My review of all the reviews of my review of thing with the thing

You're just not as clever as you thinks you is, Mr. Sterling.

loljimsterling

You fucking twat. I am never looking at this site again.

I want to rage against stupid things, can I rage against stupid things? Like dogs... some are brown. And I find that offensive, so I will write a review giving dogs a 2 out of 300, and watch all the dog fanbois lose their shit.... should be great fun.

But more importantly, PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO THEIR OPINIONS. Whether it's Jim's low review or peoples reviews of reviews in response. I just wish this issue would stop clogging up the blogs. I mean seriously, I wrote an article attacking the Citizen Kane of games and got 4 faps and 2 comments and Jerry McButthurts Review of a Review gets 20 faps and 40 comments? Clearly the focus of my blog posts are fail...

Meh, I'll wait for the review.

“Down with this sort of thing”

“Careful now”

This single Father Ted reference can fix everything.

Those graphics speak for themselves.

Everything everyone else said, with a bit more alliteration.

You don't like brown dogs, eh Sheppy? FUCKING RACIST COCK.

Oh yeah, this review fucking sucks, I'm leaving Destructoid... but I'm coming back, just gotta go poop real quick.

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@Krow -- "Everything everyone else" is actually assonance; me taking the time to point that out is assinine; and neither of the aforementioned opinions has any releveance to assassins.

Semi;colons!

Can we talk about Modern Warfare now, again?

This is why we can't have nice things.

Also , let's move on people XD....

Only if we can talk about how it's THE WURST

Raindrops on roses, whiskers on kittens.

Also, Sterling.

Wait "Also Sterling"??

Shouldn't it be also co- OHHHHH

Jim, you clearly took that image from the first Assassin's Creed.

This is wasted time that could be well spent on putting Halo on a "top games" list.

Jesus Fucking A Hairy Butt Hole Christ! Jim, to me, is just one man whom embodies just one opinion. If you hang out reading the c-blogs as much as I do, you would realize that we all have a voice, and we all make up the community. You individually all have a distinct voice here on the site, why are you all acting like a bunch of whiny griefers? Just because I don't agree with Jim Sterling on a review, doesn't mean that I don't care for him as a person. Why should I act like a little bitch about what one guy said once, because I'd rather not, and I rather partake in laughter, joy, bong hits, frags, and puppies! Cute little puppies! I'm tired of all the shit all across all the posts on all the forums that get spilled into the streets. Shut up. All of you. Let's change subject. Myself included.

I still dont get it

@GoldenGamerXero

You need to watch more Sound of Music my friend.

You have an unpopular opinion that is both unpopular, and an opinion at the EXACT same time?!?

Because, you know, the popular thing to do is give every game no less than 7.5. Since you have done that, you won't be getting more candy canes until you change such a thing that you did.

Mo----jo-jo-jo-jo approves.

I am mad about video games and am going to express my anger in a manner accustomed to on the internet!!

+1

I love Father Ted!

Eating crap (literally) is AMAZING 10/10, do it today!

Seriously Jim, how could share professional opinions on video games, publishing them on the internet for everyone to see. What an irresponsible thing to do. You think by now people would learn that you can't talk about video games at all.

BIaS! BIAS!

Get a brain, morans.

Also rip Ted. :(

Allow me to try out The Score Ultimate Review Scale 2.0 BETA:

Deliberate: 11/11
Straight: 7/11
Deadly: 1/11
Subsidiary: 9/11
Working: 8/11
Overall*: 7/11

*not an average, morons

Score Whore, rather.

Yeah, this review is SO biased it's not even funny. Where's the fucking NUMBER, Jim!? We all know that's the most important part of a review! WTF! I hate you, Jim.

Im offended by the fact that you did not return my "google wave" Mr. Sterling.... we shall speak then!

*inserts a witty remark praising Jim Sterling for being awesome and runs away*

I just love you Jim <3

I wish I was dead right now.

Mickey Rourke confirmed for Assassin's Creed 3, will sing its coprolalia-infused theme song. Can't wait for your review of it o_0

Is it a type of nude-y thing father?

I'm with Cartman, in the still not getting it category. Did that picture really deserve this many comments?

@ Arianol,

Are you really at liberty to ask that question if you didn't get it? But seriously, debating how many comments anything 'deserves' is pointless and wastes the time of everybody involved - including me. Why am I writing this? Why am I here? *sobs*

Father Ted !

Father Ted. Ive all the episodes at least ten times and they are still so funny.

Drink. Feck, Arse, Girls,

Its a fuppin disgrace. Coming over here. Stealing our wimmin.