I enjoy life. I eat Nutella with a spoon. I can't stand apostrophes being used for pluralization. I stay orange. I have beaten over 140 video games. I can live out of my car. I eat approximately 1 meal a day, being largely sustained by Centrum vitamins. I like cats. I have at least fifty hawaiian shirts. I want the first dance with my wife to be a tango. I prefer buying CDs so that I have the album art. I love Marmite.