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Samit is the movies!
Jim Sterling | 7:46 AM on 04.02.2009 47 comments


From the people who brought you Samitsu and Samit the Hedgehog, we now have a Hollywood blockbuster to rival the most dark and macabre horrors on Earth. I give you:



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Daxelman's Destructoid Blog
Got my tickets Pre-Ordered.
Diverse's Destructoid Blog
Box office BOMB.
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
F♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫CK!!
garison's Destructoid Blog
With a sammit and cheese sammich.

That's honestly all I have.
falinter's Destructoid Blog
I'd rather see the porn version.

The Samityville Whorer
the Golden Avatar's Destructoid Blog
Fuck. Shit.
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
I'll wait for the Blu ray to come out. :)
the Golden Avatar's Destructoid Blog
Sorry, was just checking if the profanity filter was still in affect. What was this blog about again? Oh, bad puns. Sweet.
Professor Pew's Destructoid Blog
IT'S ABOUT TIME!
Projectexodus's Destructoid Blog
I came...
ajaxender's Destructoid Blog
Oh fuck you jim, that was terrible. I hate it when terrible things make me laugh.
Ali D's Destructoid Blog
Is this the one in 3D?
gatorsax2010's Destructoid Blog
Well played, sir.
pendelton21's Destructoid Blog
I C WUT U DUN THUR.
nukka jdav's Destructoid Blog
So is he the one to hold the kids down in bed, or does he get held down? Who's the antagonist here, work with me.
blehman's Destructoid Blog
He'll scare you with sports stories ALL NIGHT!!!
PappaDukes's Destructoid Blog
BEST.MOVIE.EVER?
eternalplayer2345's Destructoid Blog
So poor and driven made by linde's comments samit is forced to take refuge in the only thing he can afford a demon house!
megatron0016's Destructoid Blog
i'll be at the midnight showing
elsteveo's Destructoid Blog
Does he play a convenience store clerk?
Evil Cheese's Destructoid Blog
@Garison:

I can make that happen.
Usedtabe's Destructoid Blog
@Elsteveo:

"Thank you, scream again".
CelicaCrazed's Destructoid Blog
I'll wait for aXXo to put up the torrent and not seed after the download is finished :P
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
Scariest movie ever?
CypherVR's Destructoid Blog
Uwe better not be directing this...
UglyDuck's Destructoid Blog
Samit de Amigo

I think I just won.
icarus's Destructoid Blog
@blehman

Actually, he uses his stories to put his victims into a permanent slumber. =P Just kidding, I actually don't mind Samit's stories, but that picture is still pretty clever.
RAB's Destructoid Blog
forums u fuckin noob ur pushin down good blawgs
Mr Wrighty 987's Destructoid Blog
Epic jim, Epic
DaedHead8's Destructoid Blog
Does Samit kill people with various sports equipment in this movie? Cause that's a movie I'd pay to see.
Sharpless's Destructoid Blog
Who's playing Samit this time? It's not Kal Penn again, I hope.
Necros's Destructoid Blog
TERRIFYING
MechaMonkey's Destructoid Blog
I'll be seeing it in Imax
UglyDuck's Destructoid Blog
Serious Samit.
Samit Hill 2: The Samitting.
The Samit of All Fears.
Samit and Max 2: Samituation Comedy.

Y'know, words that sound like Samit are really difficult to find in video games titles.
Eschatos's Destructoid Blog
Samit's Row 2?
Darkanubis87's Destructoid Blog
It should film in texas. (if only to have you guys come to texas)
Dexter345's Destructoid Blog
The most frightening thing in the history of ever.
UglyDuck's Destructoid Blog
Eschatos,
Considered that one. Thought it was pushing it a tiny bit. It's on the edge. Like Samiturai Warrior or Warrio Land: Samit! Still, it's better than the some of the things I thought of. Samit Samit Revolution, for example. Giants: Samitzen Kabuto. Grand Theft Samit. Samits of War. The World Ends With Samit. KillSamit.

What's really sad about this is that I did it years ago and hated myself for it because it was so fucking stupid. It's just as stupid now as it was then, but I can't stop laughing. Resamit Evil 5. Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Samit. Fuck!
Diverse's Destructoid Blog
@Sharpless: I hope not too. That's just racist. Either Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt should play Samit.
welkstar's Destructoid Blog
God bless Photoshop!
XanderSan's Destructoid Blog
The G20 Samit is a neccessary evolution of this.
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
*hangs head*
DigitalD562's Destructoid Blog
Is this coming out on laser disk?
WickedSwagger's Destructoid Blog
Samit of the Colossus
The Amazing Shenazin's Destructoid Blog
SIMO! SIMO! SIMO!
The Amazing Shenazin's Destructoid Blog
wait a minute, I meant to say "SINO!"
8bit Coder's Destructoid Blog
Hitman 2: Samit Assassin...


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