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So guess what was in my closet ...
Jim Sterling | 1:28 PM on 09.26.2009 80 comments




Seriously.

That was in the closet in our apartment. I've been here almost a year and I did not know there was a Dreamcast just lying around in a closet. This is both amazing and ludicrous. I think it belonged to my stepson, hence why I can see horrible dirty fingerprints on it, but it has been successfully commandeered and shall be lovingly restored. Now I just need to find an AV cable and some good games for it. Capcom vs. SNK was in the machine, but that's about it.

This is absolutely ridiculous.



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Anonymouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 13:48
Anonymouse
Woweee. If only there was a 360 in my closet.
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 13:50
Half left
Any excuse to show us the Webby NOMINATION...
wilbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 13:52
wilbo
kewl bro
Kohlstream's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 13:55
Kohlstream
Is that a microphone? what kind is it? Nice find, funny how you found it just after its 10th birthday too.
dwolfwood's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 13:57
dwolfwood
Record of Lodoss War was probably one of the lesser known gems for that machine. It's an rpg like Diablo and has a great story and is totally epic. The first Sonic for that was the shit too, and pretty much why the whole 3D Sonic craze started and ended up as the whore out series we know today. There weren't many great games for that machine imo unfortunately :/
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 14:01
Jonathan Holmes
And Capcom Vs SNK?!?! YOU LUCK FUCKHOLE!

I think I have some extra DC games lying around that I can send you. I found them in the trash. The local Gamestop actually tossed them a few years back.
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 14:11
Guagloves
What? Awesome. Capcom vs SNK is awesome by the way.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 14:12
blehman
I was gonna say a duct taped, asian midget, but that's alright too.
GrumpyTurtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 14:27
GrumpyTurtle
And to think I bought one like a fool. I should just be checking closets
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 14:27
Chris Carter
Haha Capcom vs. SNK was lying in mine as well some time ago: now its Powerstone 2.
Wintersocks's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 14:28
Wintersocks
You lucky bastard.

Damn those journalism fairies, giving dreamcasts to journalisms people.
MagicAQ's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 14:32
MagicAQ
Ok ... thats just too uncanny... i mean you could have had ANYTHING else... is it a sign?
pascuz46's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 14:47
pascuz46
Jim it uses the same AV cable as the ps2. ;) Atleast mine did, which I also found.
king kong five's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 14:55
king kong five
@Kohlstream
It's a Snowball Microphone. I used them for voiceovers in my film classes; they're fantastic.
HeavyD's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 15:19
HeavyD
A she wolf? oh, a Dreamcast.
theredpepperofdoom's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 15:21
theredpepperofdoom
Even more proof that Jim is King of Videogames.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 15:21
Jim Sterling
Kohlstream: What King Kong Five said. Niero had it ordered for me so I could produce video content. It's a very nice device indeed.
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 15:29
Xhumation
Did you really find that in your closet?

That's awesome.
coire's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 15:33
coire
Hey Jimmles, we have the same laptop! Awesome!
There's a PSOne in my closet. Hasn't been used since 2001.
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 15:33
Technophile
Strangly enough, my dreamcast is also in my closet. :D
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 15:35
Qraze
dam, that's awesome. how long you been in the states now? you in mississippi still? i'll be visiting bulexi next year.
Sven Wohl's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 15:51
Sven Wohl
Probably the best thing you can find in a closet.
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 15:56
Dan CiTi
Lucky, maybe CvS could be your intro to fighting games. You can go to strategy wiki to look up movesets and other crap about the game.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 16:16
ace of knaves
Whoa, awesome! Let me check my closet, hold on...



Son of a bitch.
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 16:26
GoldenGamerXero
Fuck man. I wish I could look through the house and pull out consoles. Some guys get all the luck =[

Also: The Dreamcast is gay! CONFIRMED!
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 16:37
BS3 Owner
Confirmed J. Holmes Dumpster Dives...

I should try this at my Gamestop(s)... :)
oberoi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 16:46
oberoi
I miss playing online on the Dreamcast... good times.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 16:50
Bob Muir
Best closet ever!
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 17:15
TheDreadHawk
It wasn't R. Kelly?

Or Tom Cruise?
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 17:29
RAB
CAPCOM VS SNK!!

when you learn how to burn dreamcast games post a cblog about it so you can teach me :3
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 17:31
Elsa
Awesome! ... and you even found the controller too!
Zoel's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 17:31
Zoel
Download and burn?
Blasto's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 17:35
Blasto
Damn, I assumed it was your sexuality, but then I saw the pic. I'm, like, so mature, you guys don't even know. Commas are badass.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 18:17
taumpytears
The dreamcast finally came out of the closet.
CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 18:43
CountingConflict
"So guess what I found in the closet..."

My somewhat latent homosexual tendencies?
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 19:18
Jesus H Christ
LOL @ Ace of Knaves.

Nice find Jim.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 19:28
Naim Master
Stepson? How old is he? Do you have a blood-related son?
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 20:24
wanderingpixel
Sonic Adventure. You know your going to get it Jim.
Samuel Dillinger's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 21:05
Samuel Dillinger
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!

I want one! When I was 16 I nearly cried on my birthday when I was given something other than the dreamcast

Fuck my life!
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 21:08
Monodi
what the fuck shit?
Joanna Mueller's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 21:14
Joanna Mueller
I wonder what else your wife is hiding?
Mike Moran's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 23:25
Mike Moran
Jim, what's ridiculous is you get 21 faps just for going, "Oh hey there's shit in my closet!" Your popularity knows no bounds.
Phoenix Gamma's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2009 23:59
Phoenix Gamma
And all this time I thought the only thing in the closet was you! ::rimshot::

Weird game to find in a Dreamcast, though.
greks224's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2009 01:50
greks224
Enjoy it! Maybe you should use Goozex for games.
Sentry's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2009 01:50
Sentry
Short of, you know, sweeping social changes and chicken nuggets falling from the sky, this is the best news I've ever heard. Congratulations.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2009 04:09
Takeshi
I want you to come out of the closet.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2009 05:41
TheToiletDuck
Your closet killed the dreamcast.

Next year you'll probably find a PSPGo in there.
lovemana23's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2009 06:19
lovemana23
Ridiculous but awesome. Now man up and play Ikaruga!
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2009 09:41
RonBurgandy2010
hahahahaha lucky bastard.
Matthew Blake's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2009 11:39
Matthew Blake
I wish my closet was magical like yours. All I find in mine are dirty underpants and rotting hookers. I mean, rotting sweatshirts. Yes.
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