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I have developed my new game engines who wants to buy?
Jim Sterling | 9:42 AM on 07.25.2007 25 comments


With the recent lawsuits between Silicon Knights and Epic and the controversy of the Unreal 3 engine, I have decided that I can really clean up by strategically developing my own game engines to license to games making people who make games. It is a good engines for games if you make games that people play on games machines when they play games.

It has a real time lightings effects.

It has bump Mappy.

It has physicals.

It has textiles and features.

It has other things.

It can make games.

It is a new game engine called Jim's Game Engine and if you want to license it you can paypal me $684080806680 and I will give you it and you can make a game.



This is from a new game made using the Jim's Game Engine engine called Jim's Grapefruit Experience. You get to experience my grapefruits after they have been grown to a succulent degree. You can see the textiles on the game at hand.



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-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2007 09:54
-D-
Does your game come with a periphery that allows fluids to squirt into my eyes? I think we can make a total conversation modular that is naughty sexy time
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2007 09:57
BlindsideDork
Don't get it in your eyes...or it stings! So I am told...
BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2007 10:03
BigPopaGamer
Dude, unless there are some boobs involved somewhere, not interested.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2007 10:04
Niero
Do I get a free copy of Talladega Nights when I Jim's engine?
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2007 10:05
BahamutZero
SOLD.

1st game: Metal Rear Solid: Buns of the Patriots

2nd Game: Ass Combat 6
BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2007 10:10
BigPopaGamer
3rd Game: World of Boobies

4th Game: Girls of WildOn(Make them giggle)
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2007 10:11
Justice
It is tottaly innocent!
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2007 10:13
Justice
totally*
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2007 10:16
tazarthayoot
Everybody knows the Joe Burling game engine is way better. And it come's with Joe Burling's naked girl in a tshirt simulator, a much better game if you ask me.

U R ALL FANBOYS!
Hollie Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2007 10:19
Hollie Bennett
Jim's engine also has a built in englsih accent generator
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2007 10:22
-D-
with realistic monocle physics rendering
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2007 10:23
Snaileb
Jim's engine made my xbox red ring!
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2007 10:25
bluemeep
The particle effects for the Handlebar Moustache plugin are phe-fucking-nominal!
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2007 10:29
-D-
have you seen the "pocket watch in vest pocket" renders? wowzers!
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2007 10:31
galagabug
i'm holding out for the joeburlingengine3.
Kotua's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2007 11:24
Kotua
Joe Burling's Engine comes with realistic Rick Astley rendering...

I don't think you can top that Jim.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2007 11:26
BahamutZero
so when can we expect a demo of the grapefruit experience? I loves grapefruit.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2007 11:50
AngelsDontBurn
Yes, but does it have RAGDOLL physics?!
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2007 19:58
Joe Burling
Can I get Rick Astley rendering with real-time monocle dropping?
SubOrbital's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2007 04:15
SubOrbital
Yes, but does it give the pussy physics? If so, I'd like to use it in my next invention. Soon as I've invented it.
Cosades's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2007 16:21
Cosades
The textiles look so fresh!
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