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Not you again, I thought me and "good Sterling" killed last year!
And thanks, that cunning puzzel of yours will be bugging me for days.
I just came from Youporn. I needed a brake from school work.
Wait....you're not the real Sterling!
IMPOSTER! You dirty son of a bitch, you!
Also, pun intended with the whole "came" thing.
My penis in your mouth isn't relevant to the subject, either!
...I'm so tired.
Atlas, you son of a bitch! NO!
I can't take the plot twist!
Meh. I'm over it.
...Soo....I think we're the only ones online right now.
Gay sex?
Yeah, yeah. We found you. Blah, blah!
About the sex. Meeeeeh, meeeeeeeeeh?
watches the gay secks
Spots wardrox in the dark corner.
Covers himself and squeals
Throws high heel
Pft. Who's going to care! We have the website all to ourselves. Fuck those other cunts!
eats chips
So what are you guys doing right now?
...This is going to be so gay and wrong. It'll probably be deleted, but here I go...
*sigh*
Jim Sterling's sexiness makes Alex prematurely ejaculate all over Ji-
Ah, I can't do it!
Hey guys! What's u...oh..err.uhmmm...I think I'll just go to sleep now...
*sigh*
I just can't, Atlas.
What else can we do? Destructoid is ours for the night, man! No one is here. We have to do something before everyone gets back.
...I can't think of anything!
FUCK!
This is such a waste, dude!
Dude, quit talking nonsense!
I don't think you understand how epic this shit is. We, for the time being, own Destructoid. The halls are empty...
Hey, man.
Knock knock...
Maine.
Maine I come in now please?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
Pauses for laughter
Eeeh, eeeeh?
Maune I come in now please?
heh
Dude...you there?
Oh, jesus.
You took forever to laugh.
But seriously. Now that we're alone, we can talk about who we hate.
So spill the frijoles! Who is the biggest douche on the site? Like, brutally honest. No one will know, so it's fine, man.
Hahahahaha! That was epic, meng.
According to Hamza he was banned because of massive spamming.
The real question is; he has a website?
Link me!
I'm scared my love of Chad Concelmo will turn sexual. Which is going to really suck for my girlfriend. You know? I mean, it's hard not loving Chad. He's like a basket of puppies and kittens.
Remember Hexfix? That dude hated the shit out of me for my blog that had all his most retarded quotes. He began trolling my blogs. It was quiet entertaining. I heard he's still around under a different name. That true?
I am so jealous right now.
But, yeah. That's Wiisuck's site? Holly shit that's an improvement! I'm having a blast watching this.
Me? I don't remember much. I guess I watched this Gametrailers Bonus Round episode last Summer, I think. Ron's words drew me in. He said something like, "we're like your drunk uncle that would tell stories to you." That alone made me check out Destructoid. I loved the community and joined up. I lurked for a while, and then started getting more involved later on.
***wonders why he isn't drunk, also lurks***
This is like when your parents come in and shut down the lights and tell you to go to sleep at some sleep over and you start having deep conversations in the dark with your friends...
Run on sentence ftw...
Knives, have you been hiding all this time and listening in on us?
It's not my fault you talk so loud!
Also, I hate sleeping.
Dude, you can only stay if you promise not to tell anyone about this. Pinky swear.
Holds out pinky
Alright, pinky swear.
shows other hand to prove he's not crossing his fingers
Alright. You're in, Knives.
SOMEONE THINK OF SOMETHING TO DO!
You can't sleep yet!!
***throws marshmallows***
Yeah. Me too. I'm tired and I wont be able to finish what I was doing. Might as well knock out.
Night, Jim Atlas Sterling. Night Knives. Sorry you weren't brave enough to expose yourself earlier.
Leaves Destructoid (3:25 AM Pacific)
I was watching Xavier Renegade Angel on my PC, saw the complete 1st season and my mind is still blown X_X... and now I'm all alone... ='(
Holey crapsticle! I leave you two along for a few hours and just look what happens!
@Wardrox
Lol, I knew you were still awake =P. Also, "crapsticle"?
@Christiangamer
No clue... and I was around.
Great! Now I feel like the guy who comes round to a house the morning after a party. When everyone's all drudgy and the place is a mess, but you know you missed out ona great time. You know, that guy.
@DanGale
Wait, you're that guy? I hate him! We all gave him money to buy us breakfast and he never came back, bastard!
I wish this had never happened.
I wish so fucking hard.
Christ, the most fascinating read ever on destructoid! I felt like a genuine peeping tom!
@Knives
Sorry Knives, I really needed the cash.
Oh...Hey guys....
Ah, man. This blog was hidden...
Wait...That how come on I can see it?
Bug in the matrix?