I not long ago decided to download and play the Turok demo released on Xbox Live today, and I want a refund for those ten awful, awful minutes please. While BlindsideDork would have you believe the demo has something in it called "fun," I am here to tell you that he is either a liar or a man with no concept of fun. Also, I saw him kill a baby and he looked at me when he did it.

Rather than give a detailed walkthrough, I will just list off all the shitty points I can think of ...

* Getting knocked over by raptors every thirty seconds gets very old very quickly.

* So do the shitty QTE-attempts with the same fucking raptors.

* Look sensitivity is something I have never had to adjust in any FPS I've played, until now.

* The guns feel horrible. In a game like CoD, they feel good to use, effective and powerful. In Turok, there is no sense of impact. Guns sound, feel and look like shite.

* For a game that really needs to look breathtaking, Turok's graphics are fucking horrid. When you get out of the shitty looking cave and find a dinosaur-filled jungle, you are meant to get a sense of awe, not a sense of "this would look amazing if Infinity Ward did it."

* The dialog and acting is fucking terrible. After only eight seconds of listening to Slade's voice, I wanted to strangle him to death. Also, it's clear they just graduated from the Gears of War school of gruff macho man cliche's.

* STEALTH! It is shit.

* It's fucking Turok and I was an idiot to think it might be awesome.

To be fair, there were some good points as well, which were:

* The dilophosaurus is actually a dilophosaurus, not that Spielberg shit.

* I stopped playing, which filled me with a sense of relief.

So in closing, Turok is going to fucking suck, and people who cannot make good games should just fucking stop making them at all.