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I have decided to take a break from my award-winning videogame adaptations and instead venture in the world of adult film. I believe I will be able to bring the creativity and experience gained in designing educational and entertaining software to the table and create the kind of sensual erotica that everybody, young and old, can enjoy.

Hopefully Hot Beef Objection will mark me as the erotic movie industry's brightest new talent.
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At first glance, I misread that title as "Moving into the adult film industry," and thought you were about to do porn as a way of raising extra funds for your move to the United States.

I wouldn't blame you.
I'd buy it.
Oh Jim, if only your ideas had the money to back them. I still think Marios dirty galaxy was enough for one mans erotic collection, but theres always room for moar pr0n.
I didn't plan to have an erection tonight.
If it makes you happy..y-y-y. It can't be that bad..d-d-d.

If I can't make it with the games I'm working on, I'll be right there with ya.. Um, not literally. LOL. But yeah.
YOU COULD BE THE NEXT RON JEREMY!
Rule 34. Please someone make it happen.
And here I thought we'd be getting a post full of monocle porn.
A lot of dashed hopes lie between the promise of the title and the grim reality of a fully-clothed (as far as we know) Jim Sterling.
Haha. This is brilliant Sterling. Someone make it happen.
Beautiful! GENIUS! DEAR GOD!
I'll wait for the sequel: Hot Bear Injection.
Video games.....

Porn....

Now if you somehow associate yourself with the beer industry, you will have encompassed yourself around the trifecta that is my life.
Jim Sterling porn? I'd watch it on redtube
Dear God...
"...and create the kind of sensual erotica that everybody, young and old, can enjoy."

Just show me your monocle. I´ll have an erection.
I'm surprised there's no Jim Sterling porn out there yet. Rule 35, people!
Jeff goes to EA, Shawn goes to 2K Boston and NOW Jim goes to adult films.

WHAT'S NEXT?!?!?! NIERO GOING TO ADULT SWIM!!???!?!?!
How big is this objection you speak of?
Marios dirty galaxy was a great idea.
Careful you dont catch nob rot off one of your co stars. Its a good idea though as everything but poor is effected by this damnable ressetion.
Objection? a SEXY objection.
This is the best news ever.
@pheonix-blood
Obsextion?
I can't think of a witty law related comment, so instead all I'll say is:

DO WANT
All it needs now is a monocle.
Sorry Jim, but you need to keep up with current events.Ace Attorney Porn has been done. Two Words.

Phoenix. Drive.

Play it at your own sanity's risk.

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