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Mario's Dirty Portal
Jim Sterling | 7:02 PM on 07.02.2008 40 comments




I've outdone myself this time. I fully expect Shigeru Miyamoto to be banging down my door with a big fuck-off check and and a bucket full of praise.

P.S cunts



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Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 19:06
Danmartigan
So this is what you've done with your XBL money is it?
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 19:11
Mushman
I just want to know why Luigi is chosen to b the unlucky one to warp THROUGH Mario's ass, should'nt it be Pricess peach, to y'know, seeing as she wants to

Toss His Salad

the dirty, dirty slag
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 19:21
Electro Lemon
Sonic played this game, and was arrested for felching.
guermogamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 19:23
guermogamer
Mario shows Luigi his "O" face...

sorry, couldn't resist...
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 19:29
aborto thefetus
Oh Jim, you and your disturbing little mind.
Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 19:29
Danmartigan
Pop Quiz hotshots!

What happens if you install firmware 2.40 in Mario's Portal?
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 19:30
007
I predict at least 51...
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 19:32
Puppy Licks
...wat?
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 19:34
B-Radicate
So where's the orange one?
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 19:36
Electro Lemon
The orange one is placed on the inside of Mario's mouth in case someone attempts to rape him. Its Nintendo's version of "Teeth".
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 19:39
Mushman
@007

A 100, this idea deserves it.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 20:13
king3vbo
So this is where my Destructoid gold account fees go too?

God damn it
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 20:28
Rifter01
I dunno.. There might be some confusion if this was a 2-in-1 game or not.. but I'm sure it would please both portal fans, and well, mario lovers ;oP
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 20:51
B-Radicate
@Gynecologist Cobra: That movie freaked the fuck outta me. *shivers*
The Scientist's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 21:04
The Scientist
@Gynecologist Cobra: AWITHA-TEETHA!
Clockwork-Zombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 21:05
Clockwork-Zombie
I would buy this.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 21:12
MechaMonkey
Mario's rectum is basically Stargate.
guermogamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 21:27
guermogamer
Sterling made me do it...
guermogamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 21:30
guermogamer
i suck at posting obviously
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 21:34
007
Am I the only one that gets annoyed by Guermogamer's avatar?
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 21:36
Scrixx
Replace Luigi with Jim and we have some progress!
guermogamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 21:46
guermogamer
007 lives very deep in mario's portal where normally light cannot enter, thus evertime jade's camera goes off it horrifically reminds him of the last time mario let one fly....

honestly though, it's starting to annoy me!
thanks for noticing though
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 22:07
nebones
oh lawd...
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 22:15
Aziel13
POR QUE!
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 22:46
Velt
I can allready hear the money Sterling...
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 23:16
Clockwork
He's done it again...
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 23:43
Red TheHaze Veron
wow jim youve really done it.
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2008 00:01
SnakeDude4Life
Jim needs to get some Grants: http://www.governmentfunding.org.uk/Default.aspx
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2008 08:34
blehman
Oh, he's gonna come at you with a bucket full of something at least.
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2008 09:56
itemforty
what.
PaperBowser0's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2008 11:36
PaperBowser0
Scary........
mr spooky's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2008 19:12
mr spooky
A ren and stimpy show. are you the pitcher or the catcher.
Uncle Booney's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2008 22:32
Uncle Booney
This is what i call.
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