Samit is the movies!

Got my tickets Pre-Ordered.

Box office BOMB.

F♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫CK!!

With a sammit and cheese sammich.

That's honestly all I have.

I'd rather see the porn version.

The Samityville Whorer

Fuck. Shit.

I'll wait for the Blu ray to come out. :)

Sorry, was just checking if the profanity filter was still in affect. What was this blog about again? Oh, bad puns. Sweet.

IT'S ABOUT TIME!

I came...

Oh fuck you jim, that was terrible. I hate it when terrible things make me laugh.

Is this the one in 3D?

Well played, sir.

I C WUT U DUN THUR.

So is he the one to hold the kids down in bed, or does he get held down? Who's the antagonist here, work with me.

He'll scare you with sports stories ALL NIGHT!!!

BEST.MOVIE.EVER?

So poor and driven made by linde's comments samit is forced to take refuge in the only thing he can afford a demon house!

i'll be at the midnight showing

Does he play a convenience store clerk?

@Garison:

I can make that happen.

@Elsteveo:

"Thank you, scream again".

I'll wait for aXXo to put up the torrent and not seed after the download is finished :P

Scariest movie ever?

Uwe better not be directing this...

Samit de Amigo

I think I just won.

@blehman

Actually, he uses his stories to put his victims into a permanent slumber. =P Just kidding, I actually don't mind Samit's stories, but that picture is still pretty clever.

forums u fuckin noob ur pushin down good blawgs

Epic jim, Epic

Does Samit kill people with various sports equipment in this movie? Cause that's a movie I'd pay to see.

Who's playing Samit this time? It's not Kal Penn again, I hope.

TERRIFYING

I'll be seeing it in Imax

Serious Samit.
Samit Hill 2: The Samitting.
The Samit of All Fears.
Samit and Max 2: Samituation Comedy.

Y'know, words that sound like Samit are really difficult to find in video games titles.

Samit's Row 2?

It should film in texas. (if only to have you guys come to texas)

The most frightening thing in the history of ever.

Eschatos,
Considered that one. Thought it was pushing it a tiny bit. It's on the edge. Like Samiturai Warrior or Warrio Land: Samit! Still, it's better than the some of the things I thought of. Samit Samit Revolution, for example. Giants: Samitzen Kabuto. Grand Theft Samit. Samits of War. The World Ends With Samit. KillSamit.

What's really sad about this is that I did it years ago and hated myself for it because it was so fucking stupid. It's just as stupid now as it was then, but I can't stop laughing. Resamit Evil 5. Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Samit. Fuck!

@Sharpless: I hope not too. That's just racist. Either Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt should play Samit.

God bless Photoshop!

The G20 Samit is a neccessary evolution of this.

*hangs head*

Is this coming out on laser disk?

Samit of the Colossus

SIMO! SIMO! SIMO!

wait a minute, I meant to say "SINO!"

Hitman 2: Samit Assassin...