Okay, I'm cooling off covering my new best friend Jack Thompson (who has stopped returning my emails, sadly) on the frontpage, due to him only being amusing for so long and me not wanting to completely alienate people. However, the moratorium extends not to my personal CBlog, and this was just too good to pass up.
As some of you may be aware, Crack-a-Jack is being accused of abusing the legal system for his many frivolous and petty suit filings. The filing that's said to have pushed them over the edge was one that was turned into a "picture book" by Jack and included pictures of kangaroos, babies, Jack Nicholson and swastikas ... seriously.
Anyway, the only reason I wanted to talk about this was to take
this quote by Jack completely out of context:
"I have a right to file anything I want with the court. It is beyond bizarre that they think they can tell me I can’t seek relief. They can deny relief, but they can’t tell me I can’t seek relief."
JACK THOMPSON YOU FILTHY BOY! NO WONDER THEY'RE HAVING YOU DISBARRED YOU DIRTY BASTARD.
This certainly explains why Jack sent gay porn to that judge.
Jack Thompson thinks that he is Mr. Smith goes to Washington. I love how he wastes so much of the judicial system's time.
Also, Eff Jack. Bigger troll than Wiisucks.
Thank you, thank you...I’ll be here all week.
And then the E for All will be Fun for All
Sounds like he's got a pretty strong case.
He's NOT a bigger troll than you?