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Samit is the movies!
Jim Sterling \| 7:46 AM on 04.02.2009	47 comments

From the people who brought you Samitsu and Samit the Hedgehog, we now have a Hollywood blockbuster to rival the most dark and macabre horrors on Earth. I give you:

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47 comments | showing # 1 to 47

Daxelman says:
(# 0) on 04/02/2009 07:52

Got my tickets Pre-Ordered.

Diverse says:
(# 1) on 04/02/2009 07:52

Box office BOMB.

Takeshi says:
(# 2) on 04/02/2009 08:00

F♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫CK!!

garison says:
(# 3) on 04/02/2009 08:02

With a sammit and cheese sammich.

That's honestly all I have.

falinter says:
(# 4) on 04/02/2009 08:03

I'd rather see the porn version.

The Samityville Whorer

the Golden Avatar says:
(# 5) on 04/02/2009 08:03

Fuck. Shit.

Y0j1mb0 says:
(# 6) on 04/02/2009 08:05

I'll wait for the Blu ray to come out. :)

the Golden Avatar says:
(# 7) on 04/02/2009 08:06

Sorry, was just checking if the profanity filter was still in affect. What was this blog about again? Oh, bad puns. Sweet.

Professor Pew says:
(# 8) on 04/02/2009 08:12

IT'S ABOUT TIME!

Projectexodus says:
(# 9) on 04/02/2009 08:19

I came...

ajaxender says:
(# 10) on 04/02/2009 08:20

Oh fuck you jim, that was terrible. I hate it when terrible things make me laugh.

Ali D says:
(# 11) on 04/02/2009 08:23

Is this the one in 3D?

gatorsax2010 says:
(# 12) on 04/02/2009 08:36

Well played, sir.

pendelton21 says:
(# 13) on 04/02/2009 08:49

I C WUT U DUN THUR.

nukka jdav says:
(# 14) on 04/02/2009 08:54

So is he the one to hold the kids down in bed, or does he get held down? Who's the antagonist here, work with me.

blehman says:
(# 15) on 04/02/2009 08:58

He'll scare you with sports stories ALL NIGHT!!!

PappaDukes says:
(# 16) on 04/02/2009 09:35

BEST.MOVIE.EVER?

eternalplayer2345 says:
(# 17) on 04/02/2009 10:09

So poor and driven made by linde's comments samit is forced to take refuge in the only thing he can afford a demon house!

megatron0016 says:
(# 18) on 04/02/2009 10:12

i'll be at the midnight showing

elsteveo says:
(# 19) on 04/02/2009 10:53

Does he play a convenience store clerk?

Evil Cheese says:
(# 20) on 04/02/2009 11:22

@Garison:

I can make that happen.

Usedtabe says:
(# 21) on 04/02/2009 11:22

@Elsteveo:

"Thank you, scream again".

CelicaCrazed says:
(# 22) on 04/02/2009 11:28

I'll wait for aXXo to put up the torrent and not seed after the download is finished :P

NihonTiger90 says:
(# 23) on 04/02/2009 11:29

Scariest movie ever?

CypherVR says:
(# 24) on 04/02/2009 11:37

Uwe better not be directing this...

UglyDuck says:
(# 25) on 04/02/2009 11:46

Samit de Amigo

I think I just won.

icarus says:
(# 26) on 04/02/2009 12:05

@blehman

Actually, he uses his stories to put his victims into a permanent slumber. =P Just kidding, I actually don't mind Samit's stories, but that picture is still pretty clever.

RAB says:
(# 27) on 04/02/2009 12:43

forums u fuckin noob ur pushin down good blawgs

Mr Wrighty 987 says:
(# 28) on 04/02/2009 12:46

Epic jim, Epic

DaedHead8 says:
(# 29) on 04/02/2009 13:25

Does Samit kill people with various sports equipment in this movie? Cause that's a movie I'd pay to see.

Sharpless says:
(# 30) on 04/02/2009 13:46

Who's playing Samit this time? It's not Kal Penn again, I hope.

Necros says:
(# 31) on 04/02/2009 14:26

TERRIFYING

MechaMonkey says:
(# 32) on 04/02/2009 14:40

I'll be seeing it in Imax

UglyDuck says:
(# 33) on 04/02/2009 14:42

Serious Samit.
Samit Hill 2: The Samitting.
The Samit of All Fears.
Samit and Max 2: Samituation Comedy.

Y'know, words that sound like Samit are really difficult to find in video games titles.

Eschatos says:
(# 34) on 04/02/2009 15:56

Samit's Row 2?

Darkanubis87 says:
(# 35) on 04/02/2009 17:21

It should film in texas. (if only to have you guys come to texas)

Dexter345 says:
(# 36) on 04/02/2009 17:45

The most frightening thing in the history of ever.

UglyDuck says:
(# 37) on 04/02/2009 18:12

Eschatos,
Considered that one. Thought it was pushing it a tiny bit. It's on the edge. Like Samiturai Warrior or Warrio Land: Samit! Still, it's better than the some of the things I thought of. Samit Samit Revolution, for example. Giants: Samitzen Kabuto. Grand Theft Samit. Samits of War. The World Ends With Samit. KillSamit.

What's really sad about this is that I did it years ago and hated myself for it because it was so fucking stupid. It's just as stupid now as it was then, but I can't stop laughing. Resamit Evil 5. Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Samit. Fuck!

Diverse says:
(# 38) on 04/02/2009 19:34

@Sharpless: I hope not too. That's just racist. Either Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt should play Samit.

welkstar says:
(# 39) on 04/03/2009 00:56

God bless Photoshop!

XanderSan says:
(# 40) on 04/04/2009 07:14

The G20 Samit is a neccessary evolution of this.

Samit Sarkar says:
(# 41) on 04/07/2009 11:59

*hangs head*

DigitalD562 says:
(# 42) on 04/07/2009 17:42

Is this coming out on laser disk?

WickedSwagger says:
(# 43) on 04/28/2009 23:46

Samit of the Colossus

The Amazing Shenazin says:
(# 44) on 04/29/2009 03:40

SIMO! SIMO! SIMO!

The Amazing Shenazin says:
(# 45) on 04/29/2009 03:41

wait a minute, I meant to say "SINO!"

8bit Coder says:
(# 46) on 06/19/2009 02:32

Hitman 2: Samit Assassin...

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