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Jack Thompson wants a judge to ... relieve him
Jim Sterling | 10:36 PM on 02.22.2008 32 comments


Okay, I'm cooling off covering my new best friend Jack Thompson (who has stopped returning my emails, sadly) on the frontpage, due to him only being amusing for so long and me not wanting to completely alienate people. However, the moratorium extends not to my personal CBlog, and this was just too good to pass up.

As some of you may be aware, Crack-a-Jack is being accused of abusing the legal system for his many frivolous and petty suit filings. The filing that's said to have pushed them over the edge was one that was turned into a "picture book" by Jack and included pictures of kangaroos, babies, Jack Nicholson and swastikas ... seriously.

Anyway, the only reason I wanted to talk about this was to take this quote by Jack completely out of context:

"I have a right to file anything I want with the court. It is beyond bizarre that they think they can tell me I can’t seek relief. They can deny relief, but they can’t tell me I can’t seek relief."

JACK THOMPSON YOU FILTHY BOY! NO WONDER THEY'RE HAVING YOU DISBARRED YOU DIRTY BASTARD.

This certainly explains why Jack sent gay porn to that judge.



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VWGTI's Destructoid Blog
I wish I could say I was suprised.
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
He’s a goddamn laughingstock, I’ll tell you that.
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
I'M JACK THOMPSON! IT'S MY BODY I'LL DO WHAT I WANT.
mix's Destructoid Blog
He did go crazy with trying to bring everything to court.
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
Well, that's a relief. A sexy, sensual relief.
taumpytears's Destructoid Blog
Jack Thompson is like a clown in a courtroom. A smug, idiotic, ambulance chasing clown.
VWGTI's Destructoid Blog
taumpytears for President 2008!
Sadie G's Destructoid Blog
I adore you Jim and I'm glad you posted this :)
Jack Thompson thinks that he is Mr. Smith goes to Washington. I love how he wastes so much of the judicial system's time.
Silverhertz's Destructoid Blog
You want relief? YOU CANT HANDLE RELIEF
EternalDeathSlayer's Destructoid Blog
I need some relief myself. If only I could find that thing in my pants.......
HippieGunner's Destructoid Blog
Jack = media whore
Qalamari's Destructoid Blog
HippieGunner, awesome avatar. If only the animal they made Ribwich's from weren't extinct.

Also, Eff Jack. Bigger troll than Wiisucks.
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
Also...is Thompson physically incapable of relieving himself?

Thank you, thank you...I’ll be here all week.
The Incredible Edible Egg's Destructoid Blog
I want Jim to go off one one his tirades. I dont know why, but I pop a chubby when I hear you go bat-shit crazy on the podcast.
AgentMOO's Destructoid Blog
Lock your daughters up, JT is out and he's hunngray
Artix Lumin's Destructoid Blog
Dude, why don't we get everybody at Fox News and Jack Tompson, put them in a large cage, bring that to the E3, GDC, E for All, and the rest of the convetions I can't remember right now, and charge 10 bucks for gamers to FALCON PUNCH the shit out of them.

And then the E for All will be Fun for All
Sharpless's Destructoid Blog
I really cannot wait to see Jack get what's coming to him. I think it's hilarious that he can't even "do" law correctly. When he is disbarred, or tarred and feathered or whatever, I will indeed do The Dance of Joy, all day long.
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
The Nameless One shall soon be irrelevant. Don't give him the time of day, Jim.
Segasonicdude's Destructoid Blog
Next we will hear of him in a Bathroom stall
MechaMonkey's Destructoid Blog
"pictures of kangaroos, babies, Jack Nicholson and swastikas"

Sounds like he's got a pretty strong case.
Fleet3000's Destructoid Blog
christ. somebody just smite him down now. before he does it himself.
Necros's Destructoid Blog
Does he even listen to himself?
Qalamari's Destructoid Blog
@ Wiisucks:

He's NOT a bigger troll than you?
The-Excel's Destructoid Blog
This is the kind of thing one could expect (albeit by a long stretch of the imagination) in a certain video game series.
Eschatos's Destructoid Blog
No one is a bigger troll than Wiisucks.
007's Destructoid Blog
What a whore.
DrkAdonis's Destructoid Blog
*facepalm* Oh, Jack...
Samson's Destructoid Blog
I'm suprised he hasn't broken out the Chewbacca debate in court. *sighs*


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