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That's honestly all I have.
The Samityville Whorer
I can make that happen.
"Thank you, scream again".
I think I just won.
Actually, he uses his stories to put his victims into a permanent slumber. =P Just kidding, I actually don't mind Samit's stories, but that picture is still pretty clever.
Samit Hill 2: The Samitting.
The Samit of All Fears.
Samit and Max 2: Samituation Comedy.
Y'know, words that sound like Samit are really difficult to find in video games titles.
Considered that one. Thought it was pushing it a tiny bit. It's on the edge. Like Samiturai Warrior or Warrio Land: Samit! Still, it's better than the some of the things I thought of. Samit Samit Revolution, for example. Giants: Samitzen Kabuto. Grand Theft Samit. Samits of War. The World Ends With Samit. KillSamit.
What's really sad about this is that I did it years ago and hated myself for it because it was so fucking stupid. It's just as stupid now as it was then, but I can't stop laughing. Resamit Evil 5. Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Samit. Fuck!