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Moving into the adult film market
Jim Sterling | 4:45 AM on 09.19.2008 30 comments




I have decided to take a break from my award-winning videogame adaptations and instead venture in the world of adult film. I believe I will be able to bring the creativity and experience gained in designing educational and entertaining software to the table and create the kind of sensual erotica that everybody, young and old, can enjoy.

Hopefully Hot Beef Objection will mark me as the erotic movie industry's brightest new talent.



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Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 05:01
Samit Sarkar
At first glance, I misread that title as "Moving into the adult film industry," and thought you were about to do porn as a way of raising extra funds for your move to the United States.

I wouldn't blame you.
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 05:02
Half left
I'd buy it.
Harukai's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 05:27
Harukai
Oh Jim, if only your ideas had the money to back them. I still think Marios dirty galaxy was enough for one mans erotic collection, but theres always room for moar pr0n.
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 05:51
nebones
I didn't plan to have an erection tonight.
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 06:20
Rifter01
If it makes you happy..y-y-y. It can't be that bad..d-d-d.

If I can't make it with the games I'm working on, I'll be right there with ya.. Um, not literally. LOL. But yeah.
Crumpet Lips's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 07:20
Crumpet Lips
YOU COULD BE THE NEXT RON JEREMY!
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 08:04
njsykora
Rule 34. Please someone make it happen.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 08:04
Brian Szabelski
And here I thought we'd be getting a post full of monocle porn.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 08:13
MaxVest
A lot of dashed hopes lie between the promise of the title and the grim reality of a fully-clothed (as far as we know) Jim Sterling.
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 08:33
Guagloves
Haha. This is brilliant Sterling. Someone make it happen.
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 08:52
TheDreadHawk
Beautiful! GENIUS! DEAR GOD!
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 09:20
Maurice Tan
I'll wait for the sequel: Hot Bear Injection.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 09:46
RICHARD BLOCKER
Video games.....

Porn....

Now if you somehow associate yourself with the beer industry, you will have encompassed yourself around the trifecta that is my life.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 10:12
king3vbo
Jim Sterling porn? I'd watch it on redtube
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 10:32
pendelton21
Dear God...
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 11:27
Takeshi
"...and create the kind of sensual erotica that everybody, young and old, can enjoy."

Just show me your monocle. I´ll have an erection.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 11:42
Bob Muir
I'm surprised there's no Jim Sterling porn out there yet. Rule 35, people!
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 11:52
SnakeDude4Life
Jeff goes to EA, Shawn goes to 2K Boston and NOW Jim goes to adult films.

WHAT'S NEXT?!?!?! NIERO GOING TO ADULT SWIM!!???!?!?!
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 12:45
mix
How big is this objection you speak of?
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 13:59
Velt
Marios dirty galaxy was a great idea.
Murumasa123's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 17:24
Murumasa123
Careful you dont catch nob rot off one of your co stars. Its a good idea though as everything but poor is effected by this damnable ressetion.
Hollie Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 18:47
Hollie Bennett
Objection? a SEXY objection.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 23:19
ace of knaves
This is the best news ever.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2008 02:11
Sharpless
@pheonix-blood
Obsextion?
CALkulon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2008 08:44
CALkulon
I can't think of a witty law related comment, so instead all I'll say is:

DO WANT
AlucardX24's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 17:07
AlucardX24
All it needs now is a monocle.
Blake's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 19:04
Blake
Sorry Jim, but you need to keep up with current events.Ace Attorney Porn has been done. Two Words.

Phoenix. Drive.

Play it at your own sanity's risk.
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