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Moving into the adult film market
Jim Sterling | 4:45 AM on 09.19.2008 28 comments




I have decided to take a break from my award-winning videogame adaptations and instead venture in the world of adult film. I believe I will be able to bring the creativity and experience gained in designing educational and entertaining software to the table and create the kind of sensual erotica that everybody, young and old, can enjoy.

Hopefully Hot Beef Objection will mark me as the erotic movie industry's brightest new talent.



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Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
At first glance, I misread that title as "Moving into the adult film industry," and thought you were about to do porn as a way of raising extra funds for your move to the United States.

I wouldn't blame you.
Half left's Destructoid Blog
I'd buy it.
Harukai's Destructoid Blog
Oh Jim, if only your ideas had the money to back them. I still think Marios dirty galaxy was enough for one mans erotic collection, but theres always room for moar pr0n.
nebones's Destructoid Blog
I didn't plan to have an erection tonight.
Rifter01's Destructoid Blog
If it makes you happy..y-y-y. It can't be that bad..d-d-d.

If I can't make it with the games I'm working on, I'll be right there with ya.. Um, not literally. LOL. But yeah.
Crumpet Lips's Destructoid Blog
YOU COULD BE THE NEXT RON JEREMY!
njsykora's Destructoid Blog
Rule 34. Please someone make it happen.
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
And here I thought we'd be getting a post full of monocle porn.
MaxVest's Destructoid Blog
A lot of dashed hopes lie between the promise of the title and the grim reality of a fully-clothed (as far as we know) Jim Sterling.
Guagloves's Destructoid Blog
Haha. This is brilliant Sterling. Someone make it happen.
TheDreadHawk's Destructoid Blog
Beautiful! GENIUS! DEAR GOD!
Professor Pew's Destructoid Blog
I'll wait for the sequel: Hot Bear Injection.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Destructoid Blog
Video games.....

Porn....

Now if you somehow associate yourself with the beer industry, you will have encompassed yourself around the trifecta that is my life.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
Jim Sterling porn? I'd watch it on redtube
pendelton21's Destructoid Blog
Dear God...
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
"...and create the kind of sensual erotica that everybody, young and old, can enjoy."

Just show me your monocle. I´ll have an erection.
Necros's Destructoid Blog
I'm surprised there's no Jim Sterling porn out there yet. Rule 35, people!
SnakeDude4Life's Destructoid Blog
Jeff goes to EA, Shawn goes to 2K Boston and NOW Jim goes to adult films.

WHAT'S NEXT?!?!?! NIERO GOING TO ADULT SWIM!!???!?!?!
mix's Destructoid Blog
How big is this objection you speak of?
Velt's Destructoid Blog
Marios dirty galaxy was a great idea.
Murumasa123's Destructoid Blog
Careful you dont catch nob rot off one of your co stars. Its a good idea though as everything but poor is effected by this damnable ressetion.
Hollie Bennett's Destructoid Blog
Objection? a SEXY objection.
ace of knaves's Destructoid Blog
This is the best news ever.
Sharpless's Destructoid Blog
@pheonix-blood
Obsextion?
CALkulon's Destructoid Blog
I can't think of a witty law related comment, so instead all I'll say is:

DO WANT
AlucardX24's Destructoid Blog
All it needs now is a monocle.
Blake's Destructoid Blog
Sorry Jim, but you need to keep up with current events.Ace Attorney Porn has been done. Two Words.

Phoenix. Drive.

Play it at your own sanity's risk.


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