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Jim Sterling | 8:42 AM on 04.20.2008 49 comments




Nintendo should hire me to make games for Nintendo games systems because I can design good Nintendo games.

Also, I blame this on the games industry being dead on Sundays.



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vonneuton's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 08:50
vonneuton
Oily chunder! Now that's entertainment! What would the mini-games be?
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 09:02
Kif
When he gets a mushroom does he turn into Mario's Supermassive Cock?
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 09:02
atheistium
What worries me is that you probably SPENT TIME in photoshop creating that.
Passionate Styos's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 09:04
Passionate Styos
Sow..how is it played? Do you have to "milk" Mario with the Wii-mote?
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 09:06
Jim Sterling
Passionate Styos:

All I will say is that one playtester actually lost his virginity during a trial of this game.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 09:07
Aaron Mxy Yost
Oily chunder? Well, that's a new phrase I've learned today.
FreedomToast's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 09:12
FreedomToast
im pretty sure nintendo already has a game like this coming out this year i think its called "Mario Orgy Party 7"
Passionate Styos's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 09:19
Passionate Styos
@Jim:

I just imagined the picture and if that comment was made to traumatize me, then I should say well done.
DrkAdonis's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 09:29
DrkAdonis
lol @ Oily Chunder
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 09:33
Clockwork
First Halo. Now Mario.

You're my hero.
wast3oid's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 09:34
wast3oid
omg! you have way too much time on your hand jimbo. you should direct porn films. you certainly have a talent for titles!
Origim's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 09:41
Origim
After this game I could see a whole line of Donkey Kong Fisting Country games.
Conan-san's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 09:46
Conan-san
Oh Jim, how bizzare your adventures truely are.
PaperBowser0's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 10:20
PaperBowser0
.....oily.....chunder? Man, i'm getting kind of scared now......GO JIM!!! :D
razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 10:22
razerangel
Dammit Jim im going to have nightmares involving mario and molestation now!
animateria's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 10:24
animateria
lol!

OILY CHUNDER!
A Humble Mr Perfect's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 11:01
A Humble Mr Perfect
@reaprar; bahHAH warbling man-boobs
Remo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 11:02
Remo
a classic is born
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 11:06
brosef
Jim, I fear you have gone snookerloopy.
Fiat Mediocrity's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 11:17
Fiat Mediocrity
Three million hours in MS Paint?

I love it.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 11:28
liam2015
I'd play it.
Falcodevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 11:51
Falcodevil
This game could bring families together
Upgrayedd's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 11:59
Upgrayedd
Calling Gamestop to reserve now.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 12:10
Holyetheline
Sundays suck.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 12:14
king3vbo
I'd hit it... with an orbital ion cannon
Macca's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 12:20
Macca
Jimiyamoto.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 12:25
MechaMonkey
Isn't that one of the lyrics from the Captain Planet theme song?

Captain Planet, he's our hero,
Gonna take pollution down to zero.
Gonna help him put asunder
They all want a a piece of his oily chunder.
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 13:42
ScottyG
Of course the industry is dead on Sundays. That's when you actually play games in between wanking. :p
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 13:42
njsykora
Now that's what I call boredom.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 14:17
Sharpless
Jim Sterling: Turning the games industry on its head since 1863.
Reeper's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 15:24
Reeper
Jim, this makes me want to touch your oily chunder.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 15:57
ArrestedDeveloper
You might not of heard Jim but you aren't allowed to use British phrases like Oily Chunder, you've been replaced.
ironmanrules1333's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 16:38
ironmanrules1333
jim sterling most inavative game designer of '08
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 17:02
Chad Concelmo
Game of the Year.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 17:16
Samit Sarkar
Mario’s Massive Cock: 18 billion copies sold
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 17:21
Aziel13
how the game play
Tug Your God Out's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 17:32
Tug Your God Out
Hmm I might actually finish that one....unlike Galaxy.
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 20:25
Wexx
DO WANT
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 22:19
Eschatos
What exactly does "chunder" mean?
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 23:21
TrailerParkJesus
chunder lol
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2008 09:44
blehman
*insert mushroom head joke here*
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2008 09:57
Bob Muir
Will buy!
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