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taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 23:11
taumpytears
The dirtiest plumber CUMS this summer.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 23:12
Jim Sterling
Yes Taumpy, that was the inference.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 23:12
taumpytears
Also the sexy joke is hilarious.
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 23:14
VWGTI
If I were to rate on a scale how bored Jim is right now, I'd rate him a 12.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 23:18
MrSadistic
deformed butts
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 23:20
KamikazeTutor
I see tentacles.

11/10!
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 23:28
Bob Muir
I still say "our frothing demand for this game increases" was demeaning enough.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 23:32
F Whipple
Finally a good use for "waggle"
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 23:48
eternalplayer2345
elongated black wiimote sold separately I assume.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 00:02
007
...question mark exclamation point
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 00:03
Brian Szabelski
No one would buy this. Too much waggle.
4knuckleshuffle's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 00:10
4knuckleshuffle
Do wank! I uh- mean want!
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 00:32
Clockwork
Actual fisting motion with the Wiimote!
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 00:39
MechaMonkey
Oily chunder sold separately.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 01:32
king3vbo
DO WANT
Ezra's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 01:37
Ezra
i'll probably just end up using the wavebird instead
Brian Keljore's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 01:45
Brian Keljore
Oh please tell me there is not a pedophile level... wait who am I kidding? This would be made in Japan, of course there is a pedophile level.

...


14/10
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 02:03
TheToiletDuck
hmph, this could have been a gamecube game. bloody wii.
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 02:06
Rifter01
Y'know sex education games are a very under represented game genre as of late. I think it would be great, but it needs to be 3-D graphics.. 2-D graphics just wouldn't sell as much. But, screw penny arcade!! I'd buy that for 2000 wii-ware points!
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 02:15
Y0j1mb0
possible nsfw?..lmao.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 02:53
Snaileb
OH GOD! WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF LUIGI?!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 03:09
Samit Sarkar
IGN’s review is pure gold.
nicojay's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 05:02
nicojay
@ TETA
I remember seeing that ad and thinking some internet wag is going clip that exact motion for laughs. What I didn't realize is how the girls either side would look. I almost choked on the apple I was eating.
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 06:09
nebones
That's one of those console I keep hearing about.
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 06:36
Gameboi
The pic is priceless!
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 08:07
AgentMOO
Now that's how you waggle!
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 08:28
Maurice Tan
Well if IGN says it...!
van's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 08:55
van
dude, you are undersexed and obsessed.
get a grip.
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 09:07
Wexx
mmmmmmm
Remo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 09:08
Remo
image shows actual graphics
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 09:30
Jim Sterling
"get a grip."

Oh I got a grip alright, a grip of my almighty donking vadgehammer, son!
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 10:12
Eschatos
Someone get this man a games studio, STAT!
emile's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 10:24
emile
@Eschatos I'm sure it would sell in Japan.
Crumpet Lips's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 10:40
Crumpet Lips
Jim you are a pretty good artist. Can you do a picture for my house mates birthday? It is this Saturday coming up and I would dig giving him a card with your artistic pictures on the front of his card.
3r0t1c n3rd's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 11:20
3r0t1c n3rd
Proceed...
Tamz's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 12:07
Tamz
Disturbing!
bahss's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 12:19
bahss
@ almighty donking vadgehammer

God, that'd be a great username.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 12:19
Jonathan Holmes
Are those the tentacles from [img=http://mojoart.mixnmojo.com/original-art/day-of-the-tentacle/cover-art/day-of-the-tentacle_box_front_1600x2009.jpg]Maniac Mansion[/img]? If so, I'm sold.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 12:20
Jonathan Holmes
Oh snap! BBcode Snafu.

Haven't had one of those in years.
Bizznet's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 12:31
Bizznet
It's not as bad as Jack Thompson's video game idea.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 12:57
DaedHead8
Win
4knuckleshuffle's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 13:06
4knuckleshuffle
Start spamming Nintendo's email with this now!
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 13:59
LarkOhiya
I'd buy. where do i get my review copy from?
zavage's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 16:10
zavage
oh yea I can allready see you make millions out of this.
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 16:40
B-Radicate
Needs more patent leather.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 18:57
Corak
Needs more peach
JRisJunior's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 22:52
JRisJunior
cock teasing bitch.
A Humble Mr Perfect's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 08:28
A Humble Mr Perfect
finally nintendo treats their first-party hentai right instead of leaving it to all the fanboys
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