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Jack Thompson wants a judge to ... relieve him
Jim Sterling \| 10:36 PM on 02.22.2008	32 comments

Okay, I'm cooling off covering my new best friend Jack Thompson (who has stopped returning my emails, sadly) on the frontpage, due to him only being amusing for so long and me not wanting to completely alienate people. However, the moratorium extends not to my personal CBlog, and this was just too good to pass up.

As some of you may be aware, Crack-a-Jack is being accused of abusing the legal system for his many frivolous and petty suit filings. The filing that's said to have pushed them over the edge was one that was turned into a "picture book" by Jack and included pictures of kangaroos, babies, Jack Nicholson and swastikas ... seriously.

Anyway, the only reason I wanted to talk about this was to take this quote by Jack completely out of context:

"I have a right to file anything I want with the court. It is beyond bizarre that they think they can tell me I can’t seek relief. They can deny relief, but they can’t tell me I can’t seek relief."

JACK THOMPSON YOU FILTHY BOY! NO WONDER THEY'RE HAVING YOU DISBARRED YOU DIRTY BASTARD.

This certainly explains why Jack sent gay porn to that judge.

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28 comments | showing # 1 to 28

VWGTI says:
(# 0) on 02/22/2008 22:43

I wish I could say I was suprised.

Samit Sarkar says:
(# 1) on 02/22/2008 22:44

He’s a goddamn laughingstock, I’ll tell you that.

MrSadistic says:
(# 2) on 02/22/2008 22:49

I'M JACK THOMPSON! IT'S MY BODY I'LL DO WHAT I WANT.

mix says:
(# 3) on 02/22/2008 22:50

He did go crazy with trying to bring everything to court.

Mxyzptlk says:
(# 4) on 02/22/2008 22:50

Well, that's a relief. A sexy, sensual relief.

taumpytears says:
(# 5) on 02/22/2008 22:52

Jack Thompson is like a clown in a courtroom. A smug, idiotic, ambulance chasing clown.

VWGTI says:
(# 6) on 02/22/2008 22:55

taumpytears for President 2008!

Sadie G says:
(# 7) on 02/22/2008 22:59

I adore you Jim and I'm glad you posted this :)
Jack Thompson thinks that he is Mr. Smith goes to Washington. I love how he wastes so much of the judicial system's time.

Silverhertz says:
(# 8) on 02/22/2008 23:00

You want relief? YOU CANT HANDLE RELIEF

EternalDeathSlayer says:
(# 9) on 02/22/2008 23:01

I need some relief myself. If only I could find that thing in my pants.......

HippieGunner says:
(# 10) on 02/22/2008 23:25

Jack = media whore

Qalamari says:
(# 11) on 02/22/2008 23:45

HippieGunner, awesome avatar. If only the animal they made Ribwich's from weren't extinct.

Also, Eff Jack. Bigger troll than Wiisucks.

Samit Sarkar says:
(# 12) on 02/22/2008 23:50

Also...is Thompson physically incapable of relieving himself?

Thank you, thank you...I’ll be here all week.

The Incredible Edible Egg says:
(# 13) on 02/23/2008 00:19

I want Jim to go off one one his tirades. I dont know why, but I pop a chubby when I hear you go bat-shit crazy on the podcast.

AgentMOO says:
(# 14) on 02/23/2008 00:47

Lock your daughters up, JT is out and he's hunngray

Artix Lumin says:
(# 15) on 02/23/2008 00:49

Dude, why don't we get everybody at Fox News and Jack Tompson, put them in a large cage, bring that to the E3, GDC, E for All, and the rest of the convetions I can't remember right now, and charge 10 bucks for gamers to FALCON PUNCH the shit out of them.

And then the E for All will be Fun for All

Sharpless says:
(# 16) on 02/23/2008 01:31

I really cannot wait to see Jack get what's coming to him. I think it's hilarious that he can't even "do" law correctly. When he is disbarred, or tarred and feathered or whatever, I will indeed do The Dance of Joy, all day long.

NihonTiger90 says:
(# 17) on 02/23/2008 01:40

The Nameless One shall soon be irrelevant. Don't give him the time of day, Jim.

Segasonicdude says:
(# 18) on 02/23/2008 01:44

Next we will hear of him in a Bathroom stall

MechaMonkey says:
(# 19) on 02/23/2008 02:21

"pictures of kangaroos, babies, Jack Nicholson and swastikas"

Sounds like he's got a pretty strong case.

Fleet3000 says:
(# 20) on 02/23/2008 03:36

christ. somebody just smite him down now. before he does it himself.

Necros says:
(# 21) on 02/23/2008 04:47

Does he even listen to himself?

Qalamari says:
(# 22) on 02/23/2008 08:40

@ Wiisucks:

He's NOT a bigger troll than you?

The-Excel says:
(# 23) on 02/23/2008 10:16

This is the kind of thing one could expect (albeit by a long stretch of the imagination) in a certain video game series.

Eschatos says:
(# 24) on 02/23/2008 10:27

No one is a bigger troll than Wiisucks.

007 says:
(# 25) on 02/23/2008 12:34

What a whore.

DrkAdonis says:
(# 26) on 02/23/2008 18:42

*facepalm* Oh, Jack...

Samson says:
(# 27) on 02/25/2008 09:56

I'm suprised he hasn't broken out the Chewbacca debate in court. *sighs*

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