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Jim the dirty sellout
Jim Sterling \| 5:01 PM on 06.09.2008	66 comments

Oi cunts,

Check out this little article on IGN UK called Fear 101: A Beginner's Guide to Survival Horror. It is an article on the Internet that you can read with your eyes:

Clicktung!

Please draw one's attention to the name under the title. Yes, that is your humble narrator, now stationed with the aristocrats of the games media industry, sipping wine and eating éclairs from between the pink breasts of moist French peasant girls.

That, or I just complete a freelance contract and, much to your chagrin, am not actually going anywhere.

Still, this little phrase:

"by Jim Sterling, IGN UK"

Is a scary fucking thought, wot?

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ParaParaKing

Who the fuck is Jim Sterling, IGN UK?

Darren Nakamura

Uh oh, Jim. Now you're a journalist and not a blogger. You can't attach random pictures to your articles any more!

Dead Movie Star

I will miss Jim Sterling, but I do hope that we can all accept Jim Worthsomethingnow Sterling as his humble replacement.

wardrox

You should probably tell people about the renaming of The Podcastle to "The IGNISAWESOME Podcastle"

Half left

Now you can afford a whole Pair of spectacles. instead of having to make do with the one lense.

Justice

IGN? Independant Gay Nation?
Jim Sterling, what the fuck!

Bazel

Does this mean we can replace all the "Beeps" in the last Podtoid with "IGN" ?

Aaron Mxy Yost

Damn it, apparently my old IGN login doesn't work any more and I can't bring myself to create a new one... how am I supposed to comment on the article and accuse you of anti-Sony bias?

IceMax

no mention of F.E.A.R.?

king3vbo

sell out, with me oh yea, sell out, with me tonight
record company's gonna give me lots of money and
everything's gonna be all right

Niero

A guy's gotta eat, right? Congrats on the post!

mix

Survival horrors are probably my favorite genre of games!

Congrats Jim 'ol chap.

AgentMOO

Bordeaux all around! Kudos Mr. Sterling. Don't forget us when you're on a throne drinking from a chalice filled with the tears of peasants.

Conrad Zimmerman

It's all about the benjamins.

Samit Sarkar

I never want to associate with you again, you “real journalist”.

Kryptinite

you better not be going anywhere!

Teta

No more fliping burgers, put on my silly hat, you know I don´t want that NOOO more.
And I didn´t ask when we get paid, quit my dayjob anyway,gues it doesn`t matter, gues it doesn´t matter anymoooore.

Topher Cantler

Congratulations, you now owe me one slurpee. Do not argue with my reasoning.

4knuckleshuffle

Ctrl+F: Cunt: NOT FOUND?!?!?!

Where is your profanity, Jim?

KamikazeTutor

So wait, weren't you also around those "best mgs moments" articles? I do remember a Sterling yappin' there. :P

Phoenix Gamma

Ah, so that's what you were talking about in the last podcast. I figured it was IGN.

Also, I'm happy I know another person who uses the word "chagrin". Makes me feel less silly.

Dead Movie Star

I forgot to ask, when is the lobotomy scheduled?

3r0t1c n3rd

The things men do for money... Tell us Jim, do you feel dirty already? With all your fancy hookers and sports cars you can buy now?

Elitechief27

@ DMS

A Labotomey? He's Jim Sterling, not Randall Patrick
Mc Murphey

MechaMonkey

Whose oily chunder did you have to fellate to get that gig?

Tamz

I'll read it as soon as i come to terms with your heinous betrayal ...................................... ok it has been overcome - but shit i need some sleep, I'll read it later whatever, congrats or whatever (pretends not to care).

Dead Movie Star

@ Elitechief

I can't believe you just made a One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest reference... Poor McMurphy, the Indian did the right thing.

Brian Szabelski

Pssst, Sterling... now that you're at IGN, can I be the monocle-wearing editor at Dtoid?

Maurice Tan

Good luck and gratz! Your summa spot will have a bit of sellout-poo on it now.

Puppetpallmich

wtf is this money u be making

KamikazeTutor

Never mind, the articles were from gamespy.

LarkOhiya

at least he didn't write a article for cat fancy....

free touch

sweet, now just learn to speak english, and you'll be ready for american aticles.

DaedHead8

Scariest thing I've heard all day. Cheers!

F Whipple

Light the torches! Bring out the pitchforks!

007

O RLY?

Knivy

@F Whipple
Set me on fire!

Detry

Wut? Jim would make an awesome writer for Cat Fancy.

Wedge

I presume all the filthy revenue being generated is going to whores and debauchery, as in only suitable.

SunTzu

Hells yeah, easy money. I find it odd that you bothered to add things like punctuation and words. A bunch of pretty pictures would have been more than enough to entertain THAT audience.

Show off.

braulio09

No more filling articles with senseless blabbing and no more stuff like Dark Sector wants to Darken Your Sector.

Why, Jim, why? :(

liquidninja

Does having an article on IGN award people a journalist card?

FreedomToast

"Does having an article on IGN award people a journalist card?"

you also get a sweet nametag

hpv

At least it wasn't Gamespot.

Bob Muir

YOU'VE SHATTERED MY DREAMS

Fronz

woot!

ace of knaves

I actually saw the article earlier this evening, but passed it up, thinking, I kid you not, "Who cares about opinions on survival-horror if they're not from Jim Sterling?"

Next stop: Gamespot!

AfroJoel

how many clams did you make?

Kayka

Congrats Mister Sterling

Demtor

Get some!

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