUST READ: Destructoid Reaches Out to the Deaf Community

We don't discriminate here at Destructoid... ever. That is why I've decided to reach out to the deaf community with this video.   read

8:20 PM on 04.03.2008

I'm the #3 Rick Roll on the Internets

Ron Workman informed me today that I'm the #3 Rick Roll on the innertrons. See for yourself I Rick Rolled Cliffy B with that video. In case you didn't know, I like to Rick Roll (I'm assuming it's no surprise at this point...   read

2:43 PM on 02.28.2008

Throat Singtoid

When I heard that Charlie Suh was an accomplished throat singer, I became awfully excited because I, too, dabble in some throat singing myself. Please listen to one of my more recent songs and let me know if I have a future in this or not.   read

9:27 AM on 12.25.2007

Destructoid Exclusive: Phoenix Wright Promotes Sex With Children!

Nintendo DS and Capcom teamed up to promote pedophilia when Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations was released. This discovery was made by Joe Burling on Christmas morning. While trouncing through the trial of Luke Atmey, ...   read

8:34 AM on 12.08.2007



10:10 PM on 12.03.2007

Ron Workman gets 38.7 out of 10?

OK, so I am browsing and I see Ron's Kain and Lynch review as one of the featured vids. Now, we all (most of us) knew that Ron's vid was a featured vid and linked on the front page, but what took me by surpri...   read

1:52 AM on 11.22.2007

Temple of the Ocean King sucks balls

I'm really loving Zelda Phantom Hourglass... all except for the Temple of the Ocean King. OK, first let me rewind a bit. I hate time limits in games. It's not that I suck at games with time limits, I just don't enjoy them....   read

2:05 PM on 11.14.2007

Assassin's Creed 360 vs PS3: blogger sets it straight

What is going on with Assassin's Creed? Is it gimped on the PS3 version or the 360 version? Is the game worth caring about anyways? We've all seen what's been going on with IGN's review of the game. First, they say that t...   read

12:48 PM on 11.13.2007

Bestest Greeting Card(s) Eva! Must See!

Here at Destructoid, we get A LOT of emails. BlindsideDork, GoldenDonut, and the rest of the staff can confirm this speculative statement. The emails consist mostly of tips, but we also get our fair share of spam, naked pics ...   read

1:40 PM on 11.10.2007

I <3 K-Mart; aka. Mass Effect is MINE!

I signed into Xbox Live this morning to find two of my friends (PonyBones and ETron) playing Mass Effect. Etron, a staff member over at, told me that K-Mart broke street date. PonyBones told me the same. I was out...   read

2:57 PM on 11.02.2007

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Muhammad Al-'Arifi, Saudi marriage expert, isn't into video games but he does believe in violence. During a Saudi and Kuwaiti television broadcast in September, he teaches young men how to beat their wives. Some of his sugg...   read

12:25 PM on 10.29.2007

Better sexual performance thanks to the PS3

Destructoid readers may have the biggest cocks on the internet but all of us struggle with the ladies from time to time. For those of you who aren't performing as well as Gameboi or any other top-notch porn star, trying givi...   read

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