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Tay Zonday: Pussy and Jackass
Jim Sterling | 7:53 PM on 08.02.2007 75 comments


Some Matlock or whatever made some faux-death threat (which was based on an in-joke and not a real threat) to Tay Zonday and the man bitched and whined about it on his Myspace: Click here for the whiney whine fest. Honestly, that is the most pathetic, pussified shit I've seen all day. And really, FUCK his attitude toward kids getting abused by sexual predators. He thinks that some stupid internet death threat is worth police time MORE than online pedophilia? That's a disgusting and selfish attitude if ever there was one. So he's been threatened on the Internet. Big deal. I've been threatened on the Internet. Many of us have been threatened. It's the fucking Internet, shit happens when anonymous douchebags aren't speaking directly to your face. Grow up, man up and fucking SHUT up. Kids though? Pedophiles don't make threats to kids, they make promises. The amount of pedophiles arrested trying to make good on those promises is proof positive. THAT is why cops care more about that than some anonymous dude making comedy death threats. But oh no, in Tay Zonday's little world, these are TERRORISTS out to TERRORIST HIM IN THE LIFE! OH NOEZ! Zonday is a pussy. And his Internet is cereal business.



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Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 20:06
Aerox
Ahahah, I like how you call him out on it and he gets even more pissy.
Bioautographical's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 20:08
Bioautographical
I've decided "chocolate rain" is actually poo, and that the song is about Tay Zonday's scat fetish.

What a limp-wrist.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 20:08
Jim Sterling
I can't believe I'm now on his Myspace, having an argument with a meme. I'm living Nex's dream!
lem's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 20:10
lem
Heheh, Scat fetish
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 20:16
Riser Glen
Yeah, Jim. "You have learned better."

Mind if I get in on this? I promise to post lots o' pictures!
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 20:16
BlindsideDork
His ego is too big for his own good...
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 20:16
Jim Sterling
Please, it's a free-for-all. Dig in and have fun! :D
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 20:17
bleep
Wait a second, Tay Zonday isn't a twelve year old blond girl???? Doesn't he realize that the moment he starts bleeting like a dairy cow being branded all his Internet fame will evaporate like chocolate rain in the hot sun?
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 20:20
Jim Sterling
He doesn't even seem to grasp that his fame is ironic. We like him because he sounds funny, not because he's the next Beatles.

He's a meme. Not a superstar. He has no sense of reality.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 20:24
Niero
Chowklit Reign!!!

Actually I'm jealous he actually responded to you. I was trying to get him to participate in our theme song contest
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 20:25
bleep
I think its funny that he started getting "DEEP" about how he doesn't have your knowledge, and that you need to teach him. Thats totally manipulative in an argument about his reasoning concerning investigating threats...because lets face it, its HIS knowledge that we are talking about here not yours.....what a Pizzone.
Roflcopter Pilot's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 20:25
Roflcopter Pilot
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bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 20:26
bleep
Well Niero you obviously didn't insult him enough to get his attention.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 20:26
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Vanilla snow. Strawberry hail. Etc.
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 20:28
Riser Glen
Goddammit. He has to approve them. Anyway, here's what I wrote:

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"rumors on the internets say that tay is holding out on fresh prince lulz until his fame starts to die off or he dies because anon blows up his van."

Allow me to introduce you to something called an "inside joke." You see, Fox News ran a piece on "Internet Terrorists" in which they showed a van blowing up. Seeing how it was a complete non-sequitur, as it had no real baring on the story itself, it became a joke, much like your song "Chocolate Rain."

I would also like to introduce you to his concept called "the Internet." I have spent 2 hours on it today and my life has been threatened approx. 4 times. So don't think you are some sort of special case just because a million views and thousands of Opie and Anthony listeners laugh at your YouTube videos.



Go back to the creek, BAWson.
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 20:32
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
HOLY SHIT DEATH THREATS ON MY INTERNET?

SERIOUS BUSINESS
Rogue Trooper's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 20:33
Rogue Trooper
@Roflcopter Pilot

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bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 20:34
bleep
Wait a second Vanilla Snow like this
Rogue Trooper's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 20:35
Rogue Trooper
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Shot at 2007-08-02[/img]
Rogue Trooper's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 20:36
Rogue Trooper
Ah man, I fail too.
Roflcopter Pilot's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 20:42
Roflcopter Pilot
Lets try this again...

Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 20:43
Riser Glen
This deep-voiced-man-child has gotten to big for his britches.
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 20:43
Riser Glen
too*
HappyMachete's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 20:46
HappyMachete
Tay Zonday is a 25 year old black man? I thought he was mexican.
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 20:51
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
@Distrato

Shoryuken my ass. That cat's doing a slam dunk.
GrayFox's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 20:53
GrayFox
The guy banned me from commenting on his youtube videos just because I said he sucked. Apparently he doesn't believe in free speech. CHAWKLIT REINNNNN, CLEANS THE SEWERS OUT BENEATH MUMBAI, CHAWKLIT REINNNN, A BABY BORN WILL DIE BEFORE THE SIN
Kotua's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 20:56
Kotua
wow. I might actually start knowing who the fuck Jim Sterling is.

Tay probably saw the alarming news on Faux news, and since he had no dog or curtains, feared his van would not be safe from teh hackers on steroids AKA Anon.

Internets r srs business for the Choklit Reign
HappyMachete's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 20:57
HappyMachete
Tay Zonday is a 25 year old black man? I thought he was mexican.
Rogue Trooper's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 21:02
Rogue Trooper
@Jim:

Let's see. You got into a debate in the "Rockstar suggests you buy a 360 for the full GTAIV experience" post. You got into a another debate in the "Resident Evil 5 is SO RACIST" post. And now you're debating on Tay Zonday's Myspace. You're a animal Jim, most likey a Bulldog.
Jake Clarke's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 21:03
Jake Clarke
Its a certified flame war, dispatch the ninjas!
William Haley's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 21:04
William Haley
Threats Of Death. Threats Of Terrorism. No government action.

So, if someone threatens to harm the Presedient on the internet, a whole team of Secret Service investigators tracks them down, executes warrants on their home(s) and vehicle(s), interviews their relatives, and conducts a full investigation. They are aggressively prosecuted by the full power vested in federal law. Nobody threatens to harm the President without a thorough response by my government.

This annoys me. Because if someone threatens to kill me or blow up my car on the internet, my government does not care.

There is no team of Federal agents who will go after an account like twEEker1 on Youtube, who remarked about me:

"rumors on the internets say that tay is holding out on fresh prince lulz until his fame starts to die off or he dies because anon blows up his van."

Imagine if "twEEker1" had said that about the President! "Rumor has it that the president is holding out on performing that song until . . ." But Tay Zonday is not the President. His government doesn't dispense the same smackdown team on his behalf.

Even Youtube does not care. Youtube facilitates terrorist threats on a nonstop basis and it does not have a proactive investigative team. It does not have a proactive process of publishing additional information about these accounts to federal authorities. It does not have a proactive process of protecting more prominent users who are more susceptible to death and terrorist threats.

If I was a twelve-year-old blonde girl and twEEker1 had sent me an obscene e-mail, I could get police looking for him ten times faster than being a 25-year-old black man whom twEEker1 threatens with death and terrorism. Cause we all know that sexual predators e-mailing our kids are more dangerous than terrorist predators threatening to kills us and blow us up.

What really bugs me is that MySpace and Youtube are more worried about stopping child sex offenders than they are about stopping extortion and terrorism. Evidently, if you are over the age of eighteen, you are old enough to deal with terrorists trying to extort you with death threats . . . as long as adult perverts don't text message you about their private parts when you are a child, a la Mark Foley.

[Note: This blog post in no way aims to threaten the President. But if Secret Service teams are reading this, I have many credible leads of death and terrorist threats to Tay Zonday that are hot for Federal investigation!]

If only I was a pretty blonde girl being sent obscene messages.

As it stands, there is no moral emergency in adults facing death and terrorist threats online.
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 21:06
Riser Glen
Zonday has homefield advantage, sadly. Only comments he chooses get through.

Proving that he is truly a pussy and a jackass.
GrayFox's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 21:07
GrayFox
"You have learned better" Gold.

Jim Sterling just beat the final boss of the internet: Tay Zonday.

Does that make Jim the new final boss of the internet?
William Haley's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 21:07
William Haley
That's so we can have a record of the pussy-assness.
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 21:09
Riser Glen
OH SHI-, it made it through!
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 21:09
Jim Sterling
Yeah, Tay is yet to allow my second comment in which I welcomed him to the Internet and explained what it's all about.

If he refuses to allow it, he further cements his pussydom.
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 21:11
Riser Glen
He let mine through, though. Which is weird, because I thought it was pretty scathing.

This man-child is naive as all hell.
Rogue Trooper's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 21:12
Rogue Trooper
Really Jim, if you were a animal, you would be a English Bulldog.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 21:12
blehman
Wait a minute....Tay Zonday is a real person? I thought that was a horrible photoshop come alive! "Runs to the hills" "Runs for my lifes"
LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 21:15
LostCrichton

"Tay Zonday! Come out to pla-ee-ay"
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 21:17
Riser Glen
" This specific blog entry you're trying to read is currently set to be viewable to the blog owner friends only.

Pussy/Jackass status confirmed.
Kotua's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 21:19
Kotua
There isn't a word that means both pussy/jackass?
I would have thought the internets would have come up with something already.
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 21:20
Riser Glen
@Kotua

I believe the term you are looking for is "Douchebag."
Jake Clarke's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 21:21
Jake Clarke
i think they should place warning when u log in to the internets something along the line of "if you dont have a sense of humour or do not understand the internet gtfo!"
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 21:23
blehman
@lost crichton

Nice pic
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 21:32
Tubatic
Jim Sterling . . . doesn't care . . . about black people.
GrayFox's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 22:01
GrayFox
hahaha he let mine on too. My name's spro on there.
10BobMarleys's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 22:05
10BobMarleys
You guys are Racists. Leave King Chawklit alone!.
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