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Jack Thompson wants a judge to ... relieve him
Jim Sterling | 10:36 PM on 02.22.2008 33 comments


Okay, I'm cooling off covering my new best friend Jack Thompson (who has stopped returning my emails, sadly) on the frontpage, due to him only being amusing for so long and me not wanting to completely alienate people. However, the moratorium extends not to my personal CBlog, and this was just too good to pass up.

As some of you may be aware, Crack-a-Jack is being accused of abusing the legal system for his many frivolous and petty suit filings. The filing that's said to have pushed them over the edge was one that was turned into a "picture book" by Jack and included pictures of kangaroos, babies, Jack Nicholson and swastikas ... seriously.

Anyway, the only reason I wanted to talk about this was to take this quote by Jack completely out of context:

"I have a right to file anything I want with the court. It is beyond bizarre that they think they can tell me I can’t seek relief. They can deny relief, but they can’t tell me I can’t seek relief."

JACK THOMPSON YOU FILTHY BOY! NO WONDER THEY'RE HAVING YOU DISBARRED YOU DIRTY BASTARD.

This certainly explains why Jack sent gay porn to that judge.



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VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 22:43
VWGTI
I wish I could say I was suprised.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 22:44
Samit Sarkar
He’s a goddamn laughingstock, I’ll tell you that.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 22:49
MrSadistic
I'M JACK THOMPSON! IT'S MY BODY I'LL DO WHAT I WANT.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 22:50
mix
He did go crazy with trying to bring everything to court.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 22:50
Aaron Mxy Yost
Well, that's a relief. A sexy, sensual relief.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 22:52
taumpytears
Jack Thompson is like a clown in a courtroom. A smug, idiotic, ambulance chasing clown.
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 22:55
VWGTI
taumpytears for President 2008!
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 22:59
Sadie G
I adore you Jim and I'm glad you posted this :)
Jack Thompson thinks that he is Mr. Smith goes to Washington. I love how he wastes so much of the judicial system's time.
Silverhertz's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 23:00
Silverhertz
You want relief? YOU CANT HANDLE RELIEF
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 23:01
EternalDeathSlayer
I need some relief myself. If only I could find that thing in my pants.......
HippieGunner's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 23:25
HippieGunner
Jack = media whore
Qalamari's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 23:45
Qalamari
HippieGunner, awesome avatar. If only the animal they made Ribwich's from weren't extinct.

Also, Eff Jack. Bigger troll than Wiisucks.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 23:50
Samit Sarkar
Also...is Thompson physically incapable of relieving himself?

Thank you, thank you...I’ll be here all week.
The Incredible Edible Egg's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2008 00:19
The Incredible Edible Egg
I want Jim to go off one one his tirades. I dont know why, but I pop a chubby when I hear you go bat-shit crazy on the podcast.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2008 00:47
AgentMOO
Lock your daughters up, JT is out and he's hunngray
Artix Lumin's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2008 00:49
Artix Lumin
Dude, why don't we get everybody at Fox News and Jack Tompson, put them in a large cage, bring that to the E3, GDC, E for All, and the rest of the convetions I can't remember right now, and charge 10 bucks for gamers to FALCON PUNCH the shit out of them.

And then the E for All will be Fun for All
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2008 01:31
Sharpless
I really cannot wait to see Jack get what's coming to him. I think it's hilarious that he can't even "do" law correctly. When he is disbarred, or tarred and feathered or whatever, I will indeed do The Dance of Joy, all day long.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2008 01:40
Brian Szabelski
The Nameless One shall soon be irrelevant. Don't give him the time of day, Jim.
Segasonicdude's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2008 01:44
Segasonicdude
Next we will hear of him in a Bathroom stall
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2008 02:21
MechaMonkey
"pictures of kangaroos, babies, Jack Nicholson and swastikas"

Sounds like he's got a pretty strong case.
JRisJunior's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2008 03:36
JRisJunior
christ. somebody just smite him down now. before he does it himself.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2008 04:47
Bob Muir
Does he even listen to himself?
Qalamari's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2008 08:40
Qalamari
@ Wiisucks:

He's NOT a bigger troll than you?
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2008 10:16
Excel-2011
This is the kind of thing one could expect (albeit by a long stretch of the imagination) in a certain video game series.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2008 10:27
Eschatos
No one is a bigger troll than Wiisucks.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2008 12:34
007
What a whore.
DrkAdonis's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2008 18:42
DrkAdonis
*facepalm* Oh, Jack...
Samson's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2008 09:56
Samson
I'm suprised he hasn't broken out the Chewbacca debate in court. *sighs*
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